I love Yannah. Some nice reading, gleaned from a username post search in the first 80 results, someone else will have to the do the last 80 as my eyes hurt really bad now (add new ones at the end of the main list).
THE TALE OF THE TAPE
"I'm 15 and I'm a she..."
THEY MAKE AS MUCH SENSE OUT OF CONTEXT AS IN SO WHY NOT? (in most, if not all cases, the quotes you will see below are not snippets but the entire post, golly this gal has a gift for getting to the point)
"why do you post like these? or My teahcer just showed me my freaking Math result."
"i got that right didn't searched it out on yahoo k? i'm a nasakids member!"
"salt shakers what does it got to do w/ us?"
"guns are they loaded?"
"oh yeah i love that story by Jrr tolkien have u seen it or read it yet? do u want me to tell u how it goes?" if only! that would be like a dream come true, for me, closet Yannah fan. If I could get it on tape I'd play it for the kds before bed every night
"uh huh and?"
"WinXP is it Windows 2000? just wondering!"
"wow...its going deeper and deeper no its just a picture..."
"now i get it!" I doubt it but I love the enthusiastic optimism
"Funeral...i've never been to one...but I've seen dead people in their carsupaghus!"
"May I just ask what in the world a "carsupaghus" is?" - Wes
"Terminator that sounds nice!"
"where?...ooh"
"yeah for me!"
"hehehe holler..."
"yes...is he really Ray Liotta? well i don't believe it!"
"i drink beers!"
"did I get my grammar right?"
"bye all! i'm going on a shopping for foods w/ mah parents can't believe this!"
"Safari...sounds adventurous!"
(in reagrds to the new browser for the Mac OS)
"cd-writing w/ wat password? how does it work?"
"hacking the google sounds great...would u teach me on how to hack some sites?"
"but i'm tired of being the good one...i'm like a freakin nerd at that school even my friend calls me a scholar even though i'm not!"
"can i say my profile?"
"Zeldman...now, where did I hear it from?"
"farting pink rabbits now that's gotta be fun!"
"I'm still mourning over the net for i can't get an account from Somethingleet.com"
"i got a pair of shoes and some money..." This one is good out of context but I must tell you it was an answer to a "whadya get fer Xmas thread"
quite possibly the longest and most helpful:
"ok i know how to draw but only copied from something so if u really wanted to know just ask me if u want to learn from me...use a good pencils like 2B or HB..."
"shit guys...i'm not getting all these stuff what's wacorn and what is it for? please i'm not really good at these.." there goes my wedding proposal miss potty mouth
"why? what are u laughing at?"
"...if someone did hack in to your fridge, well tthat's too bad, buy another one?"
"i'd rather post some boobs from the net thant posting mine"
"Emperor, i wouldn't jump off a cliff just because someone told me to...I'm not a dork..."
"sorry, I was in a hurry when I started that thread, I wasn't also thinking so sorry."
"wait, I've got to think..."
"I don't want to solve that problem right now, my mind's full."
"wow, that's is what I called a "computer abstract feature"."
"Ok, I need papers to right all this down to memorize. ^-^ @_@"
AND THE ALL-TIME GREATEST:
".........................."
NOPE, IT"S A TIE:
"....?????too confused!"
OR PERHAPS:
"i can't a person named Yannah...it's not me i promise...is blooging it off! i don't know!"
