Preserved Topic: So what's funny about technology?

So just for giggles tomorrow I'm auditioning for a show on TechTV where'd I'd be some sort of comedic type and I need "A 1 minute high-energy monologue/presentation about a phenomenon or aspect of technology that you think is especially funny. Examples include websites, trends, inventions, etc."

I've got a couple of topic ideas (Penis Enlargment Spam and people begging for money on the web) but I need some jokes. I've got a couple of things on the begging for money trend but while Penis Enlargement Spam is funny, I can't really come up with any good jokes regarding it.

Any ideas (anything funny idea with a tech angle appreciated)

-mike



.:[ Never resist a perfect moment ]:.

On the spam thing, I get giggles when the e-mail tells me I need to upgrade my client. That is, I sometimes get angry spam telling me I really should have a client that shows HTML.

Pfft. Yeah, right.

Penis enlargement? I would settle for something that sorts laundry.


[This message has been edited by warjournal (edited 03-06-2003).]

Wise choice

Just a quick thought :

Do you increase the size of your PC in order to make it works better ? -> can extend on every objects

Breast enlargement spam - plenty of material about men with breasts!!

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Spider-goats are always funny.

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99991807

Alright so this is what I've got for a monologue so far.

I decided to go kinda with the Louis Black (the Daily show) approach to pissing off the world



.:[ Never resist a perfect moment ]:.

All I'm gonna say right now is that I *love* the end about Poser geeks.