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Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 10-21-2003 05:51

Continued from here: http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Forum1/HTML/008131.html

with:

Wanna go Naked Spaniard fishing?

krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: KC, KS
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 10-21-2003 06:02

Only if it's for Latetia Casta.

Anyone care to join me?

:::11oh1:::

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 10-21-2003 08:17

no, you shouldn't have fallen apart in the first place

did you ever dance in the night by the pale moonlight?

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 10-21-2003 15:52

once, but it was during the day and it was in the sunlight, but thats neither here nor there.


do you know the naked 2 step?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 10-21-2003 15:54

Of course I do, but I've become so proficient that I can generally get women naked in one step.

Have you had your shock treatment lately?


___________________________
Suho: www.liminality.org

mas
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 10-21-2003 16:12

yes, but i could get some more

can pineapples dance tango?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 10-21-2003 16:53

Yes and I hear the mango can waltz.

Anyway fancy joining me on a magical mystical mystery voyage (trousers optional)?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 10-21-2003 17:08

love to go. i don't wear trousers so I'll be right at home.

can we stop off and see Sgt. Pepper?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 10-21-2003 17:13

Yes but that will mean we need to see Dr. Pepper too.

How many times a day?

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 10-21-2003 17:24

Three times, it's dependant on the weather conditions, though.

Is this world my world?

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 10-21-2003 17:46

no it's mine. i bought it the other day on ebay.

would you like to buy it?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

Nemesis
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: Uranus
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted posted 10-21-2003 17:49

Yes, but you should just give it back.

Aren't we pathetic?

Jason


Edited to make my answer fit......... Cprompt!

[This message has been edited by Nemesis (edited 10-21-2003).]

mejokim
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: home
Insane since: Sep 2003

posted posted 10-21-2003 17:53

[edit: ahh i was to slow]

no we are ingenious.

can trees play cards?

[This message has been edited by mejokim (edited 10-21-2003).]

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 10-21-2003 18:25

Yes but only if they turn over a new leaf.

How many of these can you fit in your mouth?

mejokim
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: home
Insane since: Sep 2003

posted posted 10-21-2003 18:49

22, sometimes 25

where is the orange cow gone?

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 10-21-2003 19:32

to mate with the red bull

is there really life after?

Nemesis
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: Uranus
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted posted 10-21-2003 19:59

Sometimes I will grant it.... Othertimes not.

Are you great?

Jason

Rauthrin
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: 2 Miles Below Insane
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 10-21-2003 22:29

Yes, I am a great person....

Isn't that a rabid monk? He's a great person too.

[This message has been edited by Rauthrin (edited 10-21-2003).]

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 10-21-2003 22:42

If he's such a great person, someone should help him get some treatment for that rabies!

Hey, did you see that squirrel?

Rauthrin
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: 2 Miles Below Insane
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 10-21-2003 22:53

Yea, but I ran over it in my car...

Was it wrong to laugh at it?

mejokim
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: home
Insane since: Sep 2003

posted posted 10-21-2003 23:26

no because he was really stupid to fight with a gorilla

Have you ever seen yeti?

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 10-22-2003 00:44

Yes, on TVs.

Have you ever seen a real ghost?

My Detention Room

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 10-22-2003 01:08

i thought i did but i saw right through the disguise.

care to help me with this?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

Rinswind 2th
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Den Haag: The Royal Residence
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 10-22-2003 01:08

Not really, but maybe after 10 beers

Did you ever get a speeding ticket on a bicycle?

__________________________________________
"Art has to be forgotten. Beauty must be realized."
Piet Mondriaan

[This message has been edited by Rinswind 2th (edited 10-22-2003).]

jdauie
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Missoula, MT
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted posted 10-22-2003 01:31

It really isn't hard. You can just set the ticket on the bicycle seat.

Why is that your favorite tree?

reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 10-22-2003 01:37

well, the pantry is my favourite tree because that's where all the food is kept!

how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 10-22-2003 02:06

14

But why?

Ruski
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 10-22-2003 02:19

I dunno, you brought it up...

are you missing something?

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 10-22-2003 02:39

No, not really at the moment.

Why?

My Detention Room

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 10-22-2003 02:50

why indeed...

who said that?

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 10-22-2003 03:10

Ruski

How much do you love your computer?

My Detention Room

Ruski
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 10-22-2003 04:25

I hate it more than you

is your computer smarter than you?

Rauthrin
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: 2 Miles Below Insane
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 10-22-2003 06:03

No, but it is prettier...

Was there a question over there?

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 10-22-2003 06:51

Sure was, ther is a question mark at the end of it.

Why I'm not hungry anymore after I eat?

Rauthrin
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: 2 Miles Below Insane
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 10-22-2003 07:32

I think that you ate too much...

Can I have your money?

mejokim
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: home
Insane since: Sep 2003

posted posted 10-22-2003 08:08

no, because i've none.

Is there a docter in the house?

binary
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Under the Bridge
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 10-22-2003 09:17

no but ,

why is that man running around naked?

~Sig coming soon~

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 10-22-2003 15:16

Because he's French.

Why running naked should call attention?

Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: AČ, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 10-22-2003 16:50

It's not so much the running naked that catches attention as it is the sound...

where's the bathroom?

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 10-22-2003 17:55

in the water closet - and watch out for the alligator!

Had any good haggis lately?

edit no siggie!

[This message has been edited by bodhi23 (edited 10-22-2003).]

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