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With this question:

What am I to do with this ravenous bugblatter beast?

eat it.

want me to cook it for you?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

No, just squish it!

Did U.S. Isolationism After World War I Lead to World War II ?

EDIT: someone was faster than me :-)



[This message has been edited by viol (edited 10-26-2003).]

only if you believe that walking away from a bad situation will precipitate another bad situation.

you do read history books don't you?

Actually not, I took that question from the Internet

Ain't Google the King of the World?

All hail his majesty, Google Regino, King Google III

Wanna go down the rabbit hole?

Why of course.

Won't the rabbit mind?

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The Emperor dot org

well, i'm sure the rabbit mind would go down the hole, if it's still in the rabbit's head.

do nosehairs have any alternate uses?

reitsma

They make good filler for my pillows

Why are arm hairs not as soft?

They could be if you washed them regularly..

Do you shave your chest?

~Sig coming soon~

Only for you, sweetheart?

Did you miss me?


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Suho: www.liminality.org

Often but I have rotten aim

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper what did Patsy Piper do?

She did Peter Piper, probably.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck?

It would depend on if it had replied to the spam email "Add more inches to your wood without pills".

If I do this, and then this and have my arm here what letter of the alphabet am I being?

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Emps

The Emperor dot org

Q!

How long have you been taking the "short" bus?

Jason

Edit.... Sig removal

[This message has been edited by Nemesis (edited 10-27-2003).]

Take the short bus? I drive the short bus...

Wanna ride?


Cell 617

sure thing so long you're not drunk.

when did you start driving that?

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Don't Pick On Me.

To Singapore.

[This message has been edited by iconoclast (edited 10-28-2003).]

Oh...I stole it from the used noun lot...

So how much information is useless?

fifty to fifty.

Why it's colder in the winter if the Sun is closer to the Earth (valid only for North Hemisphere)?

It has to do with the angle at which the sun shines relative to the Earth.

Light meat or dark?

Light meat - the thought of Darks' meat (or is that now kriek's meat ) isn't so palatable

If I throw this in the air will it fall back to earth?

Only if it´s heavier than air.

Who let the dogs out?

woof...woof woof, woofwoof.

Is helium a natural soprano?

Only if you kick it really hard in the right place...


What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

edit - siggie go bye bye!

[This message has been edited by bodhi23 (edited 10-29-2003).]

It depends. What if the swallower is running or jumping or travelling in a car or airplane or ship? Do you want it relative or absolute? BTW, what the heck is unladen swallow?

Do you believe in God (whatever God you may want to believe in) ?

I believe I'm god.

Does that count?

Only in your mind!

Can I be God too?

aside: viol, see "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" on all things concerning laden and unladen swallows. Allow me to sum up. A swallow is a small bird. There was some conversation about how coconuts made it to England in the 5th century, and it was postulated that they were brought by swallows. Additional conjecture surrounding African and European swallows, and how much each could carry... "laden" means carrying something, "unladen" is not carrying anything. But watch the movie, it is amusing...

There is but one God, and his name is Google

what is that foul odour?

But of course, African Swallows are non-migratory

Fish.

Fish?

No, chicken.

Caesar or Caesim?

now this is getting goddamn pathetic.

don't you think?



Hopefully that answers your question. Well, not really.

Rarely

?looc gnitirw sdrawkcab si

!looc nmad doG

What do you want to do today?

Shouldn't that be who...not what? No...I think we'll leave that one alone

Should Mircsoft truly be called Microshaft?

not sure - i've never heard of mircosoft.

if you're not sure where you're going, do you think you know when you're half-way there?

Yes, indeed. If you're not sure where you're going, you can be in whatever distance you want from your destination.

Do you believe in miracle?

I'll tell you when my books get published.

Should computers have cats as well as mice?

I don't know...you may as well ask if they should have birds and worms too...

What's he meaning of liff?

422, of course. Everyone knows that.

Is it possible for one to be too geeky?

No, of course not! D'hoi n'glavin

So did you find it?