Topic awaiting preservation: You want knives I'll show you a knife!!

My reaction to this was certainly not somehting you could repeat in church:

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,9603828^28101,00.html?txtmsg.org

My question is how bad are the streets in Melbourne?

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"Pardon me sir, is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Geez! That is a big freakin' weapon! Surely it was destined for some collector's wall, and not intended to be used on anyone (we hope)...


Cell Sweet Cell

You'd hope wouldn't you!!

The write ups of it are suitably over the top:

http://www.888knivesrus.com/product/NVTA52CRITICAL

http://wickedcoolshit.com/itemdetail.asp?catid=182&id=109

http://globoads.com/index.php/ct_antique/md_details/id_10540

and could easily get an idiot overexicted - that first site offers a number of similar weir weapons:

http://www.888knivesrus.com/product/NVTA56QUADSICKLE

http://www.888knivesrus.com/product/NVTA57PANTCLAW

and while I suspect an ordinary knife or sword woul be more effective...........

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You couldn't bust out a decent stab with that!

"Nothin' like a pro-stabbin' from a pro." -Weadah

And I think we can take that as a definitive statement from a Stab Master.

~stabs nax 4 times with the 'critical mass'~

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Now that's a knife!!! It looks likes the wielder of that weapon would equally at risk of getting sliced any would be victim.

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When someone is coming at me with something like that, i would laugh my ass off, after that i will run like hell ofcourse.

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(Edited by Rinswind 2th on 05-20-2004 22:54)

yes, run like hell
that's a big fucking knife
it beats the shit outta my 2.5 in. blade




...Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most (ozzy osbourne)

now this is a knife!

Ah, I see your familiar with the great game of knivesy spoonies...

In all seriousness though, I almost bought one just like that at a local flea market.

It seems though that they have toned down their product mix.... Things like this are about as extreme as you can buy now....

http://www.reliks.com/kr/kr8s.jpg


Ugh... Sorry if anyone saw that as an embeded image.

Jason

(Edited by Nemesis on 05-21-2004 03:13)

Skaarjj: Don't me spork you!!

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That's why I carry guns. You can bring your shiny little knife. But you better get a running start if you think you're going to stick me with it! :-)

What worries me is that the studded wrist guard is just camp enough so you might not take someone with one of those seriously.

I'd still put good money on being able to best them in one to one combat if I was armed with a broom handle but I'm not sure I'd want to put i to the test.

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Please.... To me that piece is really nothing more than a wall orniment... Then again, there are some sick freaks out there.

funny how things like these go around - i sent that exact link (but as a tinyurl, naturally) to my schoolmates...

quote:

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"destined for Melbourne's streets"

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but read on:

quote:

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"Knives and other weapons are restricted imports," Ms Peachey said. "A permit to import a restricted item can be applied for prior to importation."

Customs corporate spokesman Michael Carter said the matter had been investigated and no one would be prosecuted.

"In this instance, a warning has been issued," Mr Carter said.

"From now on they will be monitored for any incoming or outgoing cargo."

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to me it sounds like it was destined for a glass cabinet. if it was imported by any sort of a suspicious character, or for any suspicious reason ("uh, i need it for my food preparation, i'm a chef!"), i doubt that they would have simply issued a warning.

still, a chunky knife.

reitsma

"chunky knife" LOL! I like that

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Bah. Barely qualifies as a boot knife in some circles.

not very practical for everyday usage

I'd have a go at ya Emps.....

You can even use the whole broom.... but a mop might be handier for afterwards.

Jason