Topic: Your Mama (Page 1 of 1)

Who wants to go one on one

Here goes:-

Suho:- your mama is so big she uses the Equator is her belt

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Gee binary, I'm touched. But I'm afraid I have nothing but good things to say about your mom. I mean, it must have been a shock when you came out of the closet as a flamingly gay young man--especially considering your adamant anti-homosexual stance--yet she still showers you with love and affection. How can I not admire a woman like that?

So while I would love to engage in a friendly exchange of jabs, I am afraid I must decline. I have too much respect for your mother. Good one about the Equator, though.




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Damnnn...watches the chicken take off that was wise Suho coz i was ready to slaughter u alive

by the way the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity

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(Edited by binary on 08-23-2006 11:53)

haha mum jokes! yay! nice one about the equator!

*binarys mum looks over Marumans shoulder* "enough of the internet, mama needs some more lovin"

haha *runs off to do rude and naughty things to binarys mum*

Maruman's mom is so nasty she has to pour ice water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

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I love this one from Buddy Love:

Alright, you wanna do fat jokes? Alright! Your mum is so fat that after sex, I roll over twice, and I'm still on the bitch!

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Damnnn...watches the chicken take off that was wise Suho coz i was ready to slaughter u alive

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Believe me, binary, I am wiping my brow with relief after that close call. The thought of having to face your razor-sharp wit had me sweating bullets.

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Believe me, binary, I am wiping my brow with relief after that close call. The thought of having to face your razor-sharp wit had me sweating bullets.

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You could smear him with Nutella and then leave him tied up on an ants nest, Suho...

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- Sophocles

Kret's mum is so hair it looks like she's got a hippy in a headlock

eugh...
Degenerates.

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WebShaman said:

You could smear him with Nutella and then leave him tied up on an ants nest, Suho...

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What a horrible thing to do to good Nutella, WS. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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I was actually thinking the same thing. Now we might get away with a cheap Nutella knock-off, but I think old-fashioned honey would be the best tool for the job here.

Better than Nutella, VEGIMITE!! thats the real stuff

I LOVE Vegimite!!!

Ok, that settles it!

We coat him in Vegimite first, and then leave him tied up on an ant hill...

Besides, Nutella is the tool of the Devil

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

Your a man of my own heart webshaman, Nutella is indeed the tool of the devil

Btw your mama is so fat she is one of those new planets that kicked pluto out.

Yo mama wears army boots! And she needs a shave!



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- Sophocles

Yo mamma so fat when she fell over and cut her leg, gravy gushed out like niagra falls!

Your Momma is just like Adelphia..... I haven't paid the bitch in 6 months.

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Your Mom`s so fat when she jumps up in the air, her butt gets stuck.

hard to imagine something like that docile ..

ahh..i can't believe that i actually missed this asylum.

yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house

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Yo Momma is so nasty her koochie puts out more cheese than the state of Wisconsin!

or, or....

Yo Momma is so nasty her koochie smells like Yo Daddy's ass!

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(Edited by loj58 on 08-28-2006 16:20)

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Yo Momma is so nasty her koochie puts out more cheese than the state of Wisconsin!

or, or....

Yo Momma is so nasty her koochie smells like Yo Daddy's ass!

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(Edited by loj58 on 08-28-2006 16:20)

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That wisconsin one is great.

Yo momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach everyone starts screaming "FREE WILLY"!


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Your Momma is so fat, the cottage cheese on her butt has real cottages.

haha good one docilebob! gross but funny

Whats the difference between Yo Momma and a pretzel?....

A pretzel never had my nuts on its chin!

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Clown: Your mama must be the horse's ass then.
Me: Fuck you clown

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