Preserved Topic: I feel so stupid... (Page 1 of 1)

I look at some posts.. and I cannot think of any good reply.. I ended up replying nothing.. this stupidity has been around for sometimes..


I need a rest...


help me..

uhm.... same here. This post is pointless.

Post, post, post. What? Oh, never mind. Whatever. How the hell did I get here? Damn clones...

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Thanks for the offer, silence. But I cannot afford to have that service.
This stupidity syndrome has been around the asylum for sometimes.
I think I just post, no matter what others would say.

Anyone.. help me to cure this syndrome. Gimme some black pills.. I need to rest in trance..

Hi!

One might sound stupid for 5 minutes max if he asks silly questions,
but he might sound/be stupid for the rest of your life if he doesn't ask at all!

that's why I ask... what are exactly Black Pills? give me a name...

Black Pills is the name


What are they ?


They are.........~looks over shoulder~..... I can't tell ya that...but they work


~A day without sunshine is like, you know, night~

threep laughs and says:
"i try and make a habit of writing a post, looking at it, and thinking 'is it worth posting this?' sometimes, when i realise that it isnt constructive, i just don't post. unfortunately, most times, i dont' give a damn and post anyway."
feeling this doesn't help, threep decides he should dispense a little more advice:
"hmmm... if you don't know what to say, or lack the intelligence to fully say something vaguely useful, there are a few different techniques you can use:
- fill in all blacks with '~cough~', preferably followed by an insult, and a '~smirk~':

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~cough~
fuckers.
~smirk~

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- simply describe some motif-like action, such as.... i dunno... mopping?

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*walks in*
*mops floor*
*walks out*

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..an alternative is:

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*walks in*
*hitches up skirt*
*dispences medication*
*exudes a sexual female charm*
walks out*

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- you can always make your posts look fuller by not finishing any sentences, and inserting countless periods:

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i dunno............ this seems to work for some............. not sure if it's my bag............... but at least i've wasted more space than usual..................

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- you can write useless shit from the perspective of an observer, like:

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person x walks in and looks around. being the total time waster that he is, he decides to make another useless comment:
"uh, stuff is good. i like stuff."
achieving his purpose, he continues to waste more time by typing useless narrative, then wanders off, thinking something totally irrelevant to the thread topic.

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- there are several other 'filler' words you can use too - the wittier the better, like:

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but you knew that already, didn't you?

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or

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heh

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or

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huzzah

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- other non wordish fillers can be the slimies: , etc, or fish like pictures:

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
O
o
o
@<

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...employ all these techniques, and your posts can look full, funny, and totally witty, especially if you apply a consistent theme throughout all your posts as an effective substitution for useful writing.
i hope this helps!"
threep decides he has said more than enough for one day, and leaves to do some work, wondering if he can ever get a tan from fluorescent lighting. one can only hope.

returning for more, threep adds:
"oh, i almost forgot - a few little edits can always help too. you can jsut slip in a little comment like:

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stupid fat fingers

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or

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<eidt>i don't think ill ever spell a post right first time</eidt>

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or similar."



[This message has been edited by 3rdperson (edited 06-29-2001).]