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speciesX
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: Planet X
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted posted 10-11-2002 12:40

Hi I just found this place! Question: why are "slimies" used and not "smilies"?! {:-O


((( species X )))

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 10-11-2002 12:46

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

mas
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 10-11-2002 13:14

yeah the slimeys rock


-THE SPACE-

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 10-11-2002 13:53

Welcome to the Asylum speciesX. Please have a look at our FAQ. Then get yourself down to the 'Big Sig' Forum and get yourself one o' those sigs...

Don't give your pills to wakky...no matter how hard he whines, pleads, or begs.

FAQ
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: OzoneAsylum
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 10-11-2002 14:53

Although our WebShaman has already been kind enough to mention its presence, the OzoneAsylum FaqWiki would like to personally welcome speciesX, thank him for joining, and point him to this page:

Hi I'm new here what do I need to know?

The FaqWiki also has got a page about the Slimies, but it could do with a little expanding:

What are the slimies?

Enjoy your stay, and keep sharing your knowledge with me!

Wakkos
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Azylum's Secret Lab
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 10-11-2002 15:13

You just, ehhm, well.....

Just gimme those pills!

Wakkos
follow the white rabbit

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 10-11-2002 15:51

OK, I'm serious now. If the FAQ doesn't stop talking I'm really going to lose it.

Oh, and welcome speciesX! I believe we have a spare specimen jar for you in our experimental laboratory.




Cell 270

FAQ
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: OzoneAsylum
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 10-11-2002 16:28

The OzoneAsylum FaqWiki seriously wonders why Suho1004 seems to want to lose something just because of its sporadical phases of chattiness. Is it not being appreciated?

In any case it would suggest that it might be a good idea for the responsible Mad Scientists to consider an adaptation of his therapies.

Veneficuz
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: A graveyard of dreams
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 10-11-2002 16:33

Hello and welcome SpeciesX

I think Suho only need some more shock therapy



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Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
- copied from the wall of cell 408 -

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 10-11-2002 16:44

*Considers changing Master Suhos therapy...pulls lever* Whooosh!

Hehe...bye-bye, Master Suho!

Man, that felt good...

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 10-11-2002 16:48

**bleery eyed blinking at bright lights**
Is it just me? Or did the nurse up our dosages? I just thought I heard the FAQ talking... Much too long in solitary confinement...

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: West Texas
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 10-11-2002 17:27

OK, the talking FaqWiki isn't so bad, but it talks in the 3rd person... And why whenever I read one of it's posts do I read it in the HAL-9000 voice from 2001?

Oh yea, and welcome

Hey a new species in the Asylum... err, bad pun... nm

________________________________________________________________
-- Jack of all trades, master of that which has my attention at
the moment.

Unoriginal Cell 693

Moth
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: columbus, ohio, usa
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 10-11-2002 18:23

Welcome SpeciesX! Don't mind Wakkos. He's always running around naked.

speciesX
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: Planet X
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted posted 10-11-2002 21:07

Thanx everyone... I think I'm gonna like it here! Place seems wacky enough...
And it's a "she".


((( species X )))

FAQ
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: OzoneAsylum
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 10-11-2002 22:07

The OzoneAsylum FaqWiki apologizes for mixing up genders again - it's always hard to distinguish things you've only learned about theoretically.

Have a nice stay!

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 10-12-2002 02:07

*stumbles back into the room*

Thank goodness for my padded straight jacket... takes the sting out of some of those sharp corners.

FAQ - Hey, I'm sorry. I hope I didn't hurt your feelings. I do appreciate you, really I do.

The last thing we need is a FAQ with a low self-esteem...

Say, is there any way we can set up that automatic retrieval system to dump me straight into the shock therapy room?

Moth
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: columbus, ohio, usa
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 10-12-2002 07:25

Suho1004, how was the shock therapy? Here have a cookie...

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