The only inmate that we're not sure about his origins, he came to us from the depths of some backwards continent called Australia.
"G'Day mate...Chuck a shrimp on the barbie?"
Was how he greeted us, and the Asylum's Top Scientists, to this day, cannot decipher the meaning of these strange words. Are they some kind of ritual curse? Directions to the local Pizza Shop in his native lanuage perhaps? We may never know...
Now that that's over and done with (I've been wanting to do that for years) maybe I should tell you about myself. I've been a member over at the asylum since May 2000. I walked straight into this looney-bin, grabbed my straight jacket, through a great feat of dexterity, put it on myself (we didn't have Shiiizzzam, our beloved nurse, back then), and never looked back.
I'm an 18 year old Alien warrior, with a face like decomposing roadkill, who is happy to sit there at his computer all day and 'do 3D'. My skill and all-round wonderful personality (HABALUBALA...sorry, Turetes kicked in there for a moment) has earned me the position of Mad Scientist and I now moderate the Asylum, but especially 3D Modelling and Rendering...my speciality. Come and have a game of 3D Pong with me some time.
