Topic: Umm ... I, uh .... Yeah.

http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/

Oh my teapot!

Talk about creating a momentum a.ka. brainwashing the youth.

Dude, if you're going to go literal with all of the other pieces of armor, you have to give them a sword of the spirit! A Bible is just not going to cut it. Literally.


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Side note: when I play worms (world party) lately, I use a team called JesUSarmy, composed of Jesus, Judas, the apostles, and more.

There's nothing like throwing a Holy Grenade in the name of God really...

Ooh, yeah, I completely forgot about the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch... that would require an upgrade from the Armor of God to the Kevlar Body Armor of the Holy Spirit.

whenever I think that there can't be any sicker stuff in the world wide web.....Wes comes up with something like this

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Suho1004 said:

Dude, if you're going to go literal with all of the other pieces of armor, you have to give them a sword of the spirit! A Bible is just not going to cut it. Literally.

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Oh no, the scripture is quite specific: the sword of the spirit is the word of god!

No sword for you!



(oh, and uh...........wow. I mean.......wow.)

Well, I want some!

Now!

Gettin' me some Faith Pee-Jammies!

I hope they protect me from Jade...



WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

until the addition of a chastity lock you won't be protected from all predators

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DL-44 said:
Oh no, the scripture is quite specific: the sword of the spirit is the word of god! No sword for you!

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I knew someone was going to bring that up. I still say we need a sword. You just know the kids are going to be bashing each other over the head with those Bibles--a soft pillow sword is a much better choice.

And for those who find the Scriptures somewhat outdated, I give you: The armor of God for the modern soldier

Stand firm then, with the utility belt of truth fastened around your waist, with the Kevlar body armor of righteousness (not government issue) in place, and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace (not to mention the speed that comes from being shot at). In addition to all this, take up the combat shield of faith, with which you can guard against all the improvised explosive devices of the evil one(s). Take the Kevlar helmet of salvation and the M-16 of the Spirit, which is the word of God (and that word is "Fire at will!").

(Edited by Suho1004 on 09-12-2006 01:49)

I like that "armor of God for the modern soldier." It made me giggle.

And honestly, what is an armor of God without the only offensive weapon, the sword? You pretty much telling the boy that he is a sissy and couldn't handle one.

"For reason is a property of God's...moreover, there is nothing He does not wish to be investigated and understood by reason." ~Tertullian de paenitentia Carthaginian Historian 2nd century AD

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Gideon said:

what is an armor of God without the only offensive weapon, the sword? You pretty much telling the boy that he is a sissy and couldn't handle one.

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Well I hate to go off topic but idn't Eric from Dungeons and Dragons only have a shield? What kind of knight only has a shield! Or was he a paladin?

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I hope they protect me from Jade...

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You don't need protection from me...I would never harm you....but you may need protection from this cult. I see they are growing richer and larger.

http://cbs4.com/topstories/local_story_254163721.html

*throws the faith Pee-Jammies away*

They didn't work!

It's a bunch of cockamani poppycock!

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

This site has me envisioning some southern bible belt early 30-something big blond haired buffoon, talking to her cookie party friends/ christian wives, asking when the next tupperware party is and this buffoon gets this gliimer of hope in her eye and starts thinking about some small drivel of a biblical passge and thinks outload about how cute and wonderful it would be to create this PJ armor of god.

Then again maybe it was Satan.