Topic awaiting preservation: LOL a real test for men... (Page 1 of 1)

The test:

I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable.

One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

***Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.***


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*insert very very big grin here*

Good luck, DmS. You deserve it.

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Damn you, DmS. A simple search on google showed it's just a (nonetheless amusing) net story.

Hook, line, sinker.

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[This message has been edited by mr.maX (edited 08-01-2003).]

Heh heh, that's a good one

harrr harr....nice one DmS.
still a old net story

elysiumart

Incredibly old. ;P

Still, cool.

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I never heard it before, that was damn funny, thought it was yours when reading.
.. Think its in any way true ? prolly not..

InI: lol

Yes, I also though it was yours DmS...

mr. Max, nice to see you back around.

Heh, I thought it was obvious that it was a snip from the net when it started with
"The test:"

And nope, I'm not planning for marriage, I've managed three kids, family-van together with my lady in the last 14 years without having to run to the altar

We'll probably do fine a bunch of years more
/Dan

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