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Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 11-20-2003 23:30

THEY'RE

Use this when you're abbreviating "they are." The first thing you should do when determining which "there" word to use is to ask yourself, "could this be replaced with the words 'they are'?" If so, use "they're." You know this is correct because the apostrophe is there to replace the "a" in "are". When you pronounce "they're", try to separate out the "they" from the "re" to remind yourself of this.

THEIR

The next thing you should ask is, "am I talking about something which belongs to someone?" If you're trying to express that something "belongs to them", say that it's "theirs".

THERE

Otherwise, use this one. Typically, it's used to indicate a location ("over there"), although it has a few other uses. Use this word only when you have checked the other two and found that both of them were wrong.

Thank you.

Ramasax
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: PA, US
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 11-20-2003 23:53

Glad to see I am not the only one who has a problem with this common English mistake.

Quick test:
________ coming to take me away, haha.
________black pills are stronger.
________ is no rhyme or reason for such insanity.



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Sash
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Canada, Toronto
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 11-21-2003 00:29

I cought myself so many times by typing "you" when I meant "your". I know what the difference between the two is, but I often make this mistake. Lazzy typing or something.

Sasha »

Steve
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Boston, MA, USA
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 11-21-2003 00:58

Thank you Slime.

Now ... on to its/it's


Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 11-21-2003 01:08

Oh, by the way, they're's a new strongbad email which is relevant =)

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*snicker*

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krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: KC, KS
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 11-21-2003 01:28

Next you should make a post on the appropriate use of "that" and "which".



:::11oh1:::

Perfect Thunder
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Milwaukee
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 11-21-2003 01:28

Bob the Angry Flower has already covered it's vs. its.

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Alevice
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Mexico
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 11-21-2003 01:41

Someone help me with in/on/at. Thats the most problematic trouble on engrish for me ;P

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UnknownComic
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Los Angeles
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 11-21-2003 02:17

Is they're an engrish language? when most pepole use that is it there enunciation their poking fun at?

just cyoriose...

Is this thing on?

A Work In Progress

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 11-21-2003 02:22
quote:
Someone help me with in/on/at. Thats the most problematic trouble on engrish for me ;P



In a box on the table at my house.

Boy I bet that helped out a lot! Also you forgot the apostrophe on "That's"

also, I can't let Ramasax's quick test go:

They're coming to take me away, haha.
Their black pills are stronger.
There is no rhyme or reason for such insanity.

<edit>screwed up the top section </edit>

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

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Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 11-21-2003 03:42

As a former English major, I feel obliged to follow up on krets' suggestion, especially since a lot of people seem to confuse "that" and "which". They can be especially difficult for non-native English speakers (in Korean, for example, there is no clear-cut distinction between "that" and "which").

The difference, really, is in whether the clause is restrictive (key to the meaning of the sentence) or non-restrictive (not key to the meaning of the sentence). A restrictive clause has no comma and generally uses that, while a non-restrictive clause has a comma and generally uses which. Since this is a lot easier shown than explained, here is an example:

  • Suho ate the donut that Emps had been saving for a rainy day.
  • Suho ate the donut, which was covered with chocolate frosting.



In the first sentence, the fact that Emps had been saving the donut for a rainy day is key to the meaning of the sentence--it makes my eating of the donut that much more tragic (and possibly dangerous). In the second sentence, however, the fact that the donut was covered with chocolate frosting is merely additional information, and not vital to understanding the sentence.

You'll notice that, in my explanation above, I said "generally" twice. That's because the restrictiveness/non-restrictiveness of a clause is determined by the presence or lack of a comma, not by the use of "that" or "which". "That" and "which" are used because they are easier to distinguish than a comma when spoken. Technically, Slime's sentence up there is a restrictive clause, and means the same thing as "There's a new Strongbad email that is relevant." In the interest of making things less confusing to most native English speakers (who are used to seeing "which" with a comma and "that" without), though, I would go with the second version.


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Michael
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: *land
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 11-21-2003 03:50

That which donut that Suho stole from that they're Emps was a good thing because Emps didnt need all the calories that that donut had in it's ingredients. n' stuff.

=)

JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: out of a sleepy funk
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 11-21-2003 04:28

that was well said, Michael.

Now someone splain proper comma useage

Jason

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 11-21-2003 05:42
quote:

  • Suho ate the donut that Emps had been saving for a rainy day.
  • Suho ate the donut, which was covered with chocolate frosting.




