Preserved Topic: Piercings ?

Anyone got any piercings ? The reason i ask is i have just had a PA ( Prince Albert ) done, and wandered if anyone else has had the pleasure ?

axleclarkeuk: None (due to laziness rather than anything else). But i would like to turn the questioning back at you:

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The reason i ask is i have just had a PA ( Prince Albert ) done

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Why? I can't think of any piercing I'd rather not have done.........

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yeah... what, exactly, was your motivation?


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Well, it was kinda something that i had contemplated in the past without ever really putting much thought into it, but after some research found that it enhances your sex life both for the female and male. I figured that it would be interesting to see for myself whether or not this is true.

The fact is, the thought of it being done is more painful than actually going through with it, uncomfortable yes, excruciating, no.

Apparently the nipple piercing is more traumatic.

For anyone slightly interested or slightly curious, this is what i had done !!

****WARNING THIS LINK CONTAINS SCENES OF AN EXPLICIT PIERCING AND MALE GENITALIA******

The PA

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I've got two in my ear.

And I just have to say I actually dated a girl who's ex had a PA, she hated it and made him remove it every time they had sex.



.:[ Never resist a perfect moment ]:.

The proper name for which is a palang and (amongst other places) it originates from the Penan tribes in central Borneo, except they do it by cooling the parts in a waterfall for 30 mins or so, and then banging a piece of cut bamboo through it ... which they replace by a bone, or a smoother piece of bamboo after it heals.

Their life is so hard, and rigorous, that thirty year old men can look and seem quite old, and no self-respecting penan woman can get satisfatcion from a tired, old man ... hence they emulate the white rhino, which has a natural palang (i.e. a T shaped penis).

Personally, I've never had a problem enhancing anyones sex life, mine included. I have enough odd-shaped and varyingly textured appendages already attached without needing to insert an artificial one.

Enjoy anyway ...

P.S. ..... I forgot .. yes ... I had my left ear peirced back in 1967 ... However, I stopped wearing a fitting in it once I became an ocean sailor, and vowed never to put a ring in there again until I'd rounded the Horn under sail ... does that count ??


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If it was just for enhancing sexual pleasure then I'd suggest pushing smallish ball bearings down your one eyed trouser snake's eye (I have no idea if this will work but give it a go and let us know what happens ).

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The worst thing about anyone I've ever known with their cock pierced is that they always want to show people.

People who under normal circumstances would find it very inappropriate to expose themselves suddenly have no qualms walking into a room, slapping it out on the table and saying "look what I did!".

As if I need to see the physical evidence of their low sense of sexual adequacy

dude, you put a(nother) hole in yer fella? That was dumb.

Jason

DL, Damn you make me smile !!

Whilst i could answer YES to your theory, i think i may give it a miss. Even with a ring through it, i think i will leave it firmly placed in my pants.

The guy i the piercing parlour, had 3 of them, al of which he did himself, now thats crazy, its bad enough having someone else do it, but to do it solo !!!!

Okay, since no other females seem to have responded to this, I think I'm going to take a stab at it.

Blah! I would not want a little piece of metal inside me, specially while I'm being intimate with someone. I'd spend the entire time worrying about how painful it would be if it came undone and stabbed me someplace, or worse, how embarassing it would be if it got stuck and I had to go to a hospital.

As for piercings, I have two holes in each ear ) I don't see myself any more any time soon. I think girls with 3 or more ear piercings look skanky, and I'd never pierce anything on my face... or probably anywhere else for that matter. Bellybutton piercings are cute when done properly, but I've seen far too many of those that also look trashy.



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Where's milker and Pete?

One ear piercing. I find nipple piercings and piercing of the genitalia to be unattractive, but I like belly rings, ear piercings and eyebrow rings to be sexy. Tongue rings too, although belly rings and tongue rings seem to be becoming more and more popular.

Lovedove, come her and sit on my lap, i'll tell ya a story...only kidding, the one i have cant stab you hun, its a hoop, BTW i also have an eyebrow piercing.

....15 and my mother won't allow any piercing of anykind.... Not even my ears until I'm 16. But I've been thinking a lot and I have a lot of friends that are over 18.. I'm just gonna sneak out one night and get my Labret pierced and 3 piercings in both my ears like Trent Lane from Daria. It's not like she can make me take them out... Especially when I'm sleeping and stuff.

I haven't really wanted anything else pierced... I was thinking maybe my tounge but.... I've never really had too much of a desire to get that pierced. Maybe a tatoo..! But I wouldn't ever want ink permanantly inserted into my skin unless it had some kind of meaning or purpose...


