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Bone Daddy
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From: Cell Block A-17
Insane since: Jun 2005

posted posted 06-13-2005 06:31

what are some of the inmates in for, what weapon is their favorite, and where did you hide the bodies?

Bone Daddy

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 06-13-2005 06:42

Ummmm....

Colnel Mustard, with the Candlestick, in the Library?


Justice 4 Pat Richard

reisio
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Florida
Insane since: Mar 2005

posted posted 06-13-2005 07:07

sWords are good

poi
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: France
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 06-13-2005 07:57

the combination of a RailGun and a MachineGun does wonders

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 06-13-2005 08:31

Molotov cocktails. We don't need no water.

DmS
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Sthlm, Sweden
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 06-13-2005 09:11

free speach...

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Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 06-13-2005 10:29

Suho, with the electric eel, in the basement.

We definitely need an Asylum edition of Clue.

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WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 06-13-2005 10:44

You don't want to know...believe me, sometimes ignorance IS bliss.

I second the Asylum edition of Clue!!

WebShaman with a Tomahawk in the...uhmmm...Garden?

Peter's gonna kill me for that!

Blaise
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: London
Insane since: Jun 2003

posted posted 06-13-2005 12:01

Blaise with the Spatula in the abattoir...

Well that's what I call the place anyway

White Hawk
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: zero divided.
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 06-13-2005 14:48

White Hawk; sectioned with suspected borderline schizotypal paranoid psychosis. Weapons of choice include elbows, knees, and tanto blade.

I didn't hide the bodies. Left them out with the garbage, but there's a strike on, so they haven't been discovered yet...


Oh, I would love an Ozone Cluedo!

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Tao
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 06-13-2005 15:02

Well there was the little incident of Tao with the nunchakus in a china shop but I thought we were keeping that quiet.
In for life
Free speech? Speech is guilty

::tao:::: ::cell::

hyperbole
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Madison, Indiana, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 06-13-2005 17:37

Compliments.

.



-- not necessarily stoned... just beautiful.

Iron Wallaby
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: USA
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 06-13-2005 20:55

You have much to learn, young grasshopper. You must put aside your weapons of steel and use your flesh.

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krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Right-dead center
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 06-13-2005 22:17

Buttery nipples

:::11oh1:::

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 06-13-2005 22:36

Used to carry a tanto across the back of my belt. Almost got into a fight and decided not to carry it anymore. Just carried it for regular cutting and getting into a fight with it one me was trouble I didn't need. Now I just carry a little Swiss army knife on occassion.

In the house, I have a wooden sword that I call Beatin' Stick.
You should see the kids scatter when I grab it.

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 06-13-2005 23:40
quote:
In the house, I have a wooden sword that I call Beatin' Stick.
You should see the kids scatter when I grab it.



Sounds like my maw! Only she used those Hot Wheel tracks...Ouch!!!

Man, those things left a welt...

RammStein
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: cEll 513, west wing of the ninth plain
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 06-13-2005 23:41

wit with a smile is my weapon of choice .. though the power of the darkside wouldn't heart either .. just the thought of lighting bolts flashing from my hands at a moments notice just looks so cool .. lmao

peace


.::. cEll .::. 513

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 06-14-2005 02:37

My friend used to get the Hot Wheels tracks. Not as bad as my uncle who got a wire hanger - I've never seen anyone run so fast from an old lady.

Haven't had to use the Beatin' Stick.
Just being menacing with it is enough.
Thankfully.

I don't ever want to be on meds again.
Or hurt anybody again like that.

Ensellitis
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Kansas City, MO , USA
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 06-14-2005 03:07

Ford F150 in your living room... And what did I do with the bodies? I hope you all enjoyed those hamburgers. Muh Ha ha ha!

Emperor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 06-14-2005 05:11

It was The Emperor in the swimming pool (in the bricked off North Wing) with a horny giant squid.

Or was that an entirely different film? I forget.

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Emps

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if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 06-14-2005 11:58

Emps: You're thinking of the classic Slippery When Wet, one of my personal favorites. I know you've done so many of them that it's hard to keep track sometimes, but that's what I'm here for.



In other news, there will be a screening of the aforementioned film in the shock therapy lab this weekend. Admission will be three black pills, or one of those ribbed pink ones (unused only).

