Topic awaiting preservation: Cow escapes slaughter (Page 1 of 1)

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/US/01/12/escaped.cow.reut/

Hmmmm makes you think about Reincarnation

~Sig coming soon~

I'm seeing a distant future, to the tune of "Planet of the Cows." It all starts with one defient cow... then BAM! People cages.

Houdini has returned!!



WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

*wanders through, whistling "Cows With Guns"*


Justice 4 Pat Richard

http://www.cowswithguns.com/cowmovie.html

(Edited by NoJive on 01-16-2006 15:06)

Slow news day?

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov
US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)

Thats nothing - have a read of this:

Mysterious cow devours woman

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This story is about a woman, who worked as a road sweeper along that road, but died while performing her legitimate duty.

Eyewitness account has it that the middle-aged woman was sweeping when a strange cow suddenly emerged from nowhere and strangled the woman to death.

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The strange thing now is that after the cow had accomplished the havoc, it mysteriously disappeared the way it came since no one could trace it after thoroughly searching the area.

Speculations are that, the debtor may have diabolically sent the cow to devour his creditor as he had earlier promised not to leave her unpunished.

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Link

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if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Emps, I'm SURE this is a veeeery silly question but; how did you happen to be reading the Nigerian Tide

[sense] Organisation is anathema to organisations [/sense]

here's more Molly news from the Great Falls Tribune:

Tale of Molly B.'s journey to fame comes with a twist

Where now, black cow?

Runaway cow, Molly B., may be pregnant

i'm sure the tabloids will have better stuff soon.

I'm just waiting for "Inspired by Molly, hamburger sales soar.".

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lan said:

Emps, I'm SURE this is a veeeery silly question but; how did you happen to be reading the Nigerian Tide

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I have a regular subscription - I always find it handy to know what it is happening in Nigeria.

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Emps

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if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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"I've been around cattle all my life, and it's just totally amazing," Morris said ... "I watched her do things that are just not possible for a cow."

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He ain't kidding! That heifer can hop on one leg! I say get that moo-moo in the circus!



(Edited by Wes on 01-18-2006 23:50)