  • Suho realised far too late where Emps had been hiding the donut all day.
  • Suho realised far too late that there was no chocolate frosting.



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Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 11-21-2003 11:04

*sigh*

Well, at least we're having fun with grammar. And if all it takes is a little scatological humor to enjoy grammar, then I can deal with that.




___________________________
Suho: www.liminality.org

Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: AČ, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 11-21-2003 15:15

Lose vs Loose.

That is all.

[edit: removed bold so links are obvious]

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Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 11-21-2003 16:24

WRONG:
John was talking to David and I.

WRONG:
John was talking to David and myself.

RIGHT:
John was talking to David and me.

WHY:
Remove "David and" and you'll see.

I'll let someone else tackle "who" and "whom."


Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 11-21-2003 16:39

I thought I could leave it at one lesson, but anyone who knows me shouldn't be surprised by a second post ...

SINGULAR: emu
PLURAL: emus / NOT emu's
(The same with "shortened" forms of words like photo and with proper nouns like Volvo.)

SINGULAR: one (As in "I need the one on the top shelf.")
PLURAL: ones / NOT one's (As in "I like the ones with lubrication.")

SINGULAR: Kennedy
PLURAL: the Kennedys / NOT the Kennedy's / DEFINITELY NOT the Kennedies


Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 11-21-2003 17:07

Whom cares, Wes..?

*snicker*


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poi
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: France
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 11-21-2003 17:27

Wes:

quote:
SINGULAR: Kennedy
PLURAL: the Kennedys / NOT the Kennedy's / DEFINITELY NOT the Kennedies

The counter example:

SINGULAR: a Teletubby
PLURAL: the Teletubbies



Sorry

Mathieu "POÏ" HENRI

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Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 11-21-2003 17:39

True, but you're referring to an invented proper noun, not a family name. (Besides, I imagine "Teletubbies" came first as the name of the show and the singular followed.)

Incidentally, I wonder why that example came to you so readily ...


Ooh, that reminds me of another one:

WRONG: I wonder why that thing is blue?
RIGHT: I wonder why that thing is blue.

WRONG: Guess what color my thing is?
RIGHT: Guess what color my thing is.


Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 11-22-2003 02:00
quote:
RIGHT: Guess what color my thing is.


Do we really have to answer that?


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Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 11-22-2003 02:47

OK I have taken all that on board but what about calling women cute?

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Moon Dancer
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: The Lost Grove
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 11-22-2003 05:59

To add to the "Lose vs Loose" ...

Choose vs Chose

Breath vs Breathe same link, just scroll down

I know, sometimes it is just an honest spelling mistake... but just in case it isn't!



mystic_colors32
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: bellevue, mich usa
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 11-22-2003 07:34

we call it typos.......chubby fingers....typing faster then the brain.....my thought.. lickies mystic

http://www.geocities.com/mystic_colors32/MysticsNook2.html

poi
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: France
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 11-22-2003 07:54
quote:
typing faster then the brain

I don't know if I'm wrong or not, but I'd have written "typing faster than the brain".

Wes: I'm totally twisted. Beside that, I must admit that when I "accidentally" zapped on the Teletubbies, I literally stared at the show and watched it at the 7th degree. I can't resist to their pretty faces

Mathieu "POÏ" HENRI

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 11-22-2003 09:01

Yup, you're right: it should be "than"

Although after that comment about the Teletubbies, I think I'm going to have to up the voltage in your shock treatments anyway...


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Rinswind 2th
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Den Haag: The Royal Residence
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 11-22-2003 11:58

Added to the :FAQ:

__________________________________________
"Art has to be forgotten. Beauty must be realized."
Piet Mondriaan

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bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 11-22-2003 12:42
quote:
Emps: but what about calling women cute?


I think we covered that... you can do it, but you take your life in your hands depending on what woman you're talking to at the moment!

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 11-22-2003 14:23

OK can some explain the difference between:

peasants and pedants?

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Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 11-22-2003 16:10

ok...

Peasant: A member of the class including small farmers, tenants and herd-tenders in feudal England, or an uncouth or ill-bred person (just like me).

Pedant: One who puts on an air of learning; one who makes a vain display of learning; a pretender to superior knowledge.

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 02-04-2004 18:42

Emperor - they're the same thing, it's just that one is said by a man with a speech impediment.

And wow, what a grammatical nightmare this thread on proper grammar has turned into...