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dude. That video axle showed was friggin nuts. My Johnson is staying piercing - free!

No piercings, no tattoos. No piercings because I think they are overrated, and hey, what's the deal with looking different if everyone and their moms are doing it?
No tattoos since I wouldn't know which design I'd pick. I've got a lot of tryouts, but I think I'd get bored with one pretty soon.

And you got yourself an Albert? Big screaming deal. *shrug* As long as you and your partner are happy with it.. Then again, what you do with your genitals is your own business. I just get the urge to yell 'compensating'. No, I don't know why, either.

[/holier than thou]

My girl says:

"People who pierce in their....no matter if they're women or men ....is because they don't have enough good sex with their natural equipment...there are too many options to enhance sexual life without irreversible actions...

Anyway I think when he becomes old it's just gonna look like a suicide little fella with a stab on it....completely nasty...

But if you find with who...Enjoy ! Good luck"


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Well, as one of the other ladies on this board... I would like to give my honest opinion... For me, a P.A. is a complete turn off. I do not want any pieces of metal stuck up anywere where it might come off and not come out. Plus it is just plain scary, and totally unnatural in my opinion. Don't get me wrong, I have my ears pierced, ( one hole in each lobe ) but I would not do anywhere else thank you.


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I have three holes in my ear, one for each of my first three years at university (by the fourth year I had decided three was enough). I stopped wearing the earrings shortly after I got to Korea because they freaked people out (especially at church). On a very rare occasion I will put one back in (I think it's the only one that's still fully open) to freak people out--although it's not as effective as it used to be seeing that more Korean young men (but still not a whole lot) wear earrings.

Believe it or not, I also sometimes get requests from people to put an earring in--some people still think it is rather novel. So I do it just to humor them.

I do not think I would in any way ever be tempted to pierce my johnson (and my wife would most likely kill me if I did).

Oh, axle, btw: posting at the Asylum about how you pierced your johnson is the online equivalent of slapping it down in the table...

well i believe, as suho said, you might as well have shown it to everyone, if you are posting a messege about it.

Usually i would say to each, his own, but i would definately not let any guy be with me or in me for that matter).

It seems to me that you would have to be compensating for something, because if you were satisfied with your sex life in the first place, you wouldn't feel the need to get one.

but, regardless, i hope it works ou for you... and that you dont get any infections.

Of course there's always that peeing-sitting-down from now on thing....

My name's axle,
Look at me,
I sit down when I pee!

^^^^^^ *hides*

I have two in my ear...normal peircing that is...
If you're talking about peircings in other part of my body, well the answer would be no I don't have any.

LOL...... typical repies for ozone..... for a start the ring is so thick there is no way its going to come out. Second..... it actually does not look horrendous (i did think that it would) and as for his sex life it was already fantastic, but i really didn't think it was that terrible to enhance it even more (we obviously have really repressed people here LMAO)

Oh BTW, i guess this was all my fault ......again. I had my belly button done and it got him thinking!

Have nice day

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Yer wherent you two like cats and dogs like only a month ago did you brake up and make up?

Errrr........repressed? Because someone doesn't like the idea of a metal ring through their cock they're repressed?

You've got an awfully skewed idea of the term...

Down with repression .. punch a hole in your dick ...

Just where IS the correlation between being repressed and not wanting to indulge in a pointless bout of self-mutilation ??

A "look what I can do to myself" poser and a self-appointed arbiter of sexual liberty ... you make a nice couple ... Yawn!

For the record, I'd doubt very much whether any randomly chosen 3 or 4 people on this board would agree as to what constituted poor, good or fantastic sex anyway, so the entire discussion, being subjective, is pointless except as some sort of a pose. Apart from that, we only have your word for it that you OR axle have "fantastic sex", and given the quality of your judgement in previous encounters, I might be forgiven if I doubt your ability to discern. To develop the logic further, we only have "your" word for it that you and axle aren't just the same sad little person trying to pretend its got any sort of life at all.

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No not because someone doesn't like the idea DL-44, but the explanation that comes after usually says *repressed* all over it.

I mean,

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It seems to me that you would have to be compensating for something, because if you were satisfied with your sex life in the first place, you wouldn't feel the need to get one

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Hitting a bit below the belt don't you think? Didn't think you were qualified enough Angel's Demon on Axles sex life to make a comment like that, IMHO.

I believe the thread started as; Anyone got any piercings and has anyone had a P.A. done? (roughly translated)
NOT; I had a P.A. done now psychoANALyze why i got it done.

It was a subject that both Axle and i had discussed and researched thoughly and i left the final decision up to him.

