Topic: I need help about her (Page 1 of 1)

OK here is the deal. we met online and I just don't know. I mean I am in love and stuff but others places I talk 2 all say that I am making a big mistake. So, I came to U.

I am 22. I don't know if it is legal or not. I think she is may be 14. I talked to her on the computer three times but that's it. IS this first degree rape? Sodummy? What else can the cops come to my door and say Derek we are going to have to charge U???

Please help me soon. PM me or IM me or whatever I will get back to U.

Your friend,

Derek

Derek Santamassino

You have far bigger problems than we can help you with.

I hihgly suggest such a topic not even be discussed here. I suggest you stop all forms of communication with any minor that you don't have a damn good reason to be communicating with quite frankly.

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Sodummy?

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I think that about says it all

Well spotted DL-44

dsantamassino12: you talked 3 times to a teenager on the net and you're already in love ?
Since you already talk about sexual relations, I wonder if you have already set a date for you marriage, the location of your honey moon, the name of your first children ... No really, even if we forget the fact that she's minor, you should really go easy. There's certainly some girls of your age in your neighbourhood.

Are you absolutely sure she's even a she? And under the age of 50?

Sodomy assumes that there are two males involved, by the way. It's only first degree rape if she is unconsenting (AFAIK, anyway -- though there are many other legal issues associated with having sex with a minor -- consenting or not). Police wouldn't fine you for such an offense, as you suggest -- you would face hard jailtime.

And... let me get this straight... you're 22 and you type like that? Let's see...

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Okay, here is the deal. We met online and... I just don't know. I mean, I am in love and stuff, but all the other places I talk to say that I am making a big mistake. So, I came to you all.

I am twenty-two. I don't know if it is legal or not. I think she is, maybe, fourteen. I talked to her on the computer three times -- but that's it. Would this be first degree rape, or sodomy? What else -- can the cops come to my door and say, "Derek, we are going to have to charge you."

Please, help me soon. PM me, or IM me, or whatever -- I will get back to you.

Your friend,

Derek Santamassino

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Sorry if I don't sound convinced.

If you're already thinking about sex, trust me, you don't love her. You may think you do, but you don't. Don't even consider sex until you're sure that you have a solid relationship that would only be made stronger by such a venture (and, even then, I think it's unwise unless you are going to be -- or already are -- married... but hey, I'm old-fashioned. )

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling

(Edited by Iron Wallaby on 10-17-2004 06:08)

I'm closing this thread. The topic isn't appropriate for a web design forum and I get the feeling this is just a poor attempt at a joke. It's also creepy that you live in the same town my girlfriend goes to school in. If you think I'm mistaken in closing this thread, feel free to email any Mad Scientist.

Sorry Jestah my firend, just opened it up to add a quick note. This will be closed and locked and moved to the Lab, becuase frankly I wouldn't even want it googled from here, lest people searching for somewhere to post such things think that this is acceptable.