binary
Paranoid (IV) InmateFrom: Under the Bridge Insane since: Nov 2002
posted 08-23-2006 08:48
Who wants to go one on one
Here goes:-
Suho:- your mama is so big she uses the Equator is her belt
~Sig coming soon~
Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad LibrarianFrom: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002
posted 08-23-2006 10:54
Gee binary, I'm touched. But I'm afraid I have nothing but good things to say about your mom. I mean, it must have been a shock when you came out of the closet as a flamingly gay young man--especially considering your adamant anti-homosexual stance--yet she still showers you with love and affection. How can I not admire a woman like that?
So while I would love to engage in a friendly exchange of jabs, I am afraid I must decline. I have too much respect for your mother. Good one about the Equator, though.
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binary
Paranoid (IV) InmateFrom: Under the Bridge Insane since: Nov 2002
posted 08-23-2006 11:47
Damnnn...watches the chicken take off that was wise Suho coz i was ready to slaughter u alive
by the way the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity
~Sig coming soon~
(Edited by binary on 08-23-2006 11:53)
Maruman
Paranoid (IV) InmateFrom: under your bed Insane since: Oct 2000
posted 08-23-2006 13:52
haha mum jokes! yay! nice one about the equator!
*binarys mum looks over Marumans shoulder* "enough of the internet, mama needs some more lovin"
haha *runs off to do rude and naughty things to binarys mum*
krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad ScientistFrom: Right-dead center Insane since: Nov 2002
posted 08-24-2006 00:53
Maruman's mom is so nasty she has to pour ice water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
:::11oh1 :::
SleepingWolf
Bipolar (III) InmateFrom: Insane since: Jul 2006
posted 08-24-2006 03:39
I love this one from Buddy Love:
Alright, you wanna do fat jokes? Alright! Your mum is so fat that after sex, I roll over twice, and I'm still on the bitch!
Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad LibrarianFrom: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002
posted 08-24-2006 06:06
quote:
binary said:
Damnnn...watches the chicken take off that was wise Suho coz i was ready to slaughter u alive
Believe me, binary, I am wiping my brow with relief after that close call. The thought of having to face your razor-sharp wit had me sweating bullets.
WebShaman
Lunatic (VI) Mad ScientistFrom: Happy Hunting Grounds... Insane since: Mar 2001
posted 08-24-2006 06:27
quote: Believe me, binary, I am wiping my brow with relief after that close call. The thought of having to face your razor-sharp wit had me sweating bullets.
You could smear him with Nutella and then leave him tied up on an ants nest, Suho...
WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles
Maruman
Paranoid (IV) InmateFrom: under your bed Insane since: Oct 2000
posted 08-25-2006 00:23
Kret's mum is so hair it looks like she's got a hippy in a headlock
UnknownComic
Maniac (V) InmateFrom: 2 steps away from a los angeles curb Insane since: Nov 2003
posted 08-25-2006 03:22
eugh...
Degenerates.
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RhyssaFireheart
Paranoid (IV) InmateFrom: Out on the Sea of Madness... Insane since: Dec 2003
posted 08-25-2006 06:36
quote:
WebShaman said:
You could smear him with Nutella and then leave him tied up on an ants nest, Suho...
What a horrible thing to do to good Nutella, WS. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad LibrarianFrom: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002
posted 08-25-2006 09:52
I was actually thinking the same thing. Now we might get away with a cheap Nutella knock-off, but I think old-fashioned honey would be the best tool for the job here.
Maruman
Paranoid (IV) InmateFrom: under your bed Insane since: Oct 2000
posted 08-25-2006 10:03
Better than Nutella, VEGIMITE!! thats the real stuff
WebShaman
Lunatic (VI) Mad ScientistFrom: Happy Hunting Grounds... Insane since: Mar 2001
posted 08-26-2006 00:37
I LOVE Vegimite!!!
Ok, that settles it!
We coat him in Vegimite first, and then leave him tied up on an ant hill...
Besides, Nutella is the tool of the Devil
WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles
Maruman
Paranoid (IV) InmateFrom: under your bed Insane since: Oct 2000
posted 08-26-2006 09:35
Your a man of my own heart webshaman, Nutella is indeed the tool of the devil
Btw your mama is so fat she is one of those new planets that kicked pluto out.
WebShaman
Lunatic (VI) Mad ScientistFrom: Happy Hunting Grounds... Insane since: Mar 2001
posted 08-26-2006 18:31
Yo mama wears army boots! And she needs a shave!
WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles
Maruman
Paranoid (IV) InmateFrom: under your bed Insane since: Oct 2000
posted 08-27-2006 01:22
Yo mamma so fat when she fell over and cut her leg, gravy gushed out like niagra falls!
loj58
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) InmateFrom: I'm over here, now Insane since: Jul 2006
posted 08-27-2006 02:31
Your Momma is just like Adelphia..... I haven't paid the bitch in 6 months.
Flashy signature here...
docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad ScientistFrom: buttcrack of the midwest Insane since: Oct 2000
posted 08-28-2006 09:15
Your Mom`s so fat when she jumps up in the air, her butt gets stuck.
CLyNn
Paranoid (IV) InmateFrom: out of no where Insane since: Jan 2001
posted 08-28-2006 10:22
hard to imagine something like that docile ..
ahh..i can't believe that i actually missed this asylum.
SleepingWolf
Bipolar (III) InmateFrom: Insane since: Jul 2006
posted 08-28-2006 13:38
yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house
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loj58
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) InmateFrom: I'm over here, now Insane since: Jul 2006
posted 08-28-2006 16:14
Yo Momma is so nasty her koochie puts out more cheese than the state of Wisconsin!
or, or....
Yo Momma is so nasty her koochie smells like Yo Daddy's ass!
Flashy signature here...
(Edited by loj58 on 08-28-2006 16:20)
Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) InmateFrom: Minnesota Insane since: Jan 2001
posted 09-06-2006 06:53
quote:
loj58 said:
Yo Momma is so nasty her koochie puts out more cheese than the state of Wisconsin!
or, or....
Yo Momma is so nasty her koochie smells like Yo Daddy's ass!
Flashy signature here...
(Edited by loj58 on 08-28-2006 16:20)
That wisconsin one is great.
Yo momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach everyone starts screaming "FREE WILLY"!
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docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad ScientistFrom: buttcrack of the midwest Insane since: Oct 2000
posted 09-07-2006 11:33
Your Momma is so fat, the cottage cheese on her butt has real cottages.
Maruman
Paranoid (IV) InmateFrom: under your bed Insane since: Oct 2000
posted 09-07-2006 13:13
haha good one docilebob! gross but funny
loj58
Nervous Wreck (II) InmateFrom: I'm over here, now Insane since: Jul 2006
posted 09-08-2006 01:36
Whats the difference between Yo Momma and a pretzel?....
A pretzel never had my nuts on its chin!
Flashy signature here...
SleepingWolf
Paranoid (IV) InmateFrom: Insane since: Jul 2006
posted 09-08-2006 02:01
Clown: Your mama must be the horse's ass then.
Me: Fuck you clown
~ Luxury is the wolf at the door and its fangs are the vanities and conceits germinated by success. When an artist learns this, he knows where the danger is. ~
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trib
Paranoid (IV) InmateFrom: Den Haag, Netherlands Insane since: Sep 2002
posted 09-13-2006 10:17
It's a little known fact that, when he became famous in the USA, Chinese-born concert cellist Yo
Ma Ma decided to change his name to Yo Yo Ma in order to avoid embarassing introductions.
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