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Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 09-16-2005 20:30

It's just too risky!

PAINFUL TACKLE FOR PLAYER

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zavaboy
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: f(x)
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted posted 09-16-2005 20:59

... And that is why I don't play sports.

Danaan
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: Here, there and everywhere
Insane since: May 2005

posted posted 09-16-2005 21:04

Nasty...

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 09-17-2005 00:29

Uhhhh...don't they know about certain types of protective gear? I mean, they wear shinguards - why not jock protection?!

Makes no sense to me. When I was playing football, I always wore one, and believe me, it saved me from many a nasty injury.

Man, that must of hurt.

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 09-17-2005 01:54
quote:
Amazingly, after the painful incident Yankow returned to the pitch and played on.





Oh, I don't think so!

I don't care how well you patch it up....no way you're getting me back on the field after that

JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: raht cheah
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 09-17-2005 07:45

and he scored

and then he didn't, for a while

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 09-17-2005 08:41

Joke #1:

quote:
And the German went on to score in his side's 2-0 win over Frankfurt.


I'd be worried less about Frankfurt and more about the Frankfurter.

Joke #2:

quote:
Chavdar Yankow, 21, sustained a three-inch gash ...


Yikes, so that's, what, completely in half, right?

Right?

Guys?

NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 09-17-2005 10:41

Girly man.



Wes: I presume you're talking width.

(Edited by NoJive on 09-17-2005 10:43)

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 09-17-2005 15:04

and that story made every man that read it gringe.

Later,

C:\

LaSun
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: deep inside my head
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 09-18-2005 01:19

...and then there's rugby ...

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 09-18-2005 01:42

So, if I am understanding this correctly, combine the two, and one has shit-kickers, right?

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