Topic awaiting preservation: Oh Mr. Zeldman!!! (Page 1 of 1)

For a while Zeldman has been posting graphics with a pixelly look most of which are failr reconisable. The most recent one was a bit odd and more I look at this the worse it seems:

www.zeldman.com/daily/1203f.shtml

Thoughts?

Is this his attempt at something like blurry reflectoporn?

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Emps

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oh well...since i check zeldmans page really every day, i was also wondering about his images
but errrr.....hah...now that you mentioned it. could be. coule be.

To me it looks like a pile of Christmas Ornaments, but I don't watch blury reflectoporn.

Haha, yeah, I actually only just now realized that those are christmas ornaments. I definitely thought it was something else before... =)

i too check out zeldman's page pretty regularly and have wondered what the deal was with those pictures. figuring it was something that i just didn't get, i started ignoring them.
then emps sends me the link yesterday wanting to know if i saw something 'rude' in it. of course, having him say it like that predisposed me to looking for something obscene and of course, i saw nasty things! now that he's pointed out what it is, all the obscenity has disappeared and it wasn't anything nasty or rude at all.
my point? my point is, is that i now see that it is emps that is perving everyone out. i know i wasn't like this before. i was pure and saintly.
so, i would like to take this opportunity to publicly apologize to suho (and the rest of yous) for not believing you when you tried pinning all this perviness on emps. i now see what you've been telling me for so long! it is, indeed, all his fault! he's the master corrupter!

I came to the realisation they were actually pixelly snapshots of his festive baubles after I posted the link (which doesn't make it seem so bad - althouh "festive baubles" sounds a bit rude).

Lacuna: We all know you were a rude girl before you even spoke to me and anyone who says any different is doing so not to support you but to try and prove some crazy theory about me being sick in the head!!

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Anyone try looking at the file name? christmastreeornaments.gif

Strangely, it still turns me on ...

hehe, i think it's actually upside down
so "reflectoporn" fits nicely

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Is this his attempt at something like blurry reflectoporn?

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well I'm glad i'm not the only one that thought this. I just thought it was my smut mind doing it's work again.

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

Ha. I too was wondering what the hell that was, but "blurry reflectoporn" was not the first thing that jumped in to my mind. Christmas ornaments? I think he pixelated it a bit too much...

I wasn't implying it was reflectoporn just that, like reflectoporn, it seemed innocent enough but if you looked at it long enough..........

Of corse the conspiracy theory is that it is actually something really rude (is that a tentacle in there too??) that he has pixelated and tweaked to look like Xmas ornaments so we are all looking at it it thinking they are baubles when they aren't!!! Ah ha the plot thickens!!!!!!!!!!

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^^see!!^^

it was emps that inflicted tentacle porn on us....and now 'relectoporn'....
and now he's trying to pass it off on zeldman, when in reality, it's all his own doing!

lacuna: Lets clarify things:

1. Zeldman posted that picture not me.

2. Suho started all this tentacle porn stuff here.

3. I haven't invented reflectoporn (it has its own Yahoo directory).

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Emps

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oh, and who introduced suho to tentacle porn - you!
who introduced me to tentacle porn - you!
who has a page on their site about tentacle porn - you!
who saw the and brought up the nastiness in the zeldman picture - you!

i could go on....but i don't think i need to......

[Emp edit: Sorry no links to questionable material - even if it is my questionable material]



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[This message has been edited by Emperor (edited 12-12-2003).]

Yep, that is a lot of balls. :P

Wolfen: Exactly!! Right well thats one nil to me so far.

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Emps

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Dirty "reflectoporn" balls with tentacle porn looking like christmas tree decorations....i guess some people here have a lot off fantasy or a lack of s*x.


Just kiding i know you all are fantastic


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Rinswind 2th:

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i guess some people here have a lot off fantasy or a lack of s*x.

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Have we met???

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Emps

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No, but that could be arranged, it's just across the nordsea....

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What do people make of the latest one?
http://www.zeldman.com/daily/1203g.shtml

Its called 'nil by mouth' which doesn't help

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looks like more pixilated reflecto pr0n to me.
but that could be because of :

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i guess some people here have a lot off fantasy or a lack of s*x.

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Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

Yeah, looks sexual to me too at first glance.

