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Hello all, new here and wanted to introduce myself *hears voices in head* and my little friend too.
We recently were kidnapped and brought here by evil nurseys and vile straightjacket carrying goons.
While we are here, we might as well make some new friends, so how are ya? We're peachy (just ask us we'll tell ya)...and incidently, if any of you need a key to the med cupboard, let me know, I'm good at forgery. Like to sneak around sometimes too....mwahahaha.

Any questions for me (or my little friend) feel free to ask, would love the convo. Until then, chill, be free and don't eat the bed-bugs cuz I'm collecting.

LooneyAsly

(Edited by LooneyAsly on 07-10-2004 23:24)

Welcome to Looney Bin Love your little friend already

sib

Hi and welcome LooneyAsly. If you have any questions (about the Asylum) feel free to ask, there are plenty here willing to help. I think your little friend is lovely but he seems to be getting a little too affectionate with my left leg.
Oh, and if you feel that you don't need all of your medication, I'll gladly put it in a safe place for you, especially any black pills.
You may think you were kidnapped, but soon you will come to realise that you have been liberated.

:::tao::: ::cell::

thanks for the warm welcome...his name is Craven btw. He likes legs, but don't worry...he'll only nibble to the knee. black pills huh....hmmm, maybe I'll share those with you later, but I got some great tye-dyed neon jumping pills that I found in the bottom drawer of Dr. Jeckle's desk. perhaps you would like one of those. They were the one's that call the little whispering friends.
Here...take your pick, but beware...I haven't figured out what color calls what...you might get a deranged cross-dressing poodle.


Don't say you weren't warned!

LooneyAsly

if your poodle comes near me, I'll nibble it up to the knee

welcome to the asylum, and if you'd like to get rid of your green pills you can drop them off @ cell 21491

watch out for that large nurse, she'll get mean if you get unruly




...Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most (ozzy osbourne)

(Edited by I X I on 07-11-2004 05:54)

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...Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most (ozzy osbourne)

(Edited by I X I on 07-11-2004 11:31)