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docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 06-14-2005 13:01

With a little creativity, you can use almost anything as a weapon form an ashtray to your car keys. On a more traditional note, I've always been partial to edged weapons, or the always reliable bo.
Not to say that a minigun isn`t handy now and then...



You're supposed to hide the bodies ? Well, in that case, a tree mulcher or a lime pit work fairly well. Or...so I've heard...

RammStein
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: cEll 513, west wing of the ninth plain
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 06-14-2005 17:29

and where would I hide the bodies .. hmmmm .. easy .. two words .. corn field


.::. cEll .::. 513

Emperor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 06-14-2005 20:02
quote:

Suho1004 said:

Emps: You're thinking of the classic Slippery When Wet,
one of my personal favorites. I know you've done so many of them that
it's hard to keep track sometimes, but that's what I'm here for.



I've checked and you are nearly right - it was Moist 4: Who stood on my tentacles? (more of a sex comedy than the earlier efforts). My personal favourite is Moist 2: Squids In!! as we'd learned from the mistakes in the SWW series and had somehow avoided prosecution from those unfortunate accidents during the shooting of Moist 1: Calamareeeeeee - luckily they never did find the bodies and we made massive savings in on set catering in the next film too

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Emps

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if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

RhyssaFireheart
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Out on the Sea of Madness...
Insane since: Dec 2003

posted posted 06-14-2005 20:51

MmMmmMmm... seafood. What was that sauce you used for the entrees?

It was the art studio with the airbrush hose. Who knew you could make someone .. "swallow" .. that much line. And the chug of the compressor drowned out any possible noises. Not that he was awake mind you; metal easels are good for -something- after all.

Master Suho, I have some pretty rainbow colored pills that someone slipped into my pillbox. Can I trade those for movie admission instead? I'm running low on my black pills and I need all I can get. Otherwise, I'm afraid you might need to restrain me securely for the show....

On second thought, I believe I have some back pills for you right here, sir...

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coeur de feu
Qui sème le vent récolte la tempête!

Emperor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 06-14-2005 20:55
quote:

RhyssaFireheart said:

MmMmmMmm... seafood. What was that sauce you used for the entrees?



Just a little something I tossed together - I like to call it Emperor's Own Brand.

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Emps

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if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

RhyssaFireheart
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Out on the Sea of Madness...
Insane since: Dec 2003

posted posted 06-14-2005 21:01

Well, sir, it was quite delicious! I'd suggest you look into marketing the recipe, but who knows if you'd have an adequate supply of ingredients. And if you do, I'm not sure I want to know that either.

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coeur de feu
Qui sème le vent récolte la tempête!

White Hawk
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: zero divided.
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 06-14-2005 23:04

I can't quite tell what's on- or off-topic here, so I thought it might be okay to post this link - I found the idea of a steam-powered gun quite interesting. It seems that the idea was around a long time before it popped into my head.

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Emperor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 06-15-2005 02:16
quote:

White Hawk said:

I can't quite tell what's on- or off-topic here



Theres a topic?

quote:

RhyssaFireheart said:

Well, sir, it was quite delicious! I'd suggest you look into
marketing the recipe, but who knows if you'd have an adequate supply of
ingredients. And if you do, I'm not sure I want to know that either.



I think it'd be best to keep it as a speciality item - like caviar.

I'm kicking myself for wasting so much of it over the years - casting it on stony ground and the like

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Also don't forget to catch this film in which I make a brief appearance:

http://www.venturadistribution.com/new_releases/serve/9810/The+Calamari+Wrestler
http://mediax.muchosucko.com/movies/512_ika_xl.mov

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Emps

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if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

(Edited by Emperor on 06-15-2005 02:25)

White Hawk
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: zero divided.
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 06-15-2005 02:38
quote:
Theres a topic?



I have no idea - why ask me?

As there's no topic - here's a colourblind driver who's weapon of choice is his car. His defence must have been stupidity, and we can all see what happened to the body...

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(Edited by White Hawk on 06-15-2005 02:39)

DmS
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Sthlm, Sweden
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 06-15-2005 09:50

"The calamari wrestler" ??!?!??!?!?

but... how.... why.... eeek.
Who in their right mind would fund a script like that?

Really... it's just unbelievable!

/D

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