Topic awaiting preservation: Ridiculous humor for the day (Page 1 of 1)

http://www.eskimo.com/~spban/bread.html

First things first, we need to all go start writing letters to congress to get this straightened out.
Maybe we can start marketing a breadbox-lock to help keep our children safe around the house. And all bread products in the grocery stores need to be moved back to a corner and kept where minors might see any of it and be tempted to try it.

And... Yea, I think that's enough...

I say we BURN IT! Burn it all! The bread be evil, yarr!

Plenty of times I eat bread and I get a horrible gasping feeling. LIke it absorbled all the water in my asophogus and now i's leeaching all my fluids, expanding like cancer. And the only way to make it stop is to run to a sink or make a glass of something and drink it down (which is painful). And remember that running with limited breathing capability means I could pass out if I'm to far from any public fountain, spring, oasis, sink, or variably filled bottle of a non-toxic substance.

This is serious.

Shine and shine. :: [old cell]

While bread is indeed a very dangerous substance, we can't forget the other dietary demons out there. It is a documented fact, for example, that cheese ruins lives.

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This reminds me of that joke that circulated around about a year ago where a teacher claimed she heard a student in the school's library mention that he uses 'PHP' frequently.

Yea, funny stuff.

There was an Onion article about a student being suspended for using PHP, but the full search of the Onion archives is only available to premium members, so I could not look it up for you.



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Suho: www.liminality.org | Cell 270 | Sig Rotator | the Fellowship of Sup

Oh man, that's bad news. Bread is my lunch today.

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Yeh that's funny..

QUOTATION: "If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out."