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Dating...

WHITE WOMEN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
ARAB WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.

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Elias

I do find this rather offensive (racist & sexist) in nature.
It's definatly not PC... oh well, what fun is...

Is this appropriate for a place like this?

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Tyberius Prime said:

Is this appropriate for a place like this?

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Nope.

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I didn't get offended: there's nothing about swiss people

which reminds me: Must prepare bulletin to inmates re 'rethorical questions' ;-)

Thank God there wasn't anything about Swedish people, then I'd be really offended.

(Although it was funny...)

v__v stupid culture.

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it tooks about "arabs" and i'm not offended :P

It doesn't have to do w/ races...just how one is brough and how one thinks...you mind find indians with europian mentality :P

but...sorry if you got offended...that was meant as a joke...

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it's far too silly to be offensive. we've certainly covered far more offensive/controversial issues than this bit of fluff.

My ex-girlfriend is of direct Irish decent. Except for getting blind drunk, it's true.

What's weird is that she didn't grow up around 'real' Irish people, but gets an Irish accent when she gets emotional.
Never would have thought that an accent could be genetic.

I am being nagged, erm, I mean persuaded mercilessly, by a couple of real Irish girls here, who want to say to lallous "In your dreams", and "what's with the Bernard Manning gutter humour. I, of course, as you can imagine, am in total aggrement with them.

::tao:::: ::cell::

Especially since two women on your back can probably make you be in total agreement with them on anything. Just like me, with my sisters and the 'all men are bastards' issue.


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Now all you have to do Tao is get them drunk!

Jason

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Nemesis said:

Now all you have to do Tao is get them drunk!

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Umm... considering that the first possibility that springs to mind for me is that he is somehow related to them by ties of blood...


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What's all this nonsense? The only offensive thing there is the suggestion that white women are boring in bed!

Silly, but chuckle-worthy.

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but...sorry if you got offended...that was meant as a joke...

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It's not offensive, as in racism etc. I just think it's stupid.

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Spot on Skaarjj, we're talking family here I'm not a big drinker myself so I'm regarded as something of a lightweight in the old gargling stakes.
As far as the humour yup thar ^ goes, it belongs to the talentless tabloid mindset that plagues the media, and our lives if we let it
Offended? nah, I feel confident that all our resident inmates can recognise it for what it is, giggle or no.
It's just that I'm the kind of Tao fella who sometimes feels compelled to question things. This has proven to be a real drawback at times as I'm sure you can imagine but with the right medication, as part of my treatment here, I have it "under control" and would normally just click on the next tabbed subject with perhaps just the faintest of sighs.
This time however, I had no choice

::tao:::: ::cell::

I missed my lunchtime dose, Tao, so, ummm...

*hands Tao a little black pill*

...you can have it. Go on.

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*Lashes pill down throat*
Cheers White Hawk, I also seem to have had a little slimie attack in my last post too.
[wanders_off_muttering]...and what's the deal with bloody weather presenters, apologising for the rain, apologising as if they had anything to do with it...[/wanders_off_muttering]

Those were really funny...
I don't think it's supposed to offend somebody at all.

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Try to get a irish girl drunk???
this will end in one of these three ways:

a) she slaps you
b) she is is probably sober when you are already hugging the toillet
c) she has some big brothers / friends who take care about you (don't expect them to be nice)



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(Edited by Rinswind 2th on 06-19-2005 18:28)

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Skaarjj said:

Umm... considering that the first possibility that springs to mind for
me is that he is somehow related to them by ties of blood...

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Oh yeah right, Irish, not trailer park American....

The family possibility never even crossed my mind.... so I'll take that back. Don't get them drunk Tao!

Jason

Rinswind - I suggest you go for a holiday down the SW coast of Eire. Your experiences may contend your assertions!

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