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argo navis
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2007

IP logged posted posted 10-12-2007 11:05 Edit Quote

Hello all.

I have a "little secret" and I know some people know it.
I don't want it unveiled yet, it spoils the point of itself essentially - which is avoiding biases.

I'd like those in the know to raise their hand, will help me prevent useless or uncomfortable situations as the experiment continues.

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: San Antonio
Insane since: Jul 2002

IP logged posted posted 10-12-2007 22:30 Edit Quote

Hmmmmmm............

--

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.

argo navis
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2007

IP logged posted posted 10-13-2007 07:02 Edit Quote

Ok, I have to confess. It's a tough one but...


I don't know if you'll ever forgive me for this but...


It's too important not to say it out loud - I confessed to some Mad Scientist, and the guy being Mad but so wise, he called his Moms,
his cousin Vera, told his guinea pigs, his pastor, wrote a note in his Hello Kitty diary, and apparently mass mailed the world about it.



To the point (oh gosh) :

I really am Alf. From the tv series. No sh**.

Now you understand the weight of it all! Mad sci guy warned some of you because it really is time to watch your cat.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

IP logged posted posted 10-14-2007 10:50 Edit Quote

Man, the stories some people will come up with just to get to the front of the shock therapy line.

Argo: Basement. Now. You are long overdue.


___________________________
Suho: www.liminality.org | Cell 270 | Sig Rotator | the Fellowship of Sup

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

IP logged posted posted 10-15-2007 00:42 Edit Quote

Suho, set that sucker on "extreme high". This one needs a llllloooooonnnnnggggg therapy session.

Later,

C:\

argo navis
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2007

IP logged posted posted 10-15-2007 06:20 Edit Quote

Yes, yyyyyeeeeeeesssss, shock therapy, yay. And more meds. Black. Pills. Me needs the little pills, they make it go away for some time.

White Hawk
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: zero divided.
Insane since: May 2004

IP logged posted posted 10-15-2007 14:09 Edit Quote

I suppose it's a little less hackneyed than claiming to be Napolean.

Blaise
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: London
Insane since: Jun 2003

IP logged posted posted 10-15-2007 17:12 Edit Quote

Man it feels good to be out of Suho's firing line

poi
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Norway
Insane since: Jun 2002

IP logged posted posted 10-15-2007 17:46 Edit Quote

White Hawk: Not to mention that I am Napoleon.

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: San Antonio
Insane since: Jul 2002

IP logged posted posted 10-15-2007 19:00 Edit Quote

This is turning into a real complex thread... ::rimshot:: ... ::crickets:: ...

--

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.

Tyberius Prime
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Germany
Insane since: Sep 2001

IP logged posted posted 10-15-2007 19:48 Edit Quote

I'm Napoleon the eight, I am!

Tao
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Nov 2003

IP logged posted posted 10-15-2007 22:27 Edit Quote

I am Spartacus.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

IP logged posted posted 10-16-2007 05:52 Edit Quote

Boy, talk about a backlog of patients.

Never fear, Blaise, you will never be out of my firing line.

You're still in the running, right after Alf, Napoleon, and Spartacus.

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: San Antonio
Insane since: Jul 2002

IP logged posted posted 10-16-2007 17:36 Edit Quote

I am Spartacus.

argo navis
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2007

IP logged posted posted 10-16-2007 17:50 Edit Quote

I owne the whole of you. I am as sweet as a teddy bear, I keep my temperature in winter, and I have a loooooooong.

Nose you silly.
(cheesy and overly exagerated wink to the nurses).

Napoleon only has a funny hat to him, not to mention Spartacus. Wasn't that the name of a czech car brand?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

IP logged posted posted 10-17-2007 05:21 Edit Quote

This is Sparta!


Justice 4 Pat Richard

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

IP logged posted posted 10-17-2007 09:39 Edit Quote

This may be Sparta, but when you kick someone down that big well, they end up in the shock therapy lab.

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: San Antonio
Insane since: Jul 2002

IP logged posted posted 10-17-2007 14:16 Edit Quote

And here I thought all roads lead to Rome. Apparently we found one that leads to ancient Greece.

argo navis
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2007

IP logged posted posted 10-17-2007 14:39 Edit Quote

I feel sooo 80's with this new trend.
Ok, a change to match the theme for today : I am GEORGE MICHAEL!!!

No, wait. Alf is sexier. Yup, I still am Alf, and I still own you greek bunch. Phear my noooooose!!

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

IP logged posted posted 10-17-2007 23:00 Edit Quote

I'm Max Headroom.

WebShaman
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

IP logged posted posted 10-18-2007 16:31 Edit Quote

I'm me

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: San Antonio
Insane since: Jul 2002

IP logged posted posted 10-18-2007 17:06 Edit Quote

I am the walrus.