I have to say, I've always had trouble with the "that/which" bit.

mobrul
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 02-04-2004 20:18

Who and Whom

Who is the subject form and whom is the object form.
Basically, turn the sentence into a question and answer it. If you can answer it with 'him' or 'her', you should use 'whom'. If you would answer the question with 'he' or 'she', you should use 'who'.
Examples:

Who ate Emp's donut?
Obviously, one would answer 'he' ate Emp's donut. 'Who' is correct.

To whom did you give the crumbs when you were finished?
I gave the crumbs to 'him'. 'Whom' is correct.

Whoever still has a question about this can ask and I'll try to explain more clearly.

[This message has been edited by mobrul (edited 02-04-2004).]

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 02-04-2004 21:09

DL -- from http://www.ku.edu/~edit/ap15.htm ...

quote:
Essential clauses, nonessential clauses: ... Essential clauses do not have commas and usually contain the word "that"; nonessential clauses are set off by commas and often contain the word "which."

Important: Essential and non-essential has nothing to do with the importance of the information contained in the words, but the importance of the words to understand the essence of the sentence.

For example: The house that was red burned down. (You need to know the color to know which house burned down.) The house, which was red, burned down. (If more than one house was red or you had no reference to what color each house was, then its redness is not essential to your understanding which house burned down. Therefore, that part, while it may be important to your story or description, is set off by commas and uses "which" because it's not "essential.") ...




reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 02-04-2004 23:45

i love this stuff.

You're - contraction for YOU ARE.

Your - the possessive form of you.

Test:

"I know that _______ the culprit, suho - ______ fingerprints were all over the scene of the crime!" exclaimed the inspector.

Affect is a verb, meaning to have influence on.
Effect is a noun, meaning result.

For example: Those special effects can really affect the immersive nature of the movie.

Test:

What is the _______ of these tablets?
How will these tablets _______ me?

Farther denotes distance.
Further relates to time or amount.

If you will permit me to take this argument further, I'm sure that I can throw my father farther than you.

--Contractions and Abbreviations (and their respective punctuation) has been removed (it doesn't seem to be consistent between uk/aus and usa, best to remove it and avoid possible misinformation)--

If anyone wants to take on correct use of punctuation with acronyms, contractions and abbreviations in plural and possessive form, be my guest.

reitsma

edit: heh, spelling fixes of course.




[This message has been edited by reitsma (edited 02-05-2004).]

Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 02-05-2004 00:24
quote:
For example: Those special effects had such a good affect on the immersive nature of the movie.



The word "affect" in your example should in fact be "effect," since the word is being used as a noun (it's something which the special effects have.) You could say, however, that "Those special effects affected the immersive nature of the movie," where it is being used as a verb, so you want "affect."

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 02-05-2004 00:28
quote:
For example: "Dr", "Mrs", "Mr", "Ltd" are all contractions. ... They do not require any punctuation.


I believe that's a British convention. In American English, you still use the period: Dr. Mrs. Mr. Ltd. Contractions are two words or more shortened into a single word, such as won't or o'clock.

And, incidentally ...

quote:
"I know that _______ the culprit, suho, ______ fingerprints were all over the scene of the crime!"


... is a run-on sentence.





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viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 02-05-2004 00:43

I am not a native English speaking guy, learned English using books, and never had a problem with there, their, they're. Their meanings are so different, despite their similar sound. Maybe it's a native thing.

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 02-05-2004 01:30
quote:
I'm sure that I can through my father farther than you



What can you put him through exactly?



reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 02-05-2004 05:03

ouch!

Thanks for you're thoroughness, guys - its always interesting to see the nuances in grammar changes around the world. Obviously, location was no excuse for some of those errors, however!

I think i'll fix the contentious one's.



I would love to do further language study - and really get into the meat of sentence structure, grammar, and all that cool stuff.

reitsma

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Rick
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Borneo Island
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 02-05-2004 06:42

That was quick...

I have a bad English, I admit. But, as long as people understand me, then there should be no communication problem.

cell 799

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-05-2004 10:52

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 02-05-2004 13:54

Since you asked:

quote:
I got exams in june



I have exams in June. . .



InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-05-2004 13:57

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-05-2004 14:01

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 02-05-2004 14:30
quote:
I think i'll fix the contentious one's.


You might fix ones while you're at it.