And yes Trigger - we did eventually make up

Trib,

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pointless bout of self-mutilation

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, it is not pointless, greater sex is the point, but this thread isnt about my sex life, but certain individuals seem to think it is.

2. Are you suggesting that both myself and Pink are the same person ? because if so, thats ridiculous.

As far as being a poser is concerned, yes your right, i am posing, but i was also asking if anyone else had similiar done, out of interest. Why ?For the same reason that people who get new computers post the spec and pics to show everyone. People use it to pose, you see, the only difference is, i have done something that people dont agree with and they feel they have to resort to personal insults, or witisisms. It doesnt bother me personally, beleive it or not i do have a sense of humor, but certain individuals seems to use it a springboard to launch personal attacks.

I understand that a few of you people may not agree with what i have done, but i wasnt asking for an opinion, but i cant stop them. Just watch out for Pink ( lol ) <<--- look, laughing !!

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Ow ow ow ow ow... ow. I'll keep my piercings above the waist for the time being. Only three at the moment.. two left ear, one right ear. Looking at getting more sometime.

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Ini, peeing can be a problem, i have been advised not to use urinals, the sprinkler effect is not too welcome.
This may help answer your question



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So what you just hold it in? ....

Im glad you dont have the same alchol matabolism as me... you'd never be able to go to pubs

You know I could tolerate everything you just said up until that last post... I really didn't need to read that.

Learn to play the flute or tin whistle.

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Yeah i know InI, i read your postings and my heart went out to you. I to understand the concept of wanting something for along time. A whole bunch of us went down to get our belly buttons done, i worked myself up so much and it was all for nothing. I was amazed how it didnt hurt and the high your on afterwards for finally doing something that you have been afraid to do for years. The guy who did axles pierceing was telling us that the ear is one of the most painful parts to pierce (Certain parts that have hard to remember latin names) Go figure!

The last thing i'm trying to get the courage for is a tattoo. Which kinda seems silly as i've given birth 3 times , one of which was a natural birth. I've found a place that does temporary ones so i shall think about it some more.....

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I've got 300 studs in my back.

Just kidding, I have no piercings. I don't see the point. Just like tattoos.

InI....when you know what tattoo your gonna have, you want take a pic as i would love to see the design

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yeah lets go- if you have piercing take pictures of them and post!



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OK, heres mine !!!

Well, i suppose i had better post mine then.

[Emp edit: Removed picture - thats pushing the envelope just a little too far]

For those people that WANT to see what all the fuss is about this is a link to it.
****WARNING, THE FOLLOWING LINK CONTAINS A SMALL, RATHER BLURRED, HARD TO MAKE OUT PIC OF A PRINCE ALBERT PIERCING, OH BTW, THERE ARE SOME OF MY TATOOS ON THERE TOO****

The Winky Link



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axleclarkeuk: Well you must win some kind of prize for being the first person to post a picture of their genitals in the Asylum (that I'm aware of anyway - some crazy stuff took place before I turned up). I'm just wondering if that prize might be a lifetime ban..............

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Well that was unnecessary...

OK, was it really that bad ? Ummm, no i dont think so, it was blurred to hell and the only bit not was the ring, come on Emps, we are all adults here, well, most ofus are. I am sure there has been more offensive material posted on here. Or is this just something personal ?

axleclarkuk:

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come on Emps, we are all adults here, well, most ofus are.

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And the point is that quite a few of us aren't adults. As far as I'm concerned the No Porn ruling also covers posting explcit (and, potentialy, offensive) imagery posted in the forum unless I hear anything to contradict (no pun intended) that:

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Or is this just something personal ?

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No it wasn't personal I'd have removed such a picture no matter who had posted it.

To reiterate: This is a web design and graphics (and related subjects) forums and this forum and the P&S are for us to explore other topics (or similar ones that don't fit in elsewhere) but they are only secondary to the main focus of this forum. We get a range of ages and sexes as well as races and religions and while we may touch on strong and emotive issues we really have to keep on our audience and avoid anything too offensive. I think we'd all prefer to rely on self-censorship (there has been plenty of stuff that I haven't posted here because it wasn't appropriate) but when that fails I'm quite happy to err on the side of caution. The Asylum is not a one-stop shop for everything and there are plenty of other forums to cater to whatever your interests are.]

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As ever, well explained, well thought out, and well presented. I heartily agree with you Emps.

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I am sure there has been more offensive material posted on here.

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yup.

And in those cases, it has also been removed. =)

*Please* remember, this is a forum that has an owner. That owner has selected moderators. Those moderators have a job.

When they *do* that job, just quit yer bitchin and move on.

