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bms
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From:
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 05-13-2001 04:00

After spending my time in many design foruns where all I could see was flame war, I decided I wouldn´t register in another forum. Well, that saved me sometime till I found Asylum... Just can't stop reading your posts folks.

Guess I'm gonna have some black pills now!

Anyone from Brazil here?



bms - i do really rock!

butcher
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: New Jersey, USA
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 05-13-2001 04:03

Welcome bms!

If you've been lurking, then you know the routine.... See Shii for the pills, VP for the straight jacket, and let the games begin.

~ No Sig ~

kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 05-13-2001 04:08

Jestah for the anal probe....

silence
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: soon to be "the land down under"
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 05-13-2001 04:26

It's amazing how krets knows all these little tidbits of information.

Welcome BMS, I got here the same way.

JakeB
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: us
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 05-13-2001 04:34

why does jestah get to do the probe?

bms
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From:
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 05-13-2001 04:39

thanks folks!
doing my sig right now. I'll post it soon so I can be a REAL member.
hehehe

bms - i do really rock!

Shiiizzzam
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Nurse's Station
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 05-13-2001 04:59

~jets into room....hair everywhere....fixing nurses cap and tug'in down dress~


Hi bms !

Welcome ! I hope you enjoy your cell ... feel free to hang stuff and watch for
ToeMuncher...he's short so don't step on him !


~Lays 2 big fat shiney black pills in your hand~

"Last thing I remember, I was running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I was before. Relax said the nightman, we are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave..."




bms
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From:
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 05-13-2001 05:20

OK... now I have taken 2 black pills...

can you folkz tell me the story behind the black pills... how the heck this started?

bms - i do really rock!

vogonpoet
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Mi, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 05-13-2001 05:39

<opens door>
throws Straight Jacket in
</closes door>

*scurries off down hallway mumblin 'welcome, welcome, smB'*

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 05-13-2001 05:42

hi... welcome

bms
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From:
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 05-13-2001 05:44

heh, two pills and my jacket. look at me now...
Do I look a little... NEUROTIC?

bms - i do really rock!

Shiiizzzam
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Nurse's Station
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 05-13-2001 05:44

WoW ! You just can' t get good hired help anymore hahaha


And well if I told you about the black pills ... I would have to kill you...

it's best you just don't ask


~Two's company......... three's a party~



Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 05-13-2001 15:11

Muhahahaha the Doctor is in. Time for anal probing.

Welcome bms, now pull up your pants and don't worry. The bleeding will stop eventually (don't get any sick ideas)




.sig by Weadah.

Sash
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Canada, Toronto
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 05-13-2001 15:50

Olá bms,
Bem-vindo ao Asylum




sashaDesign

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 05-13-2001 16:36

wuahhahahahaha.... that's a good one krets! wuahahahah....

Allewyn
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Solitary confinement
Insane since: Feb 2001

posted posted 05-13-2001 17:09

TWO black pills?? Oh man, now we're gonna have ta scrape him/her off the ceiling! ~whispers~ that jacket looks really new VP...did someone check out? ~/whispers~

Welcome to da funny farm bms...shoe shine? (it's all i can offer right now )

:grumble...ouch!:



[This message has been edited by Allewyn (edited 05-13-2001).]

rebel_mom
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: canada
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 05-14-2001 00:55

got me scared...I am already nuts and after the black pills and the straight jacket the anul exam will be almost ...........well..........almost........what will it be the pills have really started to set in they are great since I am only taking them thru osmosis

Imagine the effects when I actually do recieve them.........

can't wait I say ....they are coming to take me away hee hee ,ho ho to the funny farm where strange folks go

Steve
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Boston, MA, USA
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 05-14-2001 02:43

Wow - no one told him two pills were a week's supply?

Ouch.

How's it look from the ceiling? Hey! No looking down the nurse's uniform now!

butcher
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: New Jersey, USA
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 05-14-2001 03:31

Ha!!

You have to try and look down it if your going to look at all. I tried looking up the nurse's dress once.... that Toe Muncher may be small, but he gives you a good enough reason not to be on the floor anywhere near the nurse's feet!

~ No Sig ~

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 05-14-2001 06:54

Rebel_mom: after the he he, ho ho...add a ha ha. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and there coming to take me away HA HA! You laughed! you laughed! I saw you laugh! You laughed and then you left!

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 05-14-2001 08:16

Helloooo, Nurse!


NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 05-14-2001 08:17

Welcome!!!

Watch out for the *Pears* they're never ripe!

NJ

Shiiizzzam
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Nurse's Station
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 05-14-2001 11:22

~Tip toes into the room with ToeMuncher~

Wow everyone is really frisky around here ToeMuncher !

~Leaves a trail of Black Pills longer than ants marching to a watermelon at a summer picnic~

~Adjust nurses cap~


~ 2's company......3's a party~



taxon
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 05-14-2001 13:03

*passes Shi in the hallway*
*kicks Toemuncher*

*keeps walking*

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 05-14-2001 22:12

Umm, Shi, you might want to take a look behind you... ToeMuncher's munching those pills as fast you can drop them...

Might be time for a lil puppy wrasslin'.


Rinswind 2th
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Den Haag: The Royal Residence
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 05-14-2001 22:52

hi welcomer...
some howe i am in a cage again... probs because i picked the pill from the ceiling err or the floor hell i don't know what is up from down


~ one nut, too nuts, three more nutcases ???/??!##@~

Do Not under estimate the power of JOHN DOE

Shiiizzzam
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Nurse's Station
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 05-14-2001 22:55

OMG my poor ToeMuncher.....


~calls 1-900-Hire-A-Thug and puts hit on taxon~

~When all else fails.,,,get the duct tape~


Weadah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: TipToToe
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 05-15-2001 03:04

*sees Taxon near laundry chute*

=)

*gives him a nudge*

*walks off*sound of muffled scream*

*stops....*

*....*

*....*

*....*

*thud*

teehee

*walks off*

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Weadz (Asylum Thuglife)

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