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Jestah Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Long Island, NY Insane since: Jun 2000	posted 05-23-2005 21:28 For those of you around the world who are finishing up high school and unsure what you'd like to do with the rest of your life, may I suggest to you one of the US's finest institutions of higher learning - TRUMP UNIVERSITY.
reisio Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Florida Insane since: Mar 2005	posted 05-24-2005 00:35 "The one sure way to success is to know everything you can about what you do." - Donald Trump Wow...never would've thought up that one.
Suho1004 Maniac (V) Mad Librarian From: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 05-24-2005 02:44 Lemme guess... semesters are sixteen weeks long, classes have eighteen students each, and every week the prof dismisses a student. The first eight fired (oops, I mean "dismissed") get Fs, the next to be dismissed gets a D, and the remaining students work their way up from C- to A+ (for the final student). One more thing... why do they call him "The Donald"? Personally, I think he should just add an O to the end of his name and pretend to be a Brazilian football star. ___________________________ Suho: www.liminality.org \| Cell 270 \| Sig Rotator \| the Fellowship of Sup

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Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted 05-23-2005 21:28

For those of you around the world who are finishing up high school and unsure what you'd like to do with the rest of your life, may I suggest to you one of the US's finest institutions of higher learning - TRUMP UNIVERSITY.

reisio
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Florida
Insane since: Mar 2005

posted 05-24-2005 00:35

"The one sure way to success is to know everything you can about what you do." - Donald Trump

Wow...never would've thought up that one.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 05-24-2005 02:44

Lemme guess... semesters are sixteen weeks long, classes have eighteen students each, and every week the prof dismisses a student. The first eight fired (oops, I mean "dismissed") get Fs, the next to be dismissed gets a D, and the remaining students work their way up from C- to A+ (for the final student).

One more thing... why do they call him "The Donald"? Personally, I think he should just add an O to the end of his name and pretend to be a Brazilian football star.

___________________________
Suho: www.liminality.org | Cell 270 | Sig Rotator | the Fellowship of Sup