Hmmmm....... Dictatorship and communism spring to mind.

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Hmmmm....... Dictatorship and communism spring to mind.

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The crucial difference being that the door is always open here - so if you don't like the way things are run you can always leave (dictators and communists tend to have rather strict border policies). The are a multitude of different forums catering to any subject so if this place doesn't quite suit then you should easily be able to find another one that does.

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New sign in the asylum halls:

"Inmates will refrain from showing thier genitals to other Inmates"

****tikigod lifts his grass skirt, flashes the sign with his metal-free genitals, runs away****

(edit- except for Wakkos)


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If it was a lovely democracy you'd be paying your taxes to be involved. Cough up!

Jason

why do people always assume they have "rights" to anything when they're on someone else's webspace?

This is a service that is being provided at someone else's expense. There are rules. Abide by them, or deal with such things as having objectionable material removed - end of story. Sounds like a pretty simple concept to me, and pretty damn easy to live with.

Want to live in a utopian fairyland where everybody shows their mutilated schlongs? Go make one....

=)

Want to live in a utopian fairyland where everybody shows their mutilated schlongs? Go make one....

Funny turn this topic has taken .. especially since that fat, little pink thing with a ring stuck through it was so indistinct that it could have been anything from a pinkie to the tip of a tongue ... it certainly didn't look very much like a dick to me ...

... and anyway .. wasn't this thread quite obviously heading in that direction from the very first post ???

As for the democracy vs. dictatorship crap ... well hell ... who cares .. I like it ... I stay ... I don't like it .. I sod off .. so since you (Axle) obviously don't like it ... why don't you just sod off ... simple eh ??

Is t just my boredom factor, or has this thread reached the stage of "pointless enough to close and forget"

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People who under normal circumstances would find it very inappropriate to expose themselves suddenly have no qualms walking into a room, slapping it out on the table and saying "look what I did!"

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It's the "slapping it out on the table" part that I loved the most DL ... I can almost hear the resounding thump that something made of gristle and skin, large enough to "slap out on a table", would make as it hit the tabletop ... now that WOULD be worth a photograph ... certainly more fun than that little fat, pink blob of jelly that Axle photographed .....

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Perhaps "slap out" was a bit of an exageration in many cases (more like a 'tinkling out' as the metal bounces on the table..) ...but the phrase does help the imagery, doesn't it

It's very true though, I've known maybe a half-dozen or so people who've gotten various penile peircings, and every one of them has waked into to the room and displayed it with a flourish, usually on the table...

And to clarify a bit - I really don't care one way or the other what body part was displayed...I'm not easily offended or overly sensitive. However, if a moderator decides it shouldn't be shown, well then - so it goes. Nobody's rights have been infringed upon by making a link instead of an image....

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

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Nobody's rights have been infringed upon by making a link instead of an image....

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You are talking as if Emps made the link, he removed the image, i made the link, i am just glad that you clarified for us all, that it is ok.

I have no shame nor embarresment about what i have done, or what i have displayed. If you feel it makes you better by making me the butt of your childish schoolboy humor, then so be it, who am i to stop you.

I did what was suggested by a fellow poster, and posted my piercings, included some of my tatoos also. Did i post a nice close up in full glory of my cock ? NO !! i posted a small blurred version to try and lessen the graphical impact. Whether it was right or wrong, is not the point anymore, the point is that you have to resort to personal childish attacks in order to boost your own personal ego. I could resort to flaming you or any other person who has a go, but whats the point ? I like it here, and intend on staying, i wont have anyone try and verbally bully me away.

Ini - I wish everyone shared your sense of humor.



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Somebody tell me that they never felt like this after reading one of my posts...

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Ini - If people had made their point in the same way as you just did, then there would never have been a problem. The fact is that some people just have to go that little bit further to make things personal. I have thick skin and anywhere else i would have just let it pass without drawing attention to it, but in this case i have seen it only too often on this board that people basically take the piss ( english phrase ).

Why should i just sit back and take it like many others in the past. Too many people only post to provoke a negative reaction, and others jump on the bandwagon and kiss the arses of the hierarchy.

My post was NEVER intended to cause offense, thats why i went out of my way to try and manipulate the image for obvious reasons.

You have thick skin?

Hardly...you cry like a baby when anything is said to you that might be negative...

=)

Nobody said you should have any "shame" about posting your winky....but it was decided by a moderator that it was inappropriate and removed.

Oh well - no big thang...
(and for the record, I happen to disagree with Emperor...but, it was his decision, and if it were a wrongful decision, another moderator could easily have "corrected" it...)


