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~World Cup~ I'm So Excited ~ Here's a taster

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Your Text: Insert Slimies » Insert UBB Code » Close Last Tag \| All Tags UBB Help	Foot Ball as in" Pig Skin" or Foot Ball as in "Soccer" (NVM... "Soccer") In 2007 ill Be Very twitchy.. But for a different reason... And now for some Jokes to Help with your Anticipation (Just don?t do what that one rugby fan did? with his sack of... Twich?Moving on) Q: What do you get if you see a Leeds United fan buried up to his neck in sand? A: More sand. Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Man Utd striker Diego Forlan? A: Clinton can score. Q: Name three football clubs that contain swear words? A: Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F***g Man Utd. Q: How many Evertonians does it take to change a light bulb? A: As many as you like, but they'll never see the light. Q: What's the difference between a Liverpool fan and a broken clock? A: Even a broken clock is right twice a day! A Bloke walks into a bric-a-brac shop and sees an ornamental brass rat, the sort of thing women of a certain age love to put on the mantlepiece. He thinks "that'll be perfect for his Mother's birthday", so he asks the shopkeeper how much it is. "£25 for the rat, £100 for the story", replies the man. "Forget the story" says the bloke, and so buys the rat for 25 quid. He walks off down the road, but has not gone 30 yards when a rat comes up from the gutter and starts to follow him. Soon more arrive, and in a few minutes the whole street is a sea of rats, all following the bloke, who keeps walking until he comes to a cliff. He throws the brass rat over, and millions of rats follow, one after each other, plunging to certain death. The bloke them runs back to shop..... "Aaaah", says the shop keeper, "you'll be back for the story" "Screw the story - do you have a brass man utd fan?" :cool: [sigrotate]----------------------------------------------------------------- Out of Insanity comes brilliance(Or was it the other way around?)\|__________________________________________ Some people say im mean, but I actually have the heart of a sweet, little girl...In a jar... on my desk...\|================================ I don't Suffer From Insanity .... I enjoy every moment\|+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ There Is A Fine Line Between Genius and Insanity... I Have Erased this line\| -----------___________---------__________------ "There is no surer sign of insanity than trying the same thing repeatedly expecting different results." -Albert Einstein \|**@**** "Some people think Inside the Box... Some people think Outside the Box... But I Prefer.. to think out of my Mind" -INSANEdrive\|[/sigrotate] Loading...
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