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A bit of levity... =)



1. Life is sexually transmitted.

2. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

3. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use

the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

4. Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you

still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying

of nothing.

6. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to

criticism.

7. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a

substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

8. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is

weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

9. We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the

millions and millions of cows in North America but we haven't got a

clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are

located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of

immigration.

Thanks, NoJive... you just made my afternoon!

Very nice, NoJive, very nice

I particularly like #5.

Oh and the answer to #7 is democrats!!! Oops, didn't mean to politicize and otherwise jocular thread. LOL!!!

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Hehe...that was good!

I love # 9!!

heh

::tao:::: ::cell::

Nice, and #3 is so true...

"For reason is a property of God's...moreover, there is nothing He does not wish to be investigated and understood by reason." ~Tertullian de paenitentia Carthaginian Historian 2nd century AD

I'll get you for that one Gid....

"God may have mad the world, but it's held together by duct tape"-quote found on internet