Topic awaiting preservation: Fun Things to Do During ROTK.... (slight spoilers) (Page 1 of 1)

Found this list today and thought it was pretty hilarious...

- Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

- Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

- After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

- Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

- Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

- Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

- Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

- When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

- Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

- Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

- When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

- In "The Two Towers" when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

- Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

- During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Wally?"

- Start an Orc sing-a-long.

- Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

- When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

- Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

- Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

- Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

- When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"

- Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

- When the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "May the Forest be With You!"

- Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins

- When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Eart needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

- Stand outside the cinema with a donation box and a sign that reads: "Orc preservation fund! Support the poor orc widows and children that this vicious war leaves behind."

- Put on a pair of "Spock" ears and approach everyone in the cinema stating: "This is not logical"

- Sit in your seat with a high placard above you that reads: "Quiet please, wizard training in progress."

- Pass around a petition requesting the elves remain in Middle Earth.

- Paint a toy sword with blue iridescent paint, stand in front of the cinema with the sword held high and scream: "The orcs are coming! The orcs are coming!"

- Stand in front of the screen for the whole movie and whenever someone tells you to get out of the way, point at a your finger and say with all ernest: "But I've got the ring on, you can see right through me."

- Every 5 minutes, stand up and release a moth. One minute later stand up and complain: "Where is that damned bird?"

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Put on a pair of "Spock" ears and approach everyone in the cinema stating: "This is not logical"

Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Eart needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

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^LO f***ing L^

Excellent work!

[This message has been edited by Rauthrin (edited 12-22-2003).]

Hehe... That's a good list!

I want to add one to this list:

-Whenever the orc general at the seige of Minas Tirith appears on the screen stand up and yell "RUTH! BABY! RUTH!"

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ROTFLMFAO!

Oh that's rich... I particularly like the "Mr. Anderson" one - I can't help but think about that in every scene he's in...

heh heh... "Run Forest Run!" heh heh...


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Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

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Funny.

Well, I just saw it again and I was tempted to try some of these but not nearly as tempted as I was to bludgeon to death the two idiots sitting next to me. Arrrrggghhhhh!!! Two pimply faced teenage male fools who wouldn't shut up the whole movie!!! I gave a couple of hints and they quited down for a bit and then would start back up again after my warnings wore off. Oh well. It was still enjoyable enough I suppose but man is that annoying.

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I saw this list a while ago, in a slightly different form. At least two of the entries were slightly different (and made more sense / were funnier IMO):

- During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

- When the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "Run, Forest, Run!"

I find that a succinct "shut the fuck up" works well. Of course, being 6'5" 240 lbs helps...

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People always ask me to take off my hat in cinemas but due to my having a freakishly large head I've never owned one as I've yet to find a hat to fit - all very odd (I suspect its some kind of game the kids play).

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Slime: The reason for the more relevance with 'where's waldo' to you is becuase in america he's waldo, everywhere else that I can find he's wally