WebShaman
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

IP logged posted posted 10-18-2007 23:01 Edit Quote

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob!

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

Tao
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Nov 2003

IP logged posted posted 10-19-2007 00:33 Edit Quote

I am, therefore, I think?

quote:


Lord_Fukutoku said:

I am the walrus


So, that makes me the Eggman.


Those who look for monsters should look to it that
they do not become monsters. For when you gaze
long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

IP logged posted posted 10-19-2007 01:35 Edit Quote

One at a time, people. We don't want to short out the entire Asylum like we did last time.

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: San Antonio
Insane since: Jul 2002

IP logged posted posted 10-19-2007 03:55 Edit Quote

I am he as you are he as you are me as I am I think therefore.

WebShaman
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

IP logged posted posted 10-19-2007 10:30 Edit Quote

Who is on first, Master Suho



WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles


(Edited by WebShaman on 10-20-2007 14:25)

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

IP logged posted posted 10-19-2007 11:44 Edit Quote

No, I'm pretty sure who is second.

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: San Antonio
Insane since: Jul 2002

IP logged posted posted 10-19-2007 16:02 Edit Quote

What's on second.

--

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.

Tyberius Prime
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Germany
Insane since: Sep 2001

IP logged posted posted 10-19-2007 17:05 Edit Quote

I second that motion.

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: San Antonio
Insane since: Jul 2002

IP logged posted posted 10-19-2007 17:25 Edit Quote

You remind me of the man.

--

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.

NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

IP logged posted posted 10-19-2007 19:00 Edit Quote

Polythene Pam.

___________________________________________________________________________
?It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.? Voltaire

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

IP logged posted posted 10-20-2007 10:18 Edit Quote

You remind me of the babe...


Justice 4 Pat Richard

WebShaman
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

IP logged posted posted 10-20-2007 14:26 Edit Quote

Babe I'm leaving...have to be on my way

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: San Antonio
Insane since: Jul 2002

IP logged posted posted 10-20-2007 20:05 Edit Quote

But she came in through the bathroom window.

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

IP logged posted posted 10-21-2007 03:58 Edit Quote

Np, no, no... that's Sam Fisher!


Justice 4 Pat Richard

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 10-21-2007 16:59 Edit Quote

I am Jack`s bile

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 10-21-2007 17:00 Edit Quote

I am Jack`s bile
Koo, Koo, Ka choo

Tao
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Nov 2003

IP logged posted posted 10-21-2007 22:44 Edit Quote

Meanwhile.....
Back at the electro-therapy chamber a queue is forming. Who's first and What's claiming he pushed in, while in's sat on the floor playing with the trout that fell out of someone's trousers.

Are this weeks batch of tablets a little on the dubious side? Are we all sparticusses, spartici, sparticules, sparts sp, sp sp....

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

IP logged posted posted 10-22-2007 05:31 Edit Quote

Hey guys. I've got a new experimental procedure that should help with the backlog. Everyone standing in line hold hands--the tighter the better. Now, let me just hook up argo and we'll be ready to try out the brand new...

Chain Lightning Shock Therapy!



[Edit: Hmm... so it would appear that HTML entities don't work here.]

(Edited by Suho1004 on 10-22-2007 05:32)

Blacknight
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: INFRONT OF MY PC
Insane since: Dec 2001

IP logged posted posted 10-22-2007 10:04 Edit Quote

Hmm my Pill says "Copyright: Pablo Escobar"

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 10-22-2007 11:45 Edit Quote

Cool. I always wanted to be a Conducter.

argo navis
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2007

IP logged posted posted 10-22-2007 14:08 Edit Quote
quote:

Are we all sparticusses, spartici, sparticules, sparts sp, sp sp....



Now, I don't know who that argo guy is, but let me put this straight once again : I am Alf.

On for Suho's new game : Napoleon, gimme your hand (or was it Spartacus? Who's on first? Spartacus or the chicken...)

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: San Antonio
Insane since: Jul 2002

IP logged posted posted 10-24-2007 15:40 Edit Quote

I could have been a contender.

DmS
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Sthlm, Sweden
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 11-09-2007 16:18 Edit Quote

I'm God.




Proof?
As I said my evening prayers the other day, I realized I was talking to myself...

/D

*/ I'm a ginio.....genios......genu......smart person! /*

{cell 260} {Blog}
-{ Sleep: A common physical disorder that manifests itself as the level of blood in the caffeine circulation exeeds 20% }-

White Hawk
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: zero divided.
Insane since: May 2004

IP logged posted posted 11-09-2007 16:31 Edit Quote

That'll put a bit of a drain on the power budget, methinks. Perhaps a cold hosing would do the trick?



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