I'm not picking on you, I swear.


viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 02-05-2004 15:33

Although I'm not a native, I'll try to answer your question based on what the books say: according to pages 58-59 of English Grammar in Use, by Raymond Murphy, there is no difference, in meaning, between "may" and "might". They can be used interchangeably in expressions like "It may be true" or "It might be true", or "You may/might have been asleep", etc.

On pages 60-61, the authour explains some situations where you must use might instead of may, like "when the situation is not real"

This is an interesting book. You may want to buy it. Or, you might want to buy it.

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-05-2004 15:52

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 02-05-2004 16:00

Live and real conversations/texts found in the Internet are not good sources of education for language, many times. For instance: suppose you don't know which way to use: "I enjoy dancing" or "I enjoy to dance" and then you use Google to find out. Well, you can find dozens of samples of text using both ways but only one of them is the right way. I don't trust Google, many times (by Google, understand Internet), but I always trust a good English grammar book.

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-05-2004 16:14

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 02-05-2004 17:03

Wow...that google reference just came out of left field

OK InI...corrections:

your one:

quote:
This place contains good linguists, and I am talking about THIS THREAD specifically,
I don't rely on google to help me pass my exams, I rely on my personal knowledge and mind,
but since I spend part of my time here surrounded by english natives with a good grammar/vocabulary,
DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO SUE ME FOR ASKING THOSE TO CORRECT ME WHEN I NEED IT? Dammit.



corrected version:

quote:
This place contains good linguists, and I am talking about THIS THREAD specifically.
I don't rely on google to help me pass my exams, I rely on my personal knowledge and mind,
but since I spend part of my time here, surrounded by english natives with a good grammar/vocabulary,
DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO SUE ME FOR ASKING THEM TO CORRECT ME WHEN I NEED IT? Dammit.



[This message has been edited by Skaarjj (edited 02-05-2004).]

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 02-05-2004 17:16

Was I suing you?
I'm from Brazil, not the USA, and in my country we don't use lawyers as in here. We don't sue people for nothing. We don't have this "crazy suing culture".
I was just trying to help. If I didn't succeed, on contraire, if you felt "sued", too bad.

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-05-2004 17:19

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 02-05-2004 18:02

Again, why would I want to patronize you?
I barely know you.
You probably are a typical teenager, for you act like so.

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 02-05-2004 18:11

those/them - it's a matter of context.

"Them" is generally used to refer to something already mentioned -

I bought some pears at the market this morning, and put them in the refrigerator.

I went to the market this morning, and bought those pears that are in the refigerator.

Make sense?

To further exoand - in your sentence, if we worded it differently, you would have a choice between "them" and "these", and if we worded it more complexely, "those"
For instance, it could be worded -

". . .for asking these native english speakers to correct me when I need it?"

or ". . .for asking those members who are native english speakers to correct me when I need it?"

etc.

Also, I think Viol is simply trying to make the point that - helpful as this thread can be - there is no substitute for a good official reference book, and the internet in general is loaded with grammatical attrocities.



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InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-05-2004 19:33

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 02-05-2004 19:46
quote:
Agreed, but does he have to insult me?


quote:
I'm sad I don't have time to tell you how much of a cunt you are.



....

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 02-05-2004 20:45

Ini, first, I'm not upset. One has to be really good to be able to upset me in an electronic chat/board and you are not that good.

Secondly, if you felt insulted by my words, you have a problem. Unfortunately, there is no easy cure for your problem other than aging well.

Thirdly, don't be sad because of me. You're wasting your tears.

reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 02-05-2004 23:57

wes: well spotted. that one was just for you.

You missed the other mistake, however.



reitsma

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 02-06-2004 04:15

I've got it:

quote:
its always interesting



should be:

quote:
it's always interesting



that, and the lower-case i in the word i'll, which should be an upper-case I

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 02-06-2004 04:43

I would venture a guess that using "cunt" on your english exam would not be a good idea . . .


CRO8
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: New York City
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 02-06-2004 04:52

wow, they're, their, and there really gets people upset!

Taobaybee
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Feb 2003

posted posted 02-06-2004 05:50

Is it google or Google? I think it's Google.

quote:
This place contains good linguists, and I am talking about THIS THREAD specifically.
I don't rely on google to help me pass my exams, I rely on my personal knowledge and mind,
but since I spend part of my time here, surrounded by english natives with a good grammar/vocabulary,
DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO SUE ME FOR ASKING THEM TO CORRECT ME WHEN I NEED IT? Dammit.




