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Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

Insane since: Apr 2008

IP logged posted posted 04-10-2008 16:46 Edit Quote


I was just going to say hello. I find it very appropriate to do this before posting in other forums.

Tyberius Prime
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Germany
Insane since: Sep 2001

IP logged posted posted 04-10-2008 17:01 Edit Quote

hello bj,

welcome to the Asylum.
Please have a look at our ->faq, which at least back in the day covered a lot of interesting stuff (and still is very much
up to date on our own customs), and get settled in for some gently shock therapy and black pills.

So long,

->Tyberius Prime

Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: London
Insane since: Jun 2003

IP logged posted posted 04-10-2008 17:48 Edit Quote


Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: cEll 513, west wing of the ninth plain
Insane since: Dec 2000

IP logged posted posted 04-10-2008 19:00 Edit Quote

mmmmmmmmmmmmm .. pills .. where is the nurse anyway!? .. I return and have yet to receive mine!

and welcome .. be sure to find your own cell and get your own jacket!

.::. cEll .::. 513

(Edited by RammStein on 04-10-2008 19:01)

Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Darwin, NT, Australia
Insane since: Dec 2003

IP logged posted posted 04-10-2008 23:17 Edit Quote


Did someone say pills ?

Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

IP logged posted posted 04-11-2008 09:14 Edit Quote

Greetings and salutations!

It's always nice to have new guinea pigs... I mean inmates!

Suho: | Cell 270 | Sig Rotator | the Fellowship of Sup

White Hawk
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: zero divided.
Insane since: May 2004

IP logged posted posted 04-11-2008 12:26 Edit Quote

Welcome! Please be sure to visit the inmate re-orientation centre for your welcome pack (one orange/black open-backed gown, one set of fleece-lined restraints, one pair of Ozone-branded slippers, your first week's black pill supply, and three electro-therapy chits). Please be patient, as there is a long queue for the shock lab during peak hours...

Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: The Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

IP logged posted posted 04-11-2008 13:26 Edit Quote



WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Madison, Indiana
Insane since: Aug 2000

IP logged posted posted 04-11-2008 20:28 Edit Quote

Ahhhh! Fresh meat! No, wait. I mean ... New Blood!!! (Where's VP's mop?) Let me re-phrase that ... Welcome to our parlor..... Welcome to our Asylum...

How 'bout if I just say "Welcome"?


-- not necessarily stoned... just beautiful.

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