Topic: heaven

God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to go to heaven when he dies. The man says he'll try.

God visits the man a week later to see how he's getting on. "Not bad," says the man, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent over the freezer I had to stick it up her arse."

"They don't like that in heaven," replies God.

The man says, "They're not too fcukin happy about it in ASDA either!"

Yeah, okay... kids read this forum, you know.


Justice 4 Pat Richard

kids?
if they do, surely they've read far worse than that...

DL-44: you mean they read about The Pink Pill ?

If kids are reading it I doubt they will stay for long, it's like the grave in here.

Hello-o-o-o...

Let's be honest nobody reads this forum apart from us

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poi said:

DL-44: you mean they read about The Pink Pill ?

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That'll be for our Nil By Mouth patients.
As for the "joke", I'm not really a "hey have you heard this joke" kind of person. I find those kind of threads tedious.
Flippin' heck I'm not evolving into a miserable old fart am I, perhaps I am?

Nah!


Those who look for monsters should look to it that
they do not become monsters. For when you gaze
long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

^ Old fart!

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Tao said:

Flippin' heck I'm not evolving into a miserable old fart am I, perhaps I am?

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Of course you're not turning into a miserable old fart, Tao. You're a wonderful old fart!




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Heh, ~insert blushing slimie here~
Thanks Master Suho I think that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all year


Those who look for monsters should look to it that
they do not become monsters. For when you gaze
long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

[Butthead Mode]Hehehehehehe...heheheheheh..[/Butthead Mode]

He said fart.



WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

When I joined here I was 16 and probably one of the youngest here, so IF it is just us long time members hanging about here 8 years later it would be safe to say the youngest here is over 21 :P

Wow... it's been so long since I started lurking here..

As corny as it sounds, wherever I am in the world- visiting The Asylum always feels like coming home..