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WebShaman Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist From: Happy Hunting Grounds... Insane since: Mar 2001	posted 02-01-2008 13:39 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=511405&in_page_id=1770 I am literally crying here at work - my colleagues are looking at me strangely! WebShaman \| The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities. - Sophocles
mas Maniac (V) Mad Librarian From: the space between us Insane since: Sep 2002	posted 02-01-2008 14:54 quote: PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR) Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible? Contestant: Er. . . Wood: It's got two syllables . . . Kor . . . Contestant: Blimey? Wood: Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . . Contestant: (Silence.) Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . . Contestant: Walked? hahaha, omg
Yannah Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: a house built of t-squares & triangles Insane since: Dec 2002	posted 02-07-2008 14:18 funny ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Deviations \| 5464 \| My Poetry Cell \| My Own Domain \| Xanga\| Support and advice needed. Now! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ \| "The past will always attack the present with the pain of your memories." - Seiichi Kirima \| ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
poi Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Norway Insane since: Jun 2002	posted 02-07-2008 14:55 we need a :facepalm: Slimy
Gilbert Nolander Maniac (V) Inmate From: Washington DC Insane since: May 2002	posted 02-26-2008 05:04 This one is really funny... Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play? Contestant: Jesus
warjournal Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 02-26-2008 06:11 There is a show on this side of the pond called Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader? It is replete with simple questions and goofy answers. You Tube it and you might come up with some good ones. Speaking of You Tube and goofy answers, gonna go look for some Kids Say the Darndest Things clips.

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WebShaman
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted 02-01-2008 13:39

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=511405&in_page_id=1770

I am literally crying here at work - my colleagues are looking at me strangely!

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

mas
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted 02-01-2008 14:54

quote:
PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)

Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?

Contestant: Er. . .

Wood: It's got two syllables . . . Kor . . .

Contestant: Blimey?

Wood: Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . .

Contestant: (Silence.)

Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .

Contestant: Walked?

hahaha, omg

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: a house built of t-squares & triangles
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted 02-07-2008 14:18

funny

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poi
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Norway
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted 02-07-2008 14:55

we need a :facepalm: Slimy

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted 02-26-2008 05:04

This one is really funny...

Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play?

Contestant: Jesus

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 02-26-2008 06:11

There is a show on this side of the pond called Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader? It is replete with simple questions and goofy answers. You Tube it and you might come up with some good ones.

Speaking of You Tube and goofy answers, gonna go look for some Kids Say the Darndest Things clips.

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