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MW
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: 48°00ŽN 7°51ŽE
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted posted 02-25-2003 19:41

I am so laughing my ass off right now !!!

Michael
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: *land
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 02-25-2003 19:46

riiiight.
it might be worth making a cut on CNN for possibly botching something..... but mmm.. there's no sure way to tell.
somehow, while everyone likes to poke fun at the military as of late, I don't think this one falls into their ball field.

edit: I'll expand: When I say "as of late"... i'm referring to the mad dash to tear a hole in anything military related for the past year or so.
In general I suppose that's just *something* that people do. They make fun of the military.
Every military has it's flaws I'm sure.
But so does every lemonade stand.
We find it easier to point the finger and laugh in one direction though.

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Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 02-25-2003 19:51

DarkGarden
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in media rea
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 02-25-2003 19:52

I don't blame the military.

I blame the Finnish.

It just makes life easier.

Damn Finns.




MW
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: 48°00ŽN 7°51ŽE
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted posted 02-25-2003 19:59

Michael: Please don´t interpret too much. I was just looking for a thread title and somehow the saying "military intelligence is a contradiction in terms" came to my mind. And I always felt this *humourous* saying came out of the military itself at some point. So what.
I couldn´t stop laughing for ten minutes after seeing that pic, so I thought I´d share it - But of course my recent posting history makes it look like I´m about bashing someone... my fault I guess. Again, SO WHAT?

Petskull
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From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 02-25-2003 20:04

hey, I *am* Intel, and I still think it's true... many times I'm living proof...


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Maskkkk
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Willaimsport, PA, US of A the hole in the Ozone
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 02-25-2003 23:55

Shuttle traveling 18 times the speed of light?

Slime please tell me you botched that image up....



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Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 02-26-2003 01:26

I dunno... ever since watching the second Austin Powers movie I've had a strange, smoldering hatred for the Dutch... but I guess the Finns will do as well.

Rinswind 2th
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Den Haag: The Royal Residence
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 02-26-2003 01:35

~enters with the national three colour wrapped around his shoulders~

suho: you better don't blame the dutch...or i let the rats back into the basement and let them nibble on your precious cables again...

Ouch that are realy stupid mistakes... But i think it must be:
"Bin laden will be sent in to space with the very experimental space shuttle which can reach 18 times the speed of light.
No one will actually bother if he gets in the shuttle dead or alive"
Yeah that should be it...

"Freedom of speech is by no means freedom to insult others" from the Razorart goodbye letter.



[This message has been edited by Rinswind 2th (edited 02-26-2003).]

JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: out of a sleepy funk
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 02-26-2003 07:24

The Finns are fine people, never met a Litmanen I didn't like. Now the Danes... one must watch those Ohlsons, I kid you not.

Jason

edit: after an impulse post a little Google noodle reveals that Ohlsons are most likely Swedish as opposed to Danish, that's fine, of all Scandanavians, the Finns are the only harmless and kind ones, all the others, shifty devils. And Ohlsons, be they Danish, Swedish, Uruguayan, not to be trusted with firearms or forklifts. Impetuous edit #1, off to Google some spellings....

[This message has been edited by JKMabry (edited 02-26-2003).]

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 02-26-2003 08:10

Rinswind: Oh, OK, I guess the Dutch are out of the hot seat. Now I need to find a new hated nationality (well, besides the Japanese, which is really just a default Korean thing as opposed to a real hatred).

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-26-2003 10:22

I hate the Iroquois...damn high-nose tribes....

What was the topic?


WebShaman

Moon Shadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Rouen, France
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted posted 02-26-2003 12:14

HAHAHA : Dead or alive ! What a statement
In fact it remind me quantum physic. Like the cat of Schrodinger for example. Hehe. Anyone knows that ?

Confine yourself to observing and you always miss the point of your own life. The object can be stated this way: Live the best life you can. Life is a game whose rules you learn if you leap into it and play
it to the hilt. Otherwise, you are caught off balance, continually surprised by the shifting play. Non-players often whine and complain that luck always passes them by. They refuse to see that they can create some of their own luck.
--Darwi Odrade

Dufty
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at!
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 02-26-2003 14:50

*Agrees wiv DarkGarden*

I mean, they say hello and goodbye with the same 'Moi' !
They're just making it uo as they go along!

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