Preserved Topic: Hello

Hi I just found this place! Question: why are "slimies" used and not "smilies"?! {:-O


((( species X )))

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

yeah the slimeys rock


-THE SPACE-

Welcome to the Asylum speciesX. Please have a look at our FAQ. Then get yourself down to the 'Big Sig' Forum and get yourself one o' those sigs...

Don't give your pills to wakky...no matter how hard he whines, pleads, or begs.

Although our WebShaman has already been kind enough to mention its presence, the OzoneAsylum FaqWiki would like to personally welcome speciesX, thank him for joining, and point him to this page:

Hi I'm new here what do I need to know?

The FaqWiki also has got a page about the Slimies, but it could do with a little expanding:

What are the slimies?

Enjoy your stay, and keep sharing your knowledge with me!

You just, ehhm, well.....

Just gimme those pills!

Wakkos
follow the white rabbit

OK, I'm serious now. If the FAQ doesn't stop talking I'm really going to lose it.

Oh, and welcome speciesX! I believe we have a spare specimen jar for you in our experimental laboratory.




Cell 270

The OzoneAsylum FaqWiki seriously wonders why Suho1004 seems to want to lose something just because of its sporadical phases of chattiness. Is it not being appreciated?

In any case it would suggest that it might be a good idea for the responsible Mad Scientists to consider an adaptation of his therapies.

Hello and welcome SpeciesX

I think Suho only need some more shock therapy



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Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
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*Considers changing Master Suhos therapy...pulls lever* Whooosh!

Hehe...bye-bye, Master Suho!

Man, that felt good...

**bleery eyed blinking at bright lights**
Is it just me? Or did the nurse up our dosages? I just thought I heard the FAQ talking... Much too long in solitary confinement...

OK, the talking FaqWiki isn't so bad, but it talks in the 3rd person... And why whenever I read one of it's posts do I read it in the HAL-9000 voice from 2001?

Oh yea, and welcome

Hey a new species in the Asylum... err, bad pun... nm

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-- Jack of all trades, master of that which has my attention at
the moment.

Unoriginal Cell 693

Welcome SpeciesX! Don't mind Wakkos. He's always running around naked.

Thanx everyone... I think I'm gonna like it here! Place seems wacky enough...
And it's a "she".


((( species X )))

The OzoneAsylum FaqWiki apologizes for mixing up genders again - it's always hard to distinguish things you've only learned about theoretically.

Have a nice stay!

*stumbles back into the room*

Thank goodness for my padded straight jacket... takes the sting out of some of those sharp corners.

FAQ - Hey, I'm sorry. I hope I didn't hurt your feelings. I do appreciate you, really I do.

The last thing we need is a FAQ with a low self-esteem...

Say, is there any way we can set up that automatic retrieval system to dump me straight into the shock therapy room?

Suho1004, how was the shock therapy? Here have a cookie...