And maybe I missed something, but I don't recall targeting you with any schoolboy humor...I made plenty of general comments regarding people I've known with studded peckers....did you take it all personally? You seem to do an awful lot of that....

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but...whatever...this really is getting absurdly long winded.

Ini - that's by far the funniest thing I've ever seen you do...that cracked me up...

damn... I had hoped this wouldn't escalate.... ya'll need to calm the hell down...

*caps the kneeling thread in the back of the head*

(errr.....who's not calm? )

I wouldn't say 'Cry like a baby' more like he questions decisions.
Nobody knows what that person is thinking or what mood they are in when they write posts and everything that is posted usually can be taken in many different ways. As we can't see expressions, lots of things over the net get misconstrude. E.G. If i post a sentence and don't make it obvious HOW i want people to read it, (like putting smiley faces in or whatever) then people are going to read it many different ways. It is what makes us all different. But what i have noticed ......alot is the attitude on this board of ' Your only aloud to take this one way or else, if you dare to question you get your head bitten off'
Its negative, without any constructive critism and sarcastic.
Its got to the point where when someone posts, we already know what the tone of replies will be, its that predictable and laughable. Unless of course your part of 'the click' in which case you get favourable responses. Half the time i don't even think you know your doing it, it's just instinctive.
Some moderators need to learn tact. Maybe thats why they would rather deal with people over the net instead of face to face who knows

One question though......Axle put a link to a video of a P.A. being performed...(which i think personally is far worse then looking at a blurred still photo of penis) But absolutely nothing was said about that. So if LINKING questionable material is ok, why then Emperor didn't you just come out and post something like 'Axle i think linking your pictures would have been more acceptable thing to do mate'? Instead of posting the sarcastic , negative response of :

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Well you must win some kind of prize for being the first person to post a picture of their genitals in the Asylum (that I'm aware of anyway - some crazy stuff took place before I turned up). I'm just wondering if that prize might be a lifetime ban..............

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Shouldn't moderators be tactful, adult and know when to diffuse situations? Shouldn't they have the ability to talk to all kinds of people and make an enviroment that will want to make people come back and post again and again.

My point exactly!!! DL -44 your last post has come across as your not calm. There was no indication inthat post that you were not calm. I took it the exact same way as petskull!

..actually- I wasn't talking about DL- I was talking about "ya'll"

The point is simple- kill this pointless shit and resume talk about Piercings ?...

I won't lock this thread because, frankly, I don't care- I just avoid it.. but this is on the line for another one of the 18+ mods to figure that this shit isn't going anywhere- and it don't belong here.

As I said, 6 days ago:

pink:

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One question though......Axle put a link to a video of a P.A. being performed...(which i think personally is far worse then looking at a blurred still photo of penis) But absolutely nothing was said about that. So if LINKING questionable material is ok, why then Emperor didn't you just come out and post something like 'Axle i think linking your pictures would have been more acceptable thing to do mate'? Instead of posting the sarcastic , negative response

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Well there are some reasons:

1. I seem to have missed that link or I might well have commented on it - if there were warnings with it then I might not have had too much problem with it.

2. I am sarcastic and negative [edit: or at least I can be if pushed - I must admit I didn't think the above was either just blunt hey ho] - live with it or leave. I might have been more inclined to be helpful if I wasn't sick and tired of the pointless attention seeking that you and Axke seem to indulge in in every single thread you post to. As I said this is a web design forum but you don't seem to be here for that (Axle was a while ago) and it seems to you want to turn every thread into an arguement (and look another thread that had some promise has been dragged down by your double teaming) - Axle posted a picture of his pierced penis into the forum, I decided it wasn't suitable to be placed directly in the forum so I removed it (if this hadn't been another example of the same behaviour I might have been inclined to make more of an effort - post a message, turn it into a link, etc.) and that should have been the end of the story. It was hardly a big issue but you seem intent on making a mountain out of a mole hill again - if so carry on I have said my piece.........

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Taken it to email........

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Well i would tell you my secret, but its a schlong story !

**in a sean connery accent** "Schlong time something like this has happened "

Ok. I, too avoided this because I don`t really care about Axle`s *little friend*, or what he stuck in it, however inappropiate it may seem to me. We do talk about personal things here, sometimes, but PLEASE.

So, being the understanding, patient, experienced moderator that I am, I let it go. To each their own, I say.
Then it got petty (typical postings from pink, and the Sheep response from Axle) as if somebody took away their candy. Still, I let it go.

But this (as mahjqa mentioned twice) is getting rediculous, and going nowhere. So , please, in the future, keep your defensive, childish bullshit (and your genitals) to youselves.

We`re done here. Move along.