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Wanna go Naked Spaniard fishing?

Only if it's for Latetia Casta.

Anyone care to join me?

:::11oh1:::

no, you shouldn't have fallen apart in the first place

did you ever dance in the night by the pale moonlight?

once, but it was during the day and it was in the sunlight, but thats neither here nor there.


do you know the naked 2 step?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

Of course I do, but I've become so proficient that I can generally get women naked in one step.

Have you had your shock treatment lately?


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Suho: www.liminality.org

yes, but i could get some more

can pineapples dance tango?

Yes and I hear the mango can waltz.

Anyway fancy joining me on a magical mystical mystery voyage (trousers optional)?

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Emps

The Emperor dot org

love to go. i don't wear trousers so I'll be right at home.

can we stop off and see Sgt. Pepper?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

Yes but that will mean we need to see Dr. Pepper too.

How many times a day?

Three times, it's dependant on the weather conditions, though.

Is this world my world?

no it's mine. i bought it the other day on ebay.

would you like to buy it?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

Yes, but you should just give it back.

Aren't we pathetic?

Jason


Edited to make my answer fit......... Cprompt!

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[edit: ahh i was to slow]

no we are ingenious.

can trees play cards?

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Yes but only if they turn over a new leaf.

How many of these can you fit in your mouth?

22, sometimes 25

where is the orange cow gone?

to mate with the red bull

is there really life after?

Sometimes I will grant it.... Othertimes not.

Are you great?

Jason

Yes, I am a great person....

Isn't that a rabid monk? He's a great person too.

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If he's such a great person, someone should help him get some treatment for that rabies!

Hey, did you see that squirrel?

Yea, but I ran over it in my car...

Was it wrong to laugh at it?

no because he was really stupid to fight with a gorilla

Have you ever seen yeti?

Yes, on TVs.

Have you ever seen a real ghost?

My Detention Room

i thought i did but i saw right through the disguise.

care to help me with this?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

Not really, but maybe after 10 beers

Did you ever get a speeding ticket on a bicycle?

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"Art has to be forgotten. Beauty must be realized."
Piet Mondriaan

[This message has been edited by Rinswind 2th (edited 10-22-2003).]

It really isn't hard. You can just set the ticket on the bicycle seat.

Why is that your favorite tree?

well, the pantry is my favourite tree because that's where all the food is kept!

how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

14

But why?

I dunno, you brought it up...

are you missing something?

No, not really at the moment.

Why?

My Detention Room

why indeed...

who said that?

Ruski

How much do you love your computer?

My Detention Room

I hate it more than you

is your computer smarter than you?

No, but it is prettier...

Was there a question over there?

Sure was, ther is a question mark at the end of it.

Why I'm not hungry anymore after I eat?

I think that you ate too much...

Can I have your money?

no, because i've none.

Is there a docter in the house?

no but ,

why is that man running around naked?

~Sig coming soon~

Because he's French.

Why running naked should call attention?

It's not so much the running naked that catches attention as it is the sound...

where's the bathroom?

in the water closet - and watch out for the alligator!

Had any good haggis lately?

edit no siggie!

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