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Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

Insane since: Jun 2008

posted posted 06-30-2008 23:46

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at
work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her
lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy is in
there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it ?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '£150'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
Boy - '£250'
Man - 'Sold.'

A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your
boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy - '£400'
The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going
to take you to church and make you confess.'

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in
the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that again you little shit. You're in my cupboard now.'

Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Florida
Insane since: Mar 2005

posted posted 07-01-2008 01:34


Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

Insane since: Apr 2008

posted posted 07-01-2008 01:38

Very nice.

White Hawk
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: zero divided.
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 07-01-2008 06:23

The old ones are the best, eh?

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