Yeah... here I am, the most neurotic fool on the face of the planet. Oh, hey Doc -- next year, or maybe the year after (not sure when yet), I'll be taking your advice and running with an Apple... but it'll be a laptop. I'll have the three major OS's then (Don't ANYONE ask... remember, I'm neurotic...)
Not to mention, I want a friggin laptop as well, to compliment my PC and afford me the opportunity to take my puter elsewhere without TAKING my puter...