:::tao:::

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 02-06-2004 06:29

IMO, it's Google, the search engine.
But now google is also a verb, in which case it's usually google.
Cantankerous Ini meant obviously Google, the search engine.

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 02-06-2004 06:33

Oh, I just realized.
It's not english, it's English.

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 02-06-2004 07:11

Thank you for picking that one up Tao...I missed that mis-capitalisation. The only way I can see Google being written without a capital G is when it is being written as a verb. I will google it, I am googling it and I googled it are three examples in the three tenses; past, present and future repectivley

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Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 02-06-2004 07:14

viol: that should be "Cantankerous InI obviously meant Google"

Isn't correction fun.

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-06-2004 08:58

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

docilebob
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From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 02-06-2004 12:30

Skaarrjj

quote:
I will google it, I am googling it, and I googled it are three examples in the three tenses; past, present and future repectivley



That would be future, presesnt and past, respectively..




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viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 02-06-2004 13:36

It's Latin, not latin; English, not english; Brazilian, not brazilian; French, not french, so forth and so on. For some odd reason, all these nouns and adjectives derived from names of countries are always capitalized in English. I say odd because it's not like this in my native language, Portuguese. We do not capitalize these words, unless they are the first one in the sentence.

And grammatically speaking, I strongly believe that "meant obviously" or "obviously meant" are both correct. They are just different "literary styles" in which you may want to emphasize one or the other word.

warjournal
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From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 02-06-2004 13:43

One thing that really gets on my nerves is the lack of a comma when directly addressing someone.


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Skaarjj
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From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 02-06-2004 14:00

Thanks, db, I screwed the pooch on that one, eh?

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-06-2004 14:03

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 02-06-2004 14:56

You mean, vitriol?
I didn't know that.

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 02-06-2004 15:03

It's taught InI...not thaught

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 02-06-2004 15:06

Oh, and for "meant obviously" to be correct it would have to be "meant, obviously, "

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 02-06-2004 15:19

Agreed.

BTW, an odd use of comma for me is right before an "and", like: The national colors of USA are white, blue, and red.

This makes absolutely no sense in my native language because since white, red and blue are all part of the same list, we should NEVER use a comma before the "and". But I noticed that in English this is the standard.

As cores dos EUA são branco, azul e vermelho.

See, no comma before the "and" ("e"). It looks much nicer.


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viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 02-06-2004 15:26

I wonder how Ini managed to learn more about bad words in English than right words...

I believe some people start learning the four-letter words first, because they believe these are the most important words when communicating.

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-06-2004 15:27

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

mobrul
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 02-06-2004 17:41

Just for the record, the title of this thread, "Can we just do this real quick?", is incorrect.
'Quick' (or the word that should be in its place) is an adverb, describing how it is we are about to 'do this'. The adverb form of the root 'quick' is 'quickly'.

The topic title should read "Can we just do this quickly?"



viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 02-06-2004 18:21

Swiss boy, don't expect a private message from me. You know, each hour of my counseling is very expensive. And as I told you, only time will cure you, hopefully.

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 02-06-2004 18:35
quote:
This makes absolutely no sense in my native language because since white, red and blue are all part of the same list, we should NEVER use a comma before the "and". But I noticed that in English this is the standard.


That's not necessarily true. This particular rule depends on which writing convention you adhere to. (Sorry ... "to which writing convention you adhere.")

According go AP (Associated Press) Style, the comma before the "and," which is refered to as the serial comma, is omitted. This is the standard I use.

quote:
Just for the record, the title of this thread, "Can we just do this real quick?", is incorrect.


Not to mention the fact we've been doing this over 2 months now.



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InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-06-2004 18:36

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 02-06-2004 18:56

Ini, I really don't care about what you call me, because your opinion about me means naught to me. So, I don't want to waste time with fruitless private communication with you. Here in the asylum, I try to help people, when I can. You touched a subject that I really like, the English language. I have a lot to learn about English, more than I can learn in my left lifetime, but I keep studying.
Good luck Swiss boy.

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 02-06-2004 18:59

Whoo! it's amazing how tense it can get in a virtual chat room... *shudder*

I've always used "may" as a permissive word, either asking for or granting permission:
"You may be excused from the table"
"Mother, may I?"

and "might" as more of a suggestion:
"You might be able to lift that box"
"You might want to check your email"

For what its worth...



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InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-06-2004 19:03

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-06-2004 19:05

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

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