Topic awaiting preservation: I Love Morons (Page 1 of 1)

They make life interesting, morons ...

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Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by
matt (foo@bar.com) on Friday, February 20, 2004 at 10:01:27
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MESSAGE: Can't hit back button on shatner page.

That's very rude.

Fuck you.

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Best I can tell, someone linked to my site in a new window and this idiot thought I magically blocked his back button. Wonder if he ever figured it out.

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amanda (removed@yahoo.com) on Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 22:10:09
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MESSAGE: can you tell me how much roller skates are worth that were made in 1914? with wood wheels
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As well as a web designer, I also serve as an on-line antiques appraiser.

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Ruby (removed@yahoo.com) on Sunday, December 01, 2002 at 17:09:14
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MESSAGE: Hello I was there in August an I saw some chickens, hens, an also cats that looked so real. An I was wondering if you still have some of those items in your store? And also I was wondering if I could order them through the mail an if you had overnight delivery? If i can i would be so happy if i could recive them no later than December 5th Please email me back???
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Not by December 5th, no ...

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Larry Stallard (removed@cs.com) on Sunday, August 19, 2001 at 16:59:08
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MESSAGE: Please send me any and all information you have about the location of pickle plants and the availability of pickle brine in the the US.

SOURCE: The web

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your dumb (THISSITES GAY@email.msn.com) on Tuesday, December 5, 2000 at 18:30:49
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MESSAGE: YOU ARE SO STUPID OBVIOUSLY. THA ALAMO ISNT A WASTE OF SPACE. YOUD BE LIVING IN A COMMUNIST COUNTRY IF IT WERENT FOR THE ALAMO. ARE YOU DUMB...... LET ME THINK UH YEA!!!!! THE ALAMO WASNT JUST THAT SIZE IT WAS BIG YOU CANT CTITICIZE SOMETHING YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT. THE THING THAT YOU WENT INTO WAS THE CHAPEL. MAN YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO DUMB PEOPLE AHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

DUMBASS

SOURCE: THIS SITE IS GAY

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ELIZABETH SANDERS (removed@yahoo.com) on Monday, March 18, 2002 at 07:51:11
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MESSAGE: WHERE DO I FIND THE RECEIPES ON YOUR SITE CAN YOU LET ME KNOW THANK YOU
SOURCE: GOT A THANK YOU FROM SHAKE AND BAKE
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Sarom Chea (cheanike@yahoo.com) on Thursday, October 17, 2002 at 18:06:21
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MESSAGE: I like a buy for new house
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If only I attracted women like I did lunacy.

Ohh Wes! that was a good laugh

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If only I attracted women like I did lunacy.

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Hm. what's the difference?

Heh, Fancy not knowing where the pickle plants are!


:::tao:::

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Heh, Fancy not knowing where the pickle plants are!

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I tried to grow pickles once but all I got were cucumbers. I wonder what I did wrong?

funny Wes.

hehe, those are funny, thanks for sharing Wes.

Moth: Depends what type of pickle you want, but if you want basic pickles, simply crossbreed the cucumbers with dillweed. Sweet pickles are a little more difficult, as you need to breed them with sugarcane, which will only grow in certain climates I believe.

uh aren't pickles created by canning cucumbers with dill and other items...????

where did peter piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?

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uh aren't pickles created by canning cucumbers with dill and other items...????

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Ok, you have been renamed "captain obvious"!

Well, it wasn't obvious to me. I for one didn't know how pickles were made

seriously....?

They are....well.....pickled. The same way in which any other item is pickled.
"pickles" is just the shortened version of "pickled cucumbers".


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Yes, seriously. Pickled anything is not something I generally pay much attention to.

My grandma pickles cucumbers... ...I like them home made better

Stupid people are a lot like athlete's foot. After a while, they get very irritating.

True. I deal with stupid people every day at work. Customer service has done a lot to erode my opinion of the average computer user. We actually has to change our instructions to say hit the Enter key because we had too many people complain that saying hit any key was too confusing. i.e. "Where's the Any key?"

*sigh*

Moth... How about 'I broke my coffee cup holder' (CD door tray.) hehehehehe...