Topic awaiting preservation: "Never shake the bucket of nuts before you're tied to the yak rope" (Page 1 of 1)

Yak skiing!!!:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/4644933.stm

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"If you forget yourself in the excitement and shake the bucket too soon, you'll be flattened by two hairy tons of behemoth,"

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Been there done that!!

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if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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"If you forget yourself in the excitement and shake the bucket too soon, you'll be flattened by two hairy tons of behemoth,"

Been there done that!!

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Emps has been in a threesome!

I used to think that we Americans were the kings of bizarre and dangerous thrill seaking. Nice to be wrong on that point.

(Edited by warjournal on 07-04-2005 19:09)

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warjournal said:
Emps has been in a threesome!

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Well, not to say that Emps has never been in a threesome (that's a story for another day), but I'd like to point out that the "two tons of fairy behemoth" mentioned here refers to only one creature. Let's just say that Emps is into very large, hairy women.



Honestly, though, I could see myself yak skiing. If I were drunk. And stoned. And being held at gunpoint.

Wouldn't it just be easier to use a bungee cord?

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"two tons of fairy behemoth"

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hmm....quite the freudian slip, eh?

^_^ what he said

Later,

C:\

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Suho1004 said:

Honestly, though, I could see myself yak skiing. If I were drunk. And stoned. And being held at gunpoint.

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You sure know lots of clever ways to make a fun activity great don't you!!!

You'll be suggesting doing it in a dress next.

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Emps

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if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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"two tons of fairy behemoth"

hmm....quite the freudian slip, eh?

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Quite.

(Although the real explanation is not nearly as titillating and possibly more embarassing. I don't know why, but since I stopped speaking English regularly, I have had a tendency of confusing similar sounding words (like "of hairy" and "of fairy," for example). This happens enough to be annoying, but I usually catch it. You would think that if my brain is not accessing my spoken language memories that I wouldn't confuse words based on sound. Or maybe it's because I don't access those memories that I get confused. I don't know enough about the psychology of language to venture an expalanation.)

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You sure know lots of clever ways to make a fun activity great don't you!!!

You'll be suggesting doing it in a dress next.

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Hmm... well, if I were drunk and stoned, a dress wouldn't be that much a stretch. Admit it, though: you're just trying to start a pantless yak skiing club, right?

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Suho1004 said:

Hmm... well, if I were drunk and stoned, a dress wouldn't be that much
a stretch. Admit it, though: you're just trying to start a pantless yak
skiing club, right?

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Oooooooo now you mention it just imagine the whistle of icy air around your most private parts as an angry/hungry yak runs down a hill in your general direction!!!

Intense!!!

To the max!!!

Dude.

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Emps

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if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

just remember not to shake your nuts until you're tied to the yak....

Dude indeed.

Of course, everything will be all fun and games until some poor soul misunderstands the instructions and accidentally ties the yak rope to his nuts.

Ouch.

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ties the yak rope to his nuts.

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That...hurts, just thinking about it!

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Suho1004 said:

Dude indeed.
Of course, everything will be all fun and games until some poor soul
misunderstands the instructions and accidentally ties the yak rope to his
nuts.

Ouch.

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I was thinking the same thing... but then again, I think it might be a god send if anyone would be that stupid to do something like that.