Topic awaiting preservation: Awful plastic surgery

If you are thinking of having a nip and a tuck then have a look at thie "chronicle of celebrity plastic surgery" and think if they can't get it right with all their cash..........
www.awfulplasticsurgery.com

I should add a warning as some of the pictures (while not graphic in anyway) are pretty scary - I think the pictures of Loretta Swit are going to give me nightmares. Its like some cheap "Horror at the Mutant Waxworks Museaum" film.

[edit: Although they do let the side down by:

1. Suggesting plastic surgery to some celebs.

2. Congratulating good plastic surgery. ]

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Wow. Jocelyn Wildenstein is one scary looking lady now. Why would she do that? I can see a nose job or an eye lift if you're into but what she's done.. I don't know.


Amerasu

my girlfriend has breast implants that look like Victoria Beckams. I suffer it in the name of love


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Morph: The you'd better not let her see the page which says:

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Victoria Beckham, best known as PoshSpice, has one of the worst looking breast implant jobs in the celebrity world.

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http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000245.html

Did you not have the "breasts are breasts are breasts" conversation? Big ones, small ones, foxes noses, etc. we love them all and fake breasts just look so...... 'fake'.

[edit: They tend to look 'fake' as there doesn't seem to be any kind of restraint - has no one explained about the BSH (British Standard Handful)?]

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hey.....i thought this site would be hosted by M. JACKSON!
hah, awful page....really crazy how much people hat their own bodies.

hee hee, no, she had them done 6 years before I met her, otherwise I would have tried to talk her out of it.


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Formulas


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[This message has been edited by Petskull (edited 10-01-2003).]

"Did you not have the "breasts are breasts are breasts" conversation?"

Have you never had the "it's their body they can do with it what they want" conversation?

:::11oh1:::

krets: Yep that comes after the:

1. BaBaB conversation explaining how guys just like breasts in all their wonderful shapes and sizes.

2. The 'most influential men in the fashion industry are gay' conversation and an explanation of why this means that the ideal woman over the last few decades seems to have either been a skinny boy or a silicon pumped drag queen and how straight guys (who haven't bought into the fashion industries nonsense) actually like women who don't conform to such tightly defined 'standards'.

Rampant oversimplifications but they get the point over

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Blah. People are too boring they way they start out. I say modify away...
http://www.bmezine.com/


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That we're free to do anything...

Amen Mindbender.

people seem to have this done mainly to look younger once things start to sag or wrinkle. no ones yet mangaged to implant a new age into anyone yet though and non of these alterations will make a person live longer so I say let it hang


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oh thats awful, i hate it if people deface themselves, like body piercings or with plastic surgeries. (my opinion)

That one woman looks like the elephant man. Too damn bad people just can't be happy with what they've got. Plastic surgery should be reserved for severe cases such as accident victims and the like, IMO of course.

The saying goes... 'If you are gonna do it, Get it done right.'


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I thought the sayingwent "If you want something done, do it yourself."

'Okay, so I make the inscision right there, on the bridge of my...whoops! Oh don't worry, the blood will probably hold it all together. Now, I just crunch that bit into place...oh darnit, that wasn't meant to go there! I hate these new DIY kits!'

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nothing like sticking toxic chemicals in your face.