But, at second glance, after opening in PS and viewing at 25%/rotate 90 degrees CCW, I can clearly see what appears to be teeth and lower lip. A smile.

yous don't really see anything nasty... you just think you do because of the subliminal message emps has planted

Lacuna: Subliminal messages!!!!!!!!! Oh please!!! He has a new entry check that out and tell me honestly what you thought:
www.zeldman.com/daily/1203h.shtml

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now see...i'm screwed either way here. i say it doesn't look nasty...you say i'm lying...if i say i see something nasty, then you score a point.
but i'm brave....
i don't see anything nasty there...it looks like the head/ear/nose of a cartoon character

Liessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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OK lets examine this feature he has been running - it started off fine with obvious items and then (from the one I mentioned they have all slid into the area of "could it or couldn't it be something very wrong?":

Why its the lower part of a face

Hmmmmmmm a nice orange eye

Its the top of someone's head

A smiling laugh or a laughing smile

Its part of a face

WTF?? Its purple, there are some spheres and whatever it is has a ring through it!!!!

Well its 2 things pointing up into the air and some shiny stuff.

OK I thought it might all be my disturbed mind but.......... Oh Mr. Zeldman - a big pink mass with a dimple and something protruding!! Are you shoving it in our faces (whatever it is)??

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*sigh*
you go back now and claim how 'innocently' you saw the rest and it's only the last few that've looked rude. like we're supposed to believe that?! i would have thought you'd come up with something better.

they say that the first step to recovery is admitting you've got a problem.........

Pishah!!!

Is that the best you can come up with???

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You know, I'll just bet Zeldman is lurking on here and now is simply messing with us.

That last one is blatant reflectoporn, or at least intended to have erotic undertones. Yeah, he is messing with us.

Ramasax: Well I bet we aren't the only people to notice so............

I assume hes going to keep making it more blatant and then switch once everyone has noticed

[edit: Or possibly not - thats actually what I'd do!! Although I'd probably try and sneak some pixelatoporn into a more innocent picture rather than slapping people around the face with it - esp. as I have some pending court appearances over just that kind of thing.

Wooooooooo I made up a new word!!!]

I did do a search on Google for "Zeldman sexual pictures" but didn't find anything although I suspect I've left some interesting server log referals on some sites

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see what you're doing to people emps! you're just not going to be happy til everyone is seeing nasty things are you??

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Or possibly not - thats actually what I'd do!! Although I'd probably try and sneak some pixelatoporn into a more innocent picture rather than slapping people around the face with it - esp. as I have some pending court appearances over just that kind of thing..

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thank you! you have made my point for me! i knew you couldn't have gotten this far without someone dragging you into court!



[This message has been edited by Lacuna (edited 12-17-2003).]

OK you two! Am I going to have to seperate your cells even further? I'm sure that Suho would set up part of his shock therapy instruments to bard your doors!

But, yes! I do see some suggestive material there. It could be just me but I doubt it since there are others here that feel the same way. You can take just about anything and with the right distortion of the picture, different angles and so forth, you can make it look...suggestive. Which reminds me of a little story.


< begin story>

A gentleman walks into his psychiatrists office. The man sits in the chair across from the doctor.

The doctor says "OK, I we are going to do a little test called the Rorschach Ink Blot Test. All I'm going to do is show you some pictures and you tell me the first thing that comes to mind".

The man was a little nervous but replied with "OK, that sounds easy enough".

The doctor shows the first picture and asks the man what he sees. The man replies: "I see a nude woman".
The doctor shows another picture and repeats the question. The man replies: "I see two big breasts on a nude woman".
The doctor shows a third picture. The man replies: "I see two people having sex".

The doctor puts the rest of the pictures away and looks at the man. The doctor says to him. "Well, I think I already know what your problem is".
The man was all excited and says "Really! What!??!"
The doctors replies "You are obsessed with sex".
The man becomes defensive and says "ME??YOU'RE THE ONE SHOWING ME DIRTY PICTURES!".

</end story>

So see! It's not us Lacuna! It's Zeldman

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

I think you've got a good subject for the next Big Sig contest:
Innocent Sigs that only *look* suggestive.

Ah ha now look:
www.zeldman.com

The site is down for redesigning - either he has realised we are on to him or he is going to have a full frontal nude picture of himself as the wallpaper.

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Emps

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^^that...or he's tired of you and the rest of your porn horde ogling his pictures

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porn horde

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ha! i resemble that.......i mean resent that! If he does put a full frontal nude of himself up there.......i don't know how often i can read

after looking at it....i hope that is not the design he is going for even if it is still a work in progress

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

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