Preserved Topic: Well, no wonder! (Page 1 of 1)

I hope no one thinks this is in bad taste, but you have to wonder how this came about...
http://www.slimeland.com/misc/waytogocnn.jpg

What the....someone wasn't paying attention.

Then again...secret government projects...

[mad rambling]
They tell us they haven't broken the light barrier, yeah, they tell us it's impossible. But they've done it, yeah, they've done it. They've done it 18 times!

THE END IS NIGH!!
[/mad rambling]

Wow. Now that's fast.

I got a call early that morning to turn on CNN and was able to see it from almost the begining. I was up in time to hear some dumb ass Texan on the phone live with the CNN anchor swear that the shuttle hit a commercial aircraft. I believe he actually said "well if it didnt hit the plane it was sure a close call".

Okay maybe all things are big in Texas but I am pretty sure that thier planes don't go mach 6 or fly at 200,000 feet.

By the way, I didn't take this picture. I found it elsewhere and uploaded it to my site since I wasn't sure how long the link would last.

18 times the speed of light? At that speed we could get to mars in seconds...

[more mad rambling]

That's where they really were! Yeah, they were on mars, setting up all their secret experiments and and abducting people to start hoaxes and stuff, yeah. That's it...yeah. They use their secret rays to read my brain, my every innermost thought, they can read it right fro mtheir secret bsae on Mars, yeah. That's why I wear an earthed Tin-Foil hat...to block the rays. Yeah, block the rays

Gotta block the rays.
[/more mad rambling]

Damnit! That wasn't supposed to get out! We spend literally years working on that secret project, and CNN goes and blows it wide open!

I'm sorry, but now I'm going to have to kill everyone who even looks at this thread....and the entire world, it seems...

So come along now, to the basement...*sigh*

Hehe...