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Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 11-16-2001 20:24

*struggles in straightjacket*
ok...ok...ok...

ok, I went to your site at http://www.slimeland.com . Nice site, btw. Did you know that? Well, I wouldn't. I never went into your site. Why? Good question... allow me to answer it..

*tries to scratch head with loose toe*

ok *deep breath*.... I got to the point where it loads all the stuff and then it tells you that it finished loading all the stuff and I thought "ooooo, pretty..." However, when I went to look at your source code to see how you did it *pauses to pick bug off head with toe and eat it* I found NOTHING!! I ran thru ALL the code in ALL of the pages of the ENTIRE opening frame and - though I did find your subliminal message (very clever by the way. you are cool, dude)- I found ABSOLUTELY NO trace of how you knew the stuff was done loading!!!! So here I am shaking and panting like I belong in an Asylum IRL and because of YOU!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS DONE, SLIMER!?! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!? HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?


*ahem* stay away from the orange-and-magenta striped pills..... they're a mean doozie..

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Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 11-16-2001 20:35

PetSkull: Nice to meet you. I may be missing something but isn't all done here:

code:
<body onLoad="DoneLoading();" onUnload="SaveWindows();">



Emps


You're my wife now Dave

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 11-16-2001 20:55

um.... I think I somehow missed that whole "<script language="JavaScript" src="insanesrc.js">" -thing...

nevermind me, I'm on an hour and a half of sleep...

nice site, slime...

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Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 11-16-2001 22:09

Yup, you missed the "insane source" file. *grin* 1300 (or so) lines of JavaScript in that file! Woohoo! Six months of my life right there! =)

Good luck deciphering it, it's not commented at all... very very long. But you can figure out if you look at the function and variable names. Hint: The windows are called "dispwins" in the code. The dispwin array is of central importance.

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 11-18-2001 03:45

that's ok.... the main thing I was fixing on was the "O.K I'm done. You may proceed" process.......
well designed site, btw. gotta give ya props...

how did you make that background pic?

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Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 11-18-2001 04:30

POV-Ray =)

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 11-18-2001 04:35

gotta look into that little app...

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 11-21-2001 05:49

6 MONTHS???

How much of that was spent on cross browser play time???

That is insane... Although, i ABSOLUTLY love to play with those 4 bouncing buttons..... heehehee...

"IT tasts Just like candy!"

Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 11-21-2001 06:06

Er, I shouldn't have said 6 months. It was really like one or two months originally, with a mild attempt at cross-browser compatability, that was the bulk of it. That was about one year ago as of now. Then I spent about half a year doing other things (mainly my slimelog), and then I returned to it and added some cool things to it (like minimizing and maximizing), and made it so it works in NN - provided it's the first page you view in NN after installing it, heh. (The random-line-breaks-in-source bug was a killer here, I never actually got around it, it was too much of a nuisance with the amount of code the page has. But who cares about NN 4? Not me, not anymore.) That took maybe a couple of weeks, maybe a little bit longer.

I'd say, upon the creation of that page, I basically achieved my original goal when I started learning JavaScript. But I have new goals now...

Weadah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: TipToToe
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 11-21-2001 07:55

kekeke to learn Flash?

Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 11-21-2001 21:26

Heh, nope, but you'll see... sometime in the future... =)

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 11-21-2001 22:41

....to get a date?

edit: hehhe-- cheap shot, I know


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InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 11-24-2001 22:26

well if u knew how to steal code at all u would know that by right clicking under his interface in IE 5+ and hit view source you would get his code :\.

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 11-25-2001 04:37

you........don't.........say.........


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[This message has been edited by Petskull (edited 11-25-2001).]

Dark
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 11-27-2001 04:01

Yeah.....

[This message has been edited by Dark (edited 11-27-2001).]

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