Preserved Topic: Let's Talk About *ME* Some More! (Page 1 of 1)

Previously.

Really, the more you ask, the more I find out about myself. Well, maybe I would if I stopped being a smartass.

See there? I've learned how much of a smartass I can be!

Have you eaten smorgas-cake? You know smorgas? smorgasbord? Ring a bell?
Well I'm gonna eat it now!!!

Edit: I found the english word "sandwich layer-cake "! *yummy*

[This message has been edited by OlssonE (edited 08-16-2002).]

ever done time?

Jason

Errrr.... anyone here that hasn't?
We are the inmates you know!

OlssonE...
I've eaten at a smorgasbord before. Well, it was a place in Louisville, KY I would go to with my grandparents on vacation when I was a kid that called itself a smorgasbord. It was basically an all-you-can-eat cafeteria. But, as far as I know, that's what a smorgasbord is. Cake, though? Dunno about that. Not that I can recall.

JKMabry...
The closest I've come to doing time was when I moved back from California a couple years ago and had to stay with my parents while I waited for my apartment to open up downtown. What torture.

BTW, I think a question of your got run over in the whole Holy Grail debacle. My education in directing did include some film theory and video training, but it was focused on theatre. (Notice the "re" spelling?)

And I think at this point, I'm just going to post some random information about me that may reflect something about my character.

It's nearly 2:00 AM and I'm on my third beer. I can't make myself go to sleep because I decided to slip on the headphones and randomize some 80s hits. Can't tear myself away. And I have just under 9 hours worth.

Additionally, I had a strange dream last night about being incredibly in love with this cutie blonde with short bangs and these distinctive golden-brown eyes. When I woke up, it was killing me that I couldn't figure out where the image came from. I know I had seen her before. A movie. A TV show. A TV commercial...that sounds about right. Still couldn't place it. It haunted me most of the day. Where did I see her before?

I wish I were in Tijuana...eating barbecued iguana... Love that song.

To quote the hypothetical critic among you, "How ridiculously egocentric you must be to start this thread. Why are you so obsessed with talking about yourself? You must have low self esteem and you're looking for some kind of reassurance."

Not at all. I just can't think of a better topic for discussion than myself.

And to relieve the suspense, I did figure out who the girl was just about an hour ago. It was a car commercial -- a couple sitting in a diner and the girl is talking about how she needs a change, some space. So the guy says, "Okay...you can drive," and gives her the keys to his Volkswagen or something. I must have seen it just before I went to bed. Besides, I do think she's cute.

Gotta go now, Escape Club is singing about me... Wild Wild Wes...

Anna Kournikova?

what do you do besides film and web design (being here doesn't count). hobbies?? drugs?? whatever. . .

Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

Don't you think a good wife could cure you?

Okey some normal questions .

How old are you?
What's you name (real life name that don't have to say your forename tho) ?
Where do you live?
Why do you live there?

&

How's your "wes book" coming along?

OlssonE...
It wasn't her, but good choice.

CPrompt...
My hobby, of course, is writing about travel, although I'm working on making that my career.

viol...
Most likely. Know any?

Darkshadow...
28.
Umm... That would be Wes. (Why would I make up a name like that?)
Fort Worth.
It's close to work. And downtown is getting nicer and nicer.
I just received some stuff from the publisher yesterday. I'm doing research for a proposal now.

wes, whats ur wes book? explain yourself!

Read.

Did you do that to your hair on purpose ?

How old is your Mom ?

do you have a daughter?

OK, Wes, what's the furthest you've ever been away from home? And why were you there?




Cell 270

Do you have a sister?

Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

Whats the stupidest and/or most dangerous thing you've done (apart from open yourself up for this scrutiny)?

Ever killed a man/woman?

[edit: And if not is this thread pos. driving you to consider it as an option ??

Also when was the last time you wet the bed?]

Whats long pig really taste like?

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

What is that brown stuff on old keyboards? And why is the most if it on the most used keys?

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viol...
Most likely. Know any?

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The only one I know is already mine. Can't let her go.

a easy question, olsson
DIRT of the fingers

wes, have you ever had a gay piece of mind?

+-new CELL 557-+

massacre: Eh?:

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wes, have you ever had a gay piece of mind?

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I think you meant have you had a piece of a gay mind? Urm nope how about a gay peace of mind? Urrrmmmm....



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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Piece of a gay mind maybe?

docilebob...
Yes. It gives me the illusion of excitement.

docilebob...
Old enough to have two sons.

InSiDeR...
Not that I know about.

Suho1004...
I suppose that would be Cancun when I was about 13 or 14. I was there to get as far away from home as possible.

I went to a private Christian school from 5th through 10th grade. Some of the faculty and parents put together what they called the Travel Club. They would have little events and work jobs like running an ice cream stand at the ballpark to raise money to send their kids away for a week or two. Ahh...good times.

Although, as the crow flies, I suppose New York would be the furthest. I was working in New Jersey for a summer with a Fort Worth company that produces comedy gunfight shows. I had performed in Denver the previous year and was offered NJ the second time around. I made it up to NY as often as I could. The best time that comes to mind is when I went with a redhead to a dirty little movie theater in Times Square to see an awful movie titled "Fled."

We picked up a couple of those little single-serve bottles of red wine from Sbarro's, put them in the breast pockets of my army jacket and drank them with a straw. (Tip: don't drink red wine with a straw. Yow!) The movie was horrible, but there was another show going on: a group of kids kept trying to break in through the entrance next to screen and the bouncer (yep, the place had a bouncer) kept kicking them out. Ahh...good times.

Emperor...
I'll take "Whats the stupidest...?"

I once ate at a taco stand just on the other side of the Rio Grande.

OlssonE...
Lay off the Toblerones.

Et al...
The question has been posed three different ways and I still don't get it. I guess I'll just say...I never experimented in college.




[This message has been edited by Wes (edited 08-20-2002).]

The mind of a gay piece?

Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

Okay, so I got to feeling nostalgic. Here's a little slideshow for you...



Here's me as the villainous, but not-so-smart, Bad Bob playing it up at Six Flags Great Adventure in New Jersey. I'm so handsome in leather.



Here's me and my piece of toast from Tom's Restaurant a.k.a. Monk's from Seinfeld. Great greasy omelettes. I mailed the toast to some friends and big fans of Seinfeld. They kept the toast in their freezer for three years.



Look at that long-haired bum.



And here's me with no pants on in the Port Authority parking garage. God, I love New York.


[This message has been edited by Wes (edited 08-20-2002).]

Hmm, no pants... Trying to imitate Wakkos now?

He's part of the way there, but he still needs more Wokkos-ucation

go here for it:
http://www.howtobenakedlikewakkos.edu

Granted, it's a rather poor imitation, but it is an imitation none-the-less. Don't think anyone will have it down like Wakkos... Then again, not sure I want anyone to... Well, maybe the nurses, let's get Shi out here to give it a try

Oh yea... questions for Wes... umm... Which of the nurses here would you like to see imitate Wakkos?

Well, seeing as that was 1997, I'd say Wakkos is the copycat. The practice just took time to make it across the Atlantic.

Lord_Fukutoku...
Who are all the nurses, anyway?

I was hoping you knew... Only seen mention of any in a couple posts which tend to be few and far between... And of course a search doesn't turn anything up... Ghosts? Figments of my imagination? Nah, they're just hiding (I hope)