Topic awaiting preservation: All Time Record Post Count: Emperor (Page 1 of 1)

OK...as of writing this post...emps was up to 6995 posts...

Here's going for 7000

Skaarjj: I was kind of hoping to sneak past 7k without any fuss - clearly not

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Emps you clearly have no life. .

Of course not! I'm the fuss master! Besides...you deserve all the kudos you can get.

InSiDeR: My thoughts exactly

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

hip hip hurray..

Of course, seeing as he has the most posts, every post he makes is a new record post count.

So.......er.........

Congratulations on 2 more broken records in this thread alone Emperor!!

DL: Good point - woooooooooooo there I go again

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

~tick~

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"Art has to be forgotten. Beauty must be realized."
Piet Mondriaan

OK lets get this over with.......

Now do I get 7,000 spanks or something? Thats around 2 for every inmate (i.e. 1 slap/buttock/inmate) so get busy (and see if you can make a tune out of it)......

~assumes the position~

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Dude...take your fetish elsewhere.

I'm gonna save mine's for later.

*fidgets*

...

Ah, screw that.

*spank*... *SPANK* Muahahaha!

*stabs Emps in the chest 7,00 times*

who's next?


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*puts box of rubber gloves on the table*

please practice safe spanking! yall don't know where that ass has been...or his bum for that matter!

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Cell 1007::

congrats man! no GO FOR 10K!

elysiumart

Thank you.

Please sir may I have another?

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

*dons rubber glove for protection*

SPANK! SPANK!

Congratulations on your continual acheivement...




Cell 617

~enters with the good old "stick with rusted spikes" ~
oh great hammertime.


<edit> emps do you mind 7000 kisses instead? </edit>
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"Art has to be forgotten. Beauty must be realized."
Piet Mondriaan

[This message has been edited by Rinswind 2th (edited 07-23-2003).]

Congrats Emps. Now then (a perculiar oxymoron), what shall I do.



Fires 7000 bullets into the ceiling. Chandelier falls on head. Knocked unconscious.

*dons rubber glove*
SPANK!!
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*PROBE!!!!!*



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"Show me a sane person and I will cure him for you."-Carl Jung
Eagles may fly high, but beavers don't get sucked into get engines.

Careful, Emps. I think at 10,000 you explode, or something.

Bumdomo, grasshopper. Maybe even try sleep ?

Naaaa.

so, how many of your really are there, emps?

To the closests magnitude, pleeeeaaaaasee!