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Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Under the Bridge
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 01-16-2006 08:42

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/US/01/12/escaped.cow.reut/

Hmmmm makes you think about Reincarnation

~Sig coming soon~

MiNiature
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: next to the tree
Insane since: May 2003

posted posted 01-16-2006 08:47

I'm seeing a distant future, to the tune of "Planet of the Cows." It all starts with one defient cow... then BAM! People cages.

WebShaman
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 01-16-2006 12:08

Houdini has returned!!



WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 01-16-2006 14:17

*wanders through, whistling "Cows With Guns"*


Justice 4 Pat Richard

NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 01-16-2006 15:02

http://www.cowswithguns.com/cowmovie.html

(Edited by NoJive on 01-16-2006 15:06)

Diogenes
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Right behind you.
Insane since: May 2005

posted posted 01-16-2006 21:46

Slow news day?

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov
US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)

Emperor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 01-16-2006 22:48

Thats nothing - have a read of this:

Mysterious cow devours woman

quote:
This story is about a woman, who worked as a road sweeper along that road, but died while performing her legitimate duty.

Eyewitness account has it that the middle-aged woman was sweeping when a strange cow suddenly emerged from nowhere and strangled the woman to death.

.......

The strange thing now is that after the cow had accomplished the havoc, it mysteriously disappeared the way it came since no one could trace it after thoroughly searching the area.

Speculations are that, the debtor may have diabolically sent the cow to devour his creditor as he had earlier promised not to leave her unpunished.



Link

Non-IE Warning - page doesn't work well with FF

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Emps

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if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

lan
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Darwin, NT, Australia
Insane since: Dec 2003

posted posted 01-17-2006 00:22

Emps, I'm SURE this is a veeeery silly question but; how did you happen to be reading the Nigerian Tide

[sense] Organisation is anathema to organisations [/sense]

Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted posted 01-17-2006 03:15

here's more Molly news from the Great Falls Tribune:

Tale of Molly B.'s journey to fame comes with a twist

Where now, black cow?

Runaway cow, Molly B., may be pregnant

i'm sure the tabloids will have better stuff soon.

reisio
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Florida
Insane since: Mar 2005

posted posted 01-17-2006 16:38

I'm just waiting for "Inspired by Molly, hamburger sales soar.".

Emperor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 01-18-2006 14:58
quote:

lan said:

Emps, I'm SURE this is a veeeery silly question but; how did you happen to be reading the Nigerian Tide



I have a regular subscription - I always find it handy to know what it is happening in Nigeria.

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Emps

The Emperor dot org | Revenant: The Zombie Magazine | Wonders | Justice for Pat Richard | FAQs: Emperor | Site Reviews | Reception Room

if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 01-18-2006 23:49
quote:
"I've been around cattle all my life, and it's just totally amazing," Morris said ... "I watched her do things that are just not possible for a cow."



He ain't kidding! That heifer can hop on one leg! I say get that moo-moo in the circus!



(Edited by Wes on 01-18-2006 23:50)

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