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Petskull Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 07-08-2003 19:58 True Porn Clerk Stories What... the.... fuck...? This is funny as hell, but I think I need a shower after reading it. Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com ICQ: 67751342
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 07-08-2003 20:04 PS: And what were you loking for when you found this little gem? I do hope Suho1004 doesn't stumble across this thread - in his 'state' it could prove fatal ___________________ Emps FAQs: Emperor
mahjqa Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: The Demented Side of the Fence Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 07-08-2003 20:57 goes to forward them to random people [This message has been edited by mahjqa (edited 07-08-2003).]
warjournal Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 07-08-2003 21:05 Friend of mine used to be a video clerk. Very similiar stories. Emps, I'm sure PS's search was innocent. :cough: One time I was looking for stuff on dark matter. Somehow a site for "pony girls" turned up. Girls wear the gear - only the gear - and pull rickshaws. Apparently there is a rather large group of these people in southern California, complete with a yearly festival.
RammStein Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: cEll 513, west wing of the ninth plain Insane since: Dec 2000	posted 07-08-2003 21:57 [Goes and posts them on the Gondage boards] these are just too good!
Perfect Thunder Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Milwaukee Insane since: Oct 2001	posted 07-09-2003 00:18 Yeah, that site is an oldie but goodie. First saw it posted on Sensible Erection about a year ago (terrific blog-community, lots of intelligent people, but do not click unless you're prepared to see some adult content in the mix!) (Of course, if you weren't prepared to see adult content, you wouldn't have clicked on this topic, right?) Cell 1250 :: alanmacdougall.com :: Illustrator tips
Wes Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: Inside THE BOX Insane since: May 2000	posted 07-09-2003 01:16 Aw, man, Petskull ... this is going to keep me up. Very, very good writing and highly entertaining. Reminds me of my telephone-operator incidents I had always meant to write about, but this proves they wouldn't be very good.
Suho1004 Maniac (V) Inmate From: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 07-09-2003 02:59 Emps: Needless to say, you perverted Celtic fiend, I have found this thread and yet somehow managed to survive. And yes, it was funny, but it was also... icky...
Kaniz Bipolar (III) Inmate From: Insane since: Jun 2003	posted 07-09-2003 15:47 Good writing and funny as hell. Its killed an hour of my work day so far Kaniz - promoter of good work ethic. -- I dont get paied enough to not surf the net at work
dmstiner Bipolar (III) Inmate From: Insane since: Mar 2002	posted 07-10-2003 05:28 Wow good stuff, takes some talent to turn such seemingly mundane events into such funny and interesting tales. Thanks for posting I'll spread this link around for sure
Wolfen Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Minnesota Insane since: Jan 2001	posted 07-10-2003 07:04 Man, that site reminds me of the days that I took pizza orders.... I have some good stories there about my best days, my worst days, and wierd days. Like the time 3/4ths of the crew that I worked with came to work hung over and / or still a bit drunk... or the time that I took Shawn Michael's pizza order... Or just the regulars we had there.... man. Those were the days...
Petskull Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 07-10-2003 15:46 I was gonna write down all my amusing anecdotes from working tech support, but I never got around to it... Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com ICQ: 67751342
InI Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: Somewhere over the rainbow Insane since: Mar 2001	posted 07-24-2003 14:47 The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action. We have done so. Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future. Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

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Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 07-08-2003 19:58

True Porn Clerk Stories

What... the.... fuck...?

This is funny as hell, but I think I need a shower after reading it.

Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com
ICQ: 67751342

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 07-08-2003 20:04

PS: And what were you loking for when you found this little gem?

I do hope Suho1004 doesn't stumble across this thread - in his 'state' it could prove fatal

___________________
Emps

FAQs: Emperor

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 07-08-2003 20:57

*goes to forward them to random people*

[This message has been edited by mahjqa (edited 07-08-2003).]

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 07-08-2003 21:05

Friend of mine used to be a video clerk. Very similiar stories.

Emps, I'm sure PS's search was innocent. :cough:
One time I was looking for stuff on dark matter. Somehow a site for "pony girls" turned up. Girls wear the gear - only the gear - and pull rickshaws. Apparently there is a rather large group of these people in southern California, complete with a yearly festival.

RammStein
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: cEll 513, west wing of the ninth plain
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted 07-08-2003 21:57

[Goes and posts them on the Gondage boards]

these are just too good!

Perfect Thunder
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Milwaukee
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted 07-09-2003 00:18

Yeah, that site is an oldie but goodie. First saw it posted on Sensible Erection about a year ago (terrific blog-community, lots of intelligent people, but do not click unless you're prepared to see some adult content in the mix!) (Of course, if you weren't prepared to see adult content, you wouldn't have clicked on this topic, right?)

Cell 1250 :: alanmacdougall.com :: Illustrator tips

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted 07-09-2003 01:16

Aw, man, Petskull ... this is going to keep me up.

Very, very good writing and highly entertaining.

Reminds me of my telephone-operator incidents I had always meant to write about, but this proves they wouldn't be very good.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 07-09-2003 02:59

Emps: Needless to say, you perverted Celtic fiend, I have found this thread and yet somehow managed to survive.

And yes, it was funny, but it was also... icky...

Kaniz
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jun 2003

posted 07-09-2003 15:47

Good writing and funny as hell. Its killed an hour of my work day so far

Kaniz - promoter of good work ethic.
-- I dont get paied enough to not surf the net at work

dmstiner
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted 07-10-2003 05:28

Wow good stuff, takes some talent to turn such seemingly mundane events into such funny and interesting tales. Thanks for posting I'll spread this link around for sure

Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted 07-10-2003 07:04

Man, that site reminds me of the days that I took pizza orders.... I have some good stories there about my best days, my worst days, and wierd days. Like the time 3/4ths of the crew that I worked with came to work hung over and / or still a bit drunk... or the time that I took Shawn Michael's pizza order... Or just the regulars we had there.... man. Those were the days...

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 07-10-2003 15:46

I was gonna write down all my amusing anecdotes from working tech support, but I never got around to it...

Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com
ICQ: 67751342

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted 07-24-2003 14:47

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.