Anyone have any new jokes? I get these all the time in my email...
(WARNING: Adult Joke here...)
A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Cornerbrook, Newfoundland, to find the Main cause of the Mad Cow Disease.
The Lady: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?
The lady reporter(obvious embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon andMad Cow Disease?
The Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
The reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?
The farmer: I am getting to the point madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad.
posted 02-07-2004 05:25
