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CRO8
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: New York City
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 08-06-2003 00:59

primate programming

NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 08-06-2003 01:17

I'd hire Clyde and Eileen for sure.

CRO8
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: New York City
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 08-06-2003 01:50
quote:
. . . is handled by our multiple Baboon colonies. At Primate Programming Inc we offer the lowest prices worldwide for quality software testing. All testing must be performed here at our campus due to the howling and air quality issues with Baboons.



I am on the floor laughing so hard, trying to catch my breathe.

Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 08-06-2003 02:58
quote:
Great apes (hominids) do not have tails, while monkeys do. Research indicates that great apes are very productive in the areas of software maintenance and report writing, while most monkeys will struggle. Monkeys however are great at software testing. So the rule of thumb is, if you don?t have a tail, you can probably program.

-- HEY! I have a tail and I can program! (j/king) hehehehe this is a funny site!


The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH''

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CRO8
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: New York City
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 08-06-2003 13:36

So damn funny.

Rinswind 2th
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Den Haag: The Royal Residence
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 08-06-2003 23:08

They DO work for Microsoft alot i guess

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GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Astral Plane
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 08-06-2003 23:42

Funny. A reverse lookup on the phone number in Google turns up this address on a ?Hebrew? looking language page.

Primate Programming Inc
One Primate Way
Des Moines, IA 50301

Which brings up this in MapQuest...


I find this whole thing rather humorous. The number is a new England number but not any of the three main offices of NewTechUSA. Really quite interesting that someone went to such trouble, in two languages (at least) on three different sites (that I've seen).

[EDIT]Fixed my stupidity[/EDIT][EDIT]Again[/EDIT]



[This message has been edited by GrythusDraconis (edited 08-06-2003).]

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