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Lacuna Maniac (V) Inmate From: the Asylum ghetto Insane since: Oct 2002	posted 03-04-2004 06:04 Happy birthday!! puts out bottles of champagne and heaps of balloons
DL-44 Maniac (V) Inmate From: under the bed Insane since: Feb 2000	posted 03-04-2004 06:15 I'm not buying for a second that Emperor was in any way "born" Happy Implementation Day
krets Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: KC, KS Insane since: Nov 2002	posted 03-04-2004 06:33 prepares the "Wedgie-matic 5000" :::11oh1:::
Wes Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: Inside THE BOX Insane since: May 2000	posted 03-04-2004 06:54 Found this in a box of last year's birthday stuff. I think the icing used to be yellow.
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 03-04-2004 07:20 Happy birthday emps breaks out the naked imperialist champagne
Tyberius Prime Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Germany Insane since: Sep 2001	posted 03-04-2004 07:47 happy birthday, sovereign. Y'a know, these parties are actually fun when you're wearing two eye claps... Edit: The differences between 'to','two' and 'too' are just to difficult 'to' grasp in the wee hours of one's morning. [This message has been edited by Tyberius Prime (edited 03-04-2004).]
Nimraw Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Styx Insane since: Sep 2000	posted 03-04-2004 08:06 Here, take my cane old man! Congrats Emps.
MW Bipolar (III) Inmate From: 48°00´N 7°51´E Insane since: Jan 2003	posted 03-04-2004 08:49 rolls in beer keg Happy B-day!!!
tomeaglescz Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Czech Republic via Bristol UK Insane since: Feb 2002	posted 03-04-2004 09:18 Yay emps happy birthday, heheh thats two of us today
InI Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: Somewhere over the rainbow Insane since: Mar 2001	posted 03-04-2004 10:44 The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action. We have done so. Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future. Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.
Taobaybee Maniac (V) Inmate From: The Pool Of Life Insane since: Feb 2003	posted 03-04-2004 11:58 A wee toast. "May the blessings of light be upon you, Light without and light within. And in all your comings and goings. May those who love us love us. And those that don't love us, May the God turn their hearts. And if He doesn't turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we'll know them by their limping". [This message has been edited by Taobaybee (edited 03-04-2004).]
Steve Maniac (V) Inmate From: Boston, MA, USA Insane since: Apr 2000	posted 03-04-2004 12:57 woot! Emps - Best Wishes indeed!!
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 03-04-2004 13:26 And Happy birthday to Mr. Tom as well!
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 03-04-2004 13:31 quote: I'm not buying for a second that Emperor was in any way "born" Quite - its more of a Happy Hatching (Happy Spawning doesn't really have that 'ring' to it). Clearly my official age is only that of the last person who's identity I assumed So were are the strippers then? And before anyone asks I am wearing clothes (hell I've even got underwear on underneath my robes) - its a tradition amongst my people [edit: And as Skarrjj rightly points out it is tomeaglescz birthday and we share this auspicious day with: Patrick Moore -barking mad astronomer Kenny Dalglish - incomprehensible footballing hero Evan Dando - indie rock legend and lemon head Prince Henry the Navigator Just checking this list of people also born today: http://www.scopesys.com/today/ I see I share birthdays with the following amusingly named folks: Willem H Winkel, Knute Rockne, Pearl White, Dazzy Vance, Edgar Barrier, Mike Small, Matt Gay, Chris Borg and Sherry Wigginton. And the not so great: Bobby Womack (I suppose I should count my self lucky its not both Womacks ), Billy Gibbons (one of the bearded ones), Chris Rea (miserable git), Jason Newsted (Metallica fella), Patsy Kensit (no talenty ass) and Chastity Bono (no talenty parents). On this day in history: 1774 1st sighting of Orion nebula (William Herschel) 1798 Catholic women force to do penance for kindling sabbath fire for Jews 1863 Territory of Idaho established 1909 US prohibits interstate transportation of game birds - and a game bird is all I want 1924 "Happy Birthday To You" published by Claydon Sunny - now that is good!! 1933 FDR inaugrated as 32nd President, pledges to pull US out of Depression & says "We have nothing to fear but fear itself" - I think he'd also add "and fear the Emperor tying his shoe laces" 1936 1st flight of airship Hindenburg, Germany 1959 US Pioneer IV misses Moon & becomes 2nd (US 1st) artificial planet 1966 John Lennon says "We (Beatles) are more popular than Jesus" 1995 Blind teenage boy receives a 'Bionic Eye' at a Washington Hospital 1997 Brazil Senate allows women to wear slacks 1997 President C*****n bans federally funded human cloning research and loads of US presidents were inaugurated. ] ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Amerasu Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Insane since: Jun 2002	posted 03-04-2004 13:57 Happy birthday Amerasu
CPrompt Maniac (V) Inmate From: there...no..there..... Insane since: May 2001	posted 03-04-2004 15:23 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMPS!!!!!!!!!!! Now...pass me a Guinness Tao. Cigars for everyone. Later, C:\ ~Binary is best~
synax Maniac (V) Inmate From: Cell 666 Insane since: Mar 2002	posted 03-04-2004 15:25 As far as I'm concerned, it's not a birthday celebration without this: stabs emps Happy Birthday, poppycock! "Nothin' like a pro-stabbin' from a pro." -Weadah
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 03-04-2004 15:33 Woooooooooooooooooo a birthday stabbing ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 03-04-2004 16:40 Things not to do on your birthday: http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/2430358 ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org
mas Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: the space between us Insane since: Sep 2002	posted 03-04-2004 16:43 heeeyyyy BIG HAPPEY BIRTHDAY, EMPS! have a nice one =)
Wolfen Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Minnesota Insane since: Jan 2001	posted 03-04-2004 17:28 Drags in a fresh box of milkbones wrapped in a bow. Happy birthday Emps!
Cameron Bipolar (III) Inmate From: Brisbane Insane since: Jan 2003	posted 03-04-2004 17:32 Happy birthday, you old bastard. Here's hoping someone bought him some underwear for his birthday...
Moth Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: columbus, ohio, usa Insane since: Jul 2002	posted 03-04-2004 17:35 Happy Birthday! You are getting sleepy...sleepy. You will go to the North Wing....
NoJive Maniac (V) Inmate From: The Land of one Headlight on. Insane since: May 2001	posted 03-04-2004 18:48 You call THAT underwear! You're not supposed to actually 'use or wear' some family heirlooms you know. HBD Emps. o
Veneficuz Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: A graveyard of dreams Insane since: Mar 2001	posted 03-04-2004 19:32 Happy birthday too both of you! _________________________ "There are 10 kinds of people; those who know binary, those who don't and those who start counting at zero" - the Golden Ratio -
Wakkos Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Azylum's Secret Lab Insane since: Oct 2000	posted 03-05-2004 00:48 Wow! that deserves me answering here!!! Pills for the Emps! And happy New Year!! ______________ that naked guy
Yannah Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: In your Hard Drive; C: Insane since: Dec 2002	posted 03-05-2004 03:03 How old is our birthday man? Happy Birthday dude!
Cameron Bipolar (III) Inmate From: Brisbane Insane since: Jan 2003	posted 03-05-2004 04:13 quote: Wow! that deserves me answering here!!! I wasn't aware the presence of nekkid spaniards was in such high demand.
Bugimus Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: New California Insane since: Mar 2000	posted 03-05-2004 04:57 Happy BDay Emps!!! Woohoo!!!!!!! . . : slicePuzzle
lan Bipolar (III) Inmate From: Darwin, NT, Australia Insane since: Dec 2003	posted 03-05-2004 11:00 Best wishes guys! Here's lookin' at ya! [This message has been edited by lan (edited 03-05-2004).]
Dufty Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at! Insane since: Jun 2002	posted 03-05-2004 21:03 Yay! "HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY." Psst!

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Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted 03-04-2004 06:04

Happy birthday!!

*puts out bottles of champagne and heaps of balloons*

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted 03-04-2004 06:15

I'm not buying for a second that Emperor was in any way "born"

Happy Implementation Day

krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: KC, KS
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted 03-04-2004 06:33

*prepares the "Wedgie-matic 5000" *

:::11oh1:::

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted 03-04-2004 06:54

Found this in a box of last year's birthday stuff. I think the icing used to be yellow.

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 03-04-2004 07:20

Happy birthday emps

*breaks out the naked imperialist champagne*

Tyberius Prime
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Germany
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted 03-04-2004 07:47

happy birthday, sovereign.

Y'a know, these parties are actually fun when you're wearing two eye claps...

Edit: The differences between 'to','two' and 'too' are just to difficult 'to' grasp in the wee hours of one's morning.

[This message has been edited by Tyberius Prime (edited 03-04-2004).]

Nimraw
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Styx
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted 03-04-2004 08:06

Here, take my cane old man!

Congrats Emps.

MW
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: 48°00´N 7°51´E
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted 03-04-2004 08:49

*rolls in beer keg*

Happy B-day!!!

tomeaglescz
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Czech Republic via Bristol UK
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted 03-04-2004 09:18

Yay emps happy birthday, heheh thats two of us today

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted 03-04-2004 10:44

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

Taobaybee
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Feb 2003

posted 03-04-2004 11:58

A wee toast.

"May the blessings of light be upon you,
Light without and light within.
And in all your comings and goings.
May those who love us love us.
And those that don't love us,
May the God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping".

[This message has been edited by Taobaybee (edited 03-04-2004).]

Steve
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Boston, MA, USA
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted 03-04-2004 12:57

woot!

Emps - Best Wishes indeed!!

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 03-04-2004 13:26

And Happy birthday to Mr. Tom as well!

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 03-04-2004 13:31

quote:
I'm not buying for a second that Emperor was in any way "born"

Quite - its more of a Happy Hatching (Happy Spawning doesn't really have that 'ring' to it). Clearly my official age is only that of the last person who's identity I assumed

So were are the strippers then? And before anyone asks I am wearing clothes (hell I've even got underwear on underneath my robes) - its a tradition amongst my people

[edit: And as Skarrjj rightly points out it is tomeaglescz birthday and we share this auspicious day with:

Patrick Moore -barking mad astronomer

Kenny Dalglish - incomprehensible footballing hero

Evan Dando - indie rock legend and lemon head

Prince Henry the Navigator

Just checking this list of people also born today:
http://www.scopesys.com/today/

I see I share birthdays with the following amusingly named folks: Willem H Winkel, Knute Rockne, Pearl White, Dazzy Vance, Edgar Barrier, Mike Small, Matt Gay, Chris Borg and Sherry Wigginton.

And the not so great: Bobby Womack (I suppose I should count my self lucky its not both Womacks ), Billy Gibbons (one of the bearded ones), Chris Rea (miserable git), Jason Newsted (Metallica fella), Patsy Kensit (no talenty ass) and Chastity Bono (no talenty parents).

On this day in history:

1774 1st sighting of Orion nebula (William Herschel)

1798 Catholic women force to do penance for kindling sabbath fire for Jews

1863 Territory of Idaho established

1909 US prohibits interstate transportation of game birds - and a game bird is all I want

1924 "Happy Birthday To You" published by Claydon Sunny - now that is good!!

1933 FDR inaugrated as 32nd President, pledges to pull US out of Depression & says "We have nothing to fear but fear itself" - I think he'd also add "and fear the Emperor tying his shoe laces"

1936 1st flight of airship Hindenburg, Germany

1959 US Pioneer IV misses Moon & becomes 2nd (US 1st) artificial planet

1966 John Lennon says "We (Beatles) are more popular than Jesus"

1995 Blind teenage boy receives a 'Bionic Eye' at a Washington Hospital

1997 Brazil Senate allows women to wear slacks

1997 President C*****n bans federally funded human cloning research

and loads of US presidents were inaugurated. ]

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

Amerasu
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted 03-04-2004 13:57

Happy birthday

Amerasu

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted 03-04-2004 15:23

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMPS!!!!!!!!!!!

Now...pass me a Guinness Tao.

Cigars for everyone.

Later,

C:\

~Binary is best~

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted 03-04-2004 15:25

As far as I'm concerned, it's not a birthday celebration without this:

*stabs emps*

Happy Birthday, poppycock!

"Nothin' like a pro-stabbin' from a pro." -Weadah

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 03-04-2004 15:33

Woooooooooooooooooo a birthday stabbing

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 03-04-2004 16:40

Things not to do on your birthday:
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/2430358

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

mas
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted 03-04-2004 16:43

heeeyyyy BIG HAPPEY BIRTHDAY, EMPS! have a nice one =)

Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted 03-04-2004 17:28

*Drags in a fresh box of milkbones wrapped in a bow.* Happy birthday Emps!

Cameron
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Brisbane
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted 03-04-2004 17:32

Happy birthday, you old bastard.

Here's hoping someone bought him some underwear for his birthday...

Moth
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: columbus, ohio, usa
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted 03-04-2004 17:35

Happy Birthday!

You are getting sleepy...sleepy. You will go to the North Wing....

NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted 03-04-2004 18:48

You call THAT underwear! You're not supposed to actually 'use or wear' some family heirlooms you know.

HBD Emps. *o*

Veneficuz
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: A graveyard of dreams
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted 03-04-2004 19:32

Happy birthday too both of you!

_________________________
"There are 10 kinds of people; those who know binary, those who don't and those who start counting at zero"
- the Golden Ratio -

Wakkos
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Azylum's Secret Lab
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted 03-05-2004 00:48

Wow! that deserves me answering here!!!

Pills for the Emps!

And happy New Year!!

______________
that naked guy

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted 03-05-2004 03:03

How old is our birthday man?

Happy Birthday dude!

Cameron
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Brisbane
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted 03-05-2004 04:13

quote:
Wow! that deserves me answering here!!!

I wasn't aware the presence of nekkid spaniards was in such high demand.

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted 03-05-2004 04:57

Happy BDay Emps!!! Woohoo!!!!!!!

. . : slicePuzzle

lan
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Darwin, NT, Australia
Insane since: Dec 2003

posted 03-05-2004 11:00

Best wishes guys! Here's lookin' at ya!

[This message has been edited by lan (edited 03-05-2004).]

Dufty
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at!
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted 03-05-2004 21:03

Yay!
"HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY."

Psst!