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Okay, okay, a compromise. If he's not a dragon but also didn't ascend into heaven (given the presence of his bones here on earth, don't you know) we all agree to stop worshipping him, but will clone him for awesome wrestling fights. If he is a dragon, we still clone him for wrestling matches, but we must then all agree to worship him, but not in the pussy guilty way that people do presently. We'll steal many of our ideas from those fabulous southern black Baptist churches with the gospel singing. Also some from Medieval Europe, where we start a plague and then disenfranchise our new faith because a good god would never do bad things, but then we'd get a bigger flock because omfg our god is a fucking dragon. a dragon, man. A wrestling goddamn dragon. I shouldn't drink so much coffee. -[url=http://www.brokenhattrick.com]steve[/url]
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