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little red riding hood
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: the states
Insane since: Apr 2005

posted posted 05-04-2005 07:35

okay, before you read this, rmember, you are supposed to send this as an email to as many people as you can, it is a chain that has been going on since 1997, and if it makes it to 2006, then it will be in the guiness book of world records! =-) okay, here it is
( just scroll down on it, i coppied it from the email)
The Lovers of the Heart
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> In order to form
> a more perfect kiss,
> enable the mighty hug to promote
> to whom we please
> but one kiss.
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> Article 1:
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> Statement of Love:
> The Kiss
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> 1.
> Kiss on the hand
> I adore you
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> 2.
> Kiss on the cheek
> I just want to be friends
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> 3.
> Kiss on the neck
> I want you
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> 4.
> Kiss on the lips
> I love you
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> 5.
> Kiss on the ears
> I am just playing
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> 6.
> Kiss anywhere else
> lets not get carried away
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> 7.
> Look in your eyes
> kiss me
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> 8.
> Playing with your hair
> I can't live without you
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> Hand on your waist
> I love you to much to let you go
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> Article 2:
> The Three Steps
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> Girls:
> If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
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> 2.
> Guys
> If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
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> 3.
> Guys &Girls
> Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
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> Article 3:
> The Commandments
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> 1.
> Thou shall not squeeze
> too hard.
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> 2.
> Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
> but take one.
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> 3.
> Thou shall kiss
> at every opportunity.
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> * Remember *
> A peach is a peach
> A plum is a plum,
> A kiss isn't a kiss
> Without some tongue.
> So open up your mouth
> close your eyes,
> and give your tongue
> some exercise!!!
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> Here are a few reasons
> why guys lik e girls:
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> They will always smell good
> even if its just shampoo
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> The way their heads always
> find the right spot on our shoulder
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> How cute they look when they sleep
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> The ease in which they fit into our arms
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> The way they kiss you and
> all of a sudden everything
> is right in the world
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> How cute they are when they eat
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> The way they take hours
> to get dressed
> but in the end
> it makes it all worth while
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> Because they are always
> warm even when its minus 30 outside
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> 9.
> The way they look good
> no matter what they wear
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> 10.
> The way they fish for compliments
> even though you both know that you
> think she's the most
> beautiful thing on this earth
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> 11.
> How cute they are when they argue
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> 12.
> The way her hand always finds yours
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> The way they smile
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> 14.
> The way you feel
> when you see their name
> on the caller ID
> after you just had a big fight
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> 15.
> The way she says
> "lets not fight anymore"
> even though you know that
> an hour later....
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> 16.
> The way they kiss when
> you do something nice for them
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> 17.
> The way they kiss you
> when you say
> "I love you"
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> 18.
> Actually ...
> just the way they kiss you...
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> 19.
> The way they fall into your arms
> when they cry
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> 20.
> Then the way they apologize
> for crying over something that silly
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> 21.
> The way they hit you
> and expect it to hurt
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> 22.
> Then the way they apologize
> when it does hurt.
> (even though we don't admit it)!
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> 23.
> The way they say
> "I miss you"
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> 24.
> The way you miss them
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> 25.
> The way their tears
> make you want to
> change the world
> so that it
> doesn't hurt her anymore.....
> Yet regardless
> if you love them,
> hate them,
> wish they would die
> or
> know that you would die
> without them ...
> it matters not.
> Because once in your life,
> whatever they were to the world
> they become everything to you.
> When you look them in the eyes,
> traveling to
> the depths of their souls
> and
> you say a million things
> without trace of a sound,
> you know that yo ur own life
> is inevitable consumed
> within the rhythmic beatings
> of her very heart.
> We love them for a million reasons,
> No paper would do it justice.
> It is a thing not of the mind
> but of the heart.
> A feeling.
> Only felt.
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> This chain started in 1997.
> It is a love chain letter.
> In an hour you are
> supposed to send it to
> 25 people.
> It is easy, just look into
> chat rooms and find them.
> Anyway,
> send it to 25 people in 1 hour.
> Now here
> comes the fun part.
> You then say
> the name of the person
> you like or love
> and then the person will say
> "I love you,"
> or
> "Will you go out with me?"
> NO JOKE!!!!!
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> NOW
> THE CONSEQUENCES
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> The consequences are:
> If you break the chain letter,
> you will have bad luck
> in future relationships.
> If you don't
> break the chain,
> then you will be a
> happy camper!!!
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> CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
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> You have been chosen
> to participate
> in the
> LONGEST
> and the
> LUCKIEST
> chain letter on the Internet!
> Once you read,
> this letter you must
> IMMEDIATELY
> (meaning within the hour)
> be sent to
> 25
> people
> After you send it,
> make a wish
> and it will come
> TRUE
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> YOU MAY NOT WAIT
> FOR A CERTAIN TIME
> TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER,
> IT MUST BE SENT
> TO
> 25
> PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR,
> OR
> YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
> TRUE!
> If THIS
> CHAIN LETTER
> IS CONTINUED UNTIL
> THE YEAR 2006, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
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> THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!
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> PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
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> *WARNING*
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> IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
> SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
> WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
>
> NOTE*
> THE MORE PEOPLE
> YOU SEND THIS TO
> THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL
> HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
> IF YOU BREAK
> THE CHAIN LETTER
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> (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1997)
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> YOU WILL HAVE
> BAD LUCK
> WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
> FOR SEVEN YEARS.

"once i have fought, and now i am dead, but do not worry, for you shall also be deceased"

Luxo_Jr
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Stuck inside a Pixar short film
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted posted 05-04-2005 07:43

Gah! I'm deafened by the last bit. Why do I get the funny feeling this will be locked? Along with the other clone of this post?

"You know you have been doing 3d too long when you walk into a church and think, "God, the polycount of this place must be huge!"

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