Topic awaiting preservation: Weapons of Choice?

what are some of the inmates in for, what weapon is their favorite, and where did you hide the bodies?

Bone Daddy

Ummmm....

Colnel Mustard, with the Candlestick, in the Library?


Justice 4 Pat Richard

sWords are good

the combination of a RailGun and a MachineGun does wonders

Molotov cocktails. We don't need no water.

free speach...

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Suho, with the electric eel, in the basement.

We definitely need an Asylum edition of Clue.

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You don't want to know...believe me, sometimes ignorance IS bliss.

I second the Asylum edition of Clue!!

WebShaman with a Tomahawk in the...uhmmm...Garden?

Peter's gonna kill me for that!

Blaise with the Spatula in the abattoir...

Well that's what I call the place anyway

White Hawk; sectioned with suspected borderline schizotypal paranoid psychosis. Weapons of choice include elbows, knees, and tanto blade.

I didn't hide the bodies. Left them out with the garbage, but there's a strike on, so they haven't been discovered yet...


Oh, I would love an Ozone Cluedo!

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Well there was the little incident of Tao with the nunchakus in a china shop but I thought we were keeping that quiet.
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Compliments.

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-- not necessarily stoned... just beautiful.

You have much to learn, young grasshopper. You must put aside your weapons of steel and use your flesh.

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Buttery nipples

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Used to carry a tanto across the back of my belt. Almost got into a fight and decided not to carry it anymore. Just carried it for regular cutting and getting into a fight with it one me was trouble I didn't need. Now I just carry a little Swiss army knife on occassion.

In the house, I have a wooden sword that I call Beatin' Stick.
You should see the kids scatter when I grab it.

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In the house, I have a wooden sword that I call Beatin' Stick.
You should see the kids scatter when I grab it.

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Sounds like my maw! Only she used those Hot Wheel tracks...Ouch!!!

Man, those things left a welt...

wit with a smile is my weapon of choice .. though the power of the darkside wouldn't heart either .. just the thought of lighting bolts flashing from my hands at a moments notice just looks so cool .. lmao

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My friend used to get the Hot Wheels tracks. Not as bad as my uncle who got a wire hanger - I've never seen anyone run so fast from an old lady.

Haven't had to use the Beatin' Stick.
Just being menacing with it is enough.
Thankfully.

I don't ever want to be on meds again.
Or hurt anybody again like that.

Ford F150 in your living room... And what did I do with the bodies? I hope you all enjoyed those hamburgers. Muh Ha ha ha!

It was The Emperor in the swimming pool (in the bricked off North Wing) with a horny giant squid.

Or was that an entirely different film? I forget.

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if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Emps: You're thinking of the classic Slippery When Wet, one of my personal favorites. I know you've done so many of them that it's hard to keep track sometimes, but that's what I'm here for.



In other news, there will be a screening of the aforementioned film in the shock therapy lab this weekend. Admission will be three black pills, or one of those ribbed pink ones (unused only).

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With a little creativity, you can use almost anything as a weapon form an ashtray to your car keys. On a more traditional note, I've always been partial to edged weapons, or the always reliable bo.
Not to say that a minigun isn`t handy now and then...



You're supposed to hide the bodies ? Well, in that case, a tree mulcher or a lime pit work fairly well. Or...so I've heard...

and where would I hide the bodies .. hmmmm .. easy .. two words .. corn field


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Suho1004 said:

Emps: You're thinking of the classic Slippery When Wet,
one of my personal favorites. I know you've done so many of them that
it's hard to keep track sometimes, but that's what I'm here for.

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I've checked and you are nearly right - it was Moist 4: Who stood on my tentacles? (more of a sex comedy than the earlier efforts). My personal favourite is Moist 2: Squids In!! as we'd learned from the mistakes in the SWW series and had somehow avoided prosecution from those unfortunate accidents during the shooting of Moist 1: Calamareeeeeee - luckily they never did find the bodies and we made massive savings in on set catering in the next film too

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if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

MmMmmMmm... seafood. What was that sauce you used for the entrees?

It was the art studio with the airbrush hose. Who knew you could make someone .. "swallow" .. that much line. And the chug of the compressor drowned out any possible noises. Not that he was awake mind you; metal easels are good for -something- after all.

Master Suho, I have some pretty rainbow colored pills that someone slipped into my pillbox. Can I trade those for movie admission instead? I'm running low on my black pills and I need all I can get. Otherwise, I'm afraid you might need to restrain me securely for the show....

On second thought, I believe I have some back pills for you right here, sir...

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MmMmmMmm... seafood. What was that sauce you used for the entrees?

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Just a little something I tossed together - I like to call it Emperor's Own Brand.

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if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Well, sir, it was quite delicious! I'd suggest you look into marketing the recipe, but who knows if you'd have an adequate supply of ingredients. And if you do, I'm not sure I want to know that either.

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I can't quite tell what's on- or off-topic here, so I thought it might be okay to post this link - I found the idea of a steam-powered gun quite interesting. It seems that the idea was around a long time before it popped into my head.

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White Hawk said:

I can't quite tell what's on- or off-topic here

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Theres a topic?

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RhyssaFireheart said:

Well, sir, it was quite delicious! I'd suggest you look into
marketing the recipe, but who knows if you'd have an adequate supply of
ingredients. And if you do, I'm not sure I want to know that either.

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I think it'd be best to keep it as a speciality item - like caviar.

I'm kicking myself for wasting so much of it over the years - casting it on stony ground and the like

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Also don't forget to catch this film in which I make a brief appearance:

http://www.venturadistribution.com/new_releases/serve/9810/The+Calamari+Wrestler
http://mediax.muchosucko.com/movies/512_ika_xl.mov

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if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

(Edited by Emperor on 06-15-2005 02:25)

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Theres a topic?

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I have no idea - why ask me?

As there's no topic - here's a colourblind driver who's weapon of choice is his car. His defence must have been stupidity, and we can all see what happened to the body...

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(Edited by White Hawk on 06-15-2005 02:39)

"The calamari wrestler" ??!?!??!?!?

but... how.... why.... eeek.
Who in their right mind would fund a script like that?

Really... it's just unbelievable!

/D

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