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[small][b]Warning:[/b] Potentially inflammatory material below. [i]Sense of humour required![/i][/small] If, when I come to my time, I should find myself brought before some great being, creator of the Universe and all that dwell within it (meaning Earth's creatures only, of course, being the centre of all God's creation, and seeing as He didn't see fit to populate the rest of it), I just hope with all my heart that He has some form of nose... [i]coz' I'm gonna' crack him a good one right in the middle of it![/i] I might then apologise for not believing in the twisted old c**t, but that all depends on how He feels about being nutted on the nose. That God exists is a matter of opinion, but should he exist, then I have plenty of proof that he really is a sick, cruel, unforgiving, and truly inhuman God. His idea of fun is for a child to be born without any possibility of experiencing and enjoying its life like an ordinary child, and to have it born to the sort of sickos that would keep it alive as long as possible in the belief that its painful rictus is some sort of smile. So, I have no qualms about finding out He exists, as I have plans for Him. He'll certainly believe in me when I'm done.
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