Topic awaiting preservation: no more psychology for me...

I just posted my last paper for an online psychology110 class, I hope the last psychology class I'll ever take.

This paper was the last in a long series covering the numerous disorders I am afflicted with. I always knew I was a bit twisted , now I'm just glad the class wasn't longer or I would have more syndromes than I can keep track of.

So if I get labled with a disorder that less than 1% of the worlds population has, doesn't that kind of make me one of the elite? I don't mind being a nut-case as long as I'm not the garden variety.

I've had enough. May I go back to my cell, or better yet, down to the basement for some shock therapy? Put the icepick away please.

Shock therapy for norm, coming right up.

Hey Suho, I knew I was supposed to check into the mental clinic or something like that.

So, where do I go for my treatment? :P

I am asexual, neither male nor female.

Hey, just be glad you don't have any of the versions of necrophilia, or koro (a disorder where a man believes his penis is drawing up into his body, at which point he'll die), or one of the other interesting maladies I learned about on my way to my degree in Psychology.

It's an interesting field, but I wouldn't recommend it as a major by itself. Either take it as a minor or double major with something more directly practical.

Yuri21,

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[This message has been edited by eyezaer (edited 06-12-2003).]

Lets hear some of the disorders youve diagnosed yourself with having.

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Now Officially Superior!

I kind of like psychology. The human mind is a very interesting, yet often scary thing. It's amazing what it's capable of.

Bodhi - Cell 617

Yes, norm... let us hear them...

It would be... delicious... *pinkie held to corner of mouth*

Ok, here is the begining of the list. I don't have time to list them all, because the voices are starting again, so I'll have to go some where dark and quite for a while......

Apparently I suffer from:

antisocial personality disorder

bipolar disorder

male answer syndrome

muscle dysmorphia

I think that 'suffer' is much to harsh a word to use since I really enjoy myself most of the time!

oh come on

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I'll Procrastinate Tomorrow.

one of my classmates wanted to be a physchologist, I know why because it's easy for her to manipulate other people's mind.

[This message has been edited by Yannah (edited 06-13-2003).]

Yannah: Are you sure thats not just you I reckon I could do something similar with a bit of chewing gum on the end of a thin stick.

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iconoclast:

does your remark imply disappointment with the list of disorders? Please remember that I'm just an amature at this whole psychology thing.

If you would care to foot the bill, we could always have a professional do the diagnosis.....

What's "male answer syndrome"? Is that like when you give one-word answers to your wife while you're trying to watch sports on TV or surf the Net?

The textbook describes male answer syndrome as the tendency to offer an answer, explaination, and or opinion, on subjects which you know nothing about.

I think the symptoms you descibed are usually attributed to disassociative disorder.....

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since I really enjoy myself most of the time!

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that's too much info

I am sure that I suffer from some of those as well.

Later,

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~Binary is best~

[This message has been edited by CPrompt (edited 06-13-2003).]

We sometimes get finger dyslexia, but we guess we kind of stick to multiple personalities.

norm:

i was a bit disappointed with the topic not wid the list, u said no more psychology for you..too bad i think psychology's fun... [well im dumb what do you expect]

If i got some ch$ng-ch$ng i'll prolly do what you said.

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I'll Procrastinate Tomorrow.

I think I'm a bit of:

mpd

??? disorder(what's the one where the person lies that he's sick in order to get attention?)

ocd

and so on. :P

I am asexual